Freaking Friday Randoms

[gabride2010]

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:10 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

gabride2010 I'm so sorry, so very sad.

Thank you!

[requiressnacks]

Jul 10, 2015 6:54:00 GMT -5 joy said:

requiressnacks!!!

Clarifying shampoo for the mothereffing WIN!

My hair is fabulous after a careful wash last night with that stuff.

THANK YOU!

Yayyyyy! So glad it worked out. My hair gets the same problem every now and then. I never figured out the root cause, but clarifying shampoo is always the solution!!!

[penguin129]

gabride2010 Sorry to hear about your friend.

[lgraceh]

Jul 10, 2015 7:57:32 GMT -5 bl1210 said:

H is taking me on a sushi date tonight. He loves me

H is taking me on a Costco date tonight. He loves me?

[penguin129]

They just had penguins jumping on pogo sticks for the letter P on Sesame Street. Penguins!

[teraiin]

Okay, so I'm sort of torn.

Typically if someone doesn't show up for their appointment, I go find other stuff to do after 15 minutes. Like right now I could be upstairs doing stuff in the Children's Room.

The person hasn't shown up (yet) and it's 15 minutes after. However, he is the husband of a board member (the people who hired me)

Should I sit here because it's the husband of a board member and it might look bad if I ditch. Or should I treat him like I would anyone else and go make the 'most' out of the money they are paying me?

[kayladawn91]

Morning ladies!

We got home around 10pm last night and so today will consist of unpacking, grocery shopping, and maybe working on our floor some more..yay! It's not supposed to rain today, so I'm also hoping to take the dogs to state park and maybe to the beach. They've never been and I think they would love it.

We have a wedding to go to tomorrow, which should be a nice little date night. The weather is supposed to be nice and it's outside so that's good.

[Rama]

Jul 10, 2015 9:16:57 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Okay, so I'm sort of torn.

Typically if someone doesn't show up for their appointment, I go find other stuff to do after 15 minutes. Like right now I could be upstairs doing stuff in the Children's Room.

The person hasn't shown up (yet) and it's 15 minutes after. However, he is the husband of a board member (the people who hired me)

Should I sit here because it's the husband of a board member and it might look bad if I ditch. Or should I treat him like I would anyone else and go make the 'most' out of the money they are paying me?

Call him or his spouse, if you can. Maybe wait 5 more minutes, then it's his fault for being late.

[Rama]

I'm determined to spend now than a few minutes at my desk today. *srs face*

[goldenlove3]

Jul 10, 2015 9:08:16 GMT -5 lgraceh said:

Jul 10, 2015 7:57:32 GMT -5 bl1210 said:

H is taking me on a sushi date tonight. He loves me

H is taking me on a Costco date tonight. He loves me?

Fridays are great sample days. Just watch out for the old men!

[adorebel]

Jul 10, 2015 10:02:02 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

I'm a little too excited about this.

www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/new-ghostbusters-cast-photos

You can never be too excited about excellence.

[adorebel]

Currently trying not to barf after someone posted something about "bandage-wrapped cheddar cheese" on Facebook.

I'm sure it's delicious, but JFC, thinking of my cheese as a festering wound is *horktown central*

[ceejay]

Happy Friday everyone! This has been a busy week at work for me, but I don't have too much to today. YAY! Hopefully the day will go by quickly because I am SO ready for the weekend.

[mosdub]

Jul 10, 2015 10:06:37 GMT -5 adorebel said:

Currently trying not to barf after someone posted something about "bandage-wrapped cheddar cheese" on Facebook.

I'm sure it's delicious, but JFC, thinking of my cheese as a festering wound is *horktown central*

Wait what?  

What is bandage-wrapped cheddar cheese? 

[cjchio]

Jul 10, 2015 8:01:18 GMT -5 mosdub said:

I'm hungover and apparently the universe wants me to deal with it. Every time I try to sleep something/someone wakes me up.

So here I am.

Eventually this will be me:

I had a hangover too today, but my husband knows to let me sleep. I hope you get more sleep!

[adorebel]

Jul 10, 2015 10:10:58 GMT -5 mosdub said:

Jul 10, 2015 10:06:37 GMT -5 adorebel said:

Currently trying not to barf after someone posted something about "bandage-wrapped cheddar cheese" on Facebook.

I'm sure it's delicious, but JFC, thinking of my cheese as a festering wound is *horktown central*

Wait what?  

What is bandage-wrapped cheddar cheese? 

It's just an aging process where you wrap the cheese in cheesecloth-like material for months while it ripens, but GROSSEST NAME EVER.

starbuck27, I love the siggy gif too! It is just so satisfying to watch her go down. And the tiger on the butt of her swimsuit lol. (Sorry I forgot to disable the siggy on my first post, though!)

[Deleted]

My boss just send out 6 emails in an under an hour and twenty minutes. This was a new personal best for her.
Her last email says I swear this is the last email for today.
I really, really want to respond with LIAR!!!!
But she has no sense of humor.

[dashook]

Jul 10, 2015 6:53:57 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

So there's this guy that I was friends with in college but haven't really talk to since. He only emails me every couple years when he wants something. Last time email from him was 2 years ago asking about a job. Last night he emailed me asking about getting a discount for a car (I work for a car company). That's annoying enough as it is but in his email he says "Hey Golden how ya been? Any kids with H yet?" WTF? I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it but he worded that really weird. Like am I gonna have kids with someone else?

That's weird. He can GTFO.

[rablissful]

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:54 GMT -5 mosdub said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:16:52 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Your poor body! I definitely suggest taking a break, is being the DD if you're going out again.

My sister and BIL are renting a cabin in Maine that I came up to crash for a few days. The toddler and pug belong to them. The toddler came barging in with MORNING AUNTIE and the pug jumped on the bed, which made her laugh hysterically. It was cute.

After I made the previous post the pug came back upstairs, scratched on the door, then proceeded to beg for loves after I had to lift him on the bed. That poor, abused animal ::sarcasm::

Awwww!  You sound like you're having a dreamy time!

SPOILER: Click to show

{(blissfuls bfp mentioned)}
Are you keeping your BFP a secret? I know how hard it can be to keep it secret around family, especially when you are in close quarters!
ETA:  I'll stop with the 20 questions now, sorry! 

 
I'm definitely down for some DD action but we live close to all of the bars/events so everyone usually walks!  Either way, the bff left today so hopefully I can finally get some much needed introvert time and enjoy a nice glass of WATER. 

yay for introvert time!

SPOILER: Click to show

I told my sister because she was seriously side eyeing me because I wasn't drinking and I'm hungry every two hours. And not like a little hungry but famished. I'm sure my BIL knows because he is freaky about knowing when women are KU. My sister's nurse BFF probably figured it out too since I'm not even tasting drinks. I'm not necessarily keeping it secret from them, but I'm not coming out and saying it. If they ask I'll spill. You can ask all the questions!

[dashook]

wannabmama, sorry about your horse, poor thing!
gabride2010, I'm so sorry, how awful
adorebel ewww that name is hork central!

My random: you know you're getting old when you not only hear Nirvana and Soundgarden on the classic rock station, but it also no longer comes as a surprise.

[shadesofgold]

Did someone say random?

[pismoduo]

The HOA meeting last night was from 6pm to 10:30pm. By the time I got home, fed the dogs, let them out to potty and got into bed, it was after 11pm.

You know how sometimes you're so tired that you can't sleep? Yea, that was last night. So all in all, I think I've had like 4 hours of sleep. And apparently the way I finally got comfortable was not good because my shoulder hurts and I tweaked something in my lower back.

AND H's cousin is staying with us from tonight until Tuesday. I'm probably going to kill him. Or myself. He's really frustrating to be around for long periods of time. Plus this just means that every minute of the day for the next four days is going to be business talk, because said cousin is also H's business partner.

On the plus side, I realized I had $4.88 left on my starbucks card this morning, so I got guilt free coffee.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jul 10, 2015 7:09:35 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I just noticed I have a title. Who's the culprit?

They're wrong, whoever they are.

These are Hot Pockets:


These are pizza rolls:



GAWD.

[pismoduo]

Jul 10, 2015 11:47:50 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Jul 10, 2015 7:09:35 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I just noticed I have a title. Who's the culprit?

They're wrong, whoever they are.

These are Hot Pockets:


These are pizza rolls:



GAWD.

So... I saw Wallie's new title yesterday and thought "Seriously? Who doesn't know the difference between hot pockets and pizza rolls?"

[pismoduo]

*internally screaming*

I went over to TB for a lark (it's slow over here today guys...) and there's a question about EWCM. Poster thinks she's ovulated, thermometer might be broken, yada yada, oh btw her EWCM is green, but still stretchy and egg white. Someone tells her it could be an infection.

THE GIRL POSTED A VIDEO OF HER CM.

*dies*

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jul 10, 2015 12:10:38 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

*internally screaming*

I went over to TB for a lark (it's slow over here today guys...) and there's a question about EWCM. Poster thinks she's ovulated, thermometer might be broken, yada yada, oh btw her EWCM is green, but still stretchy and egg white. Someone tells her it could be an infection.

THE GIRL POSTED A VIDEO OF HER CM.

*dies*

[pismoduo]

Jul 10, 2015 12:13:49 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Jul 10, 2015 12:10:38 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

*internally screaming*

I went over to TB for a lark (it's slow over here today guys...) and there's a question about EWCM. Poster thinks she's ovulated, thermometer might be broken, yada yada, oh btw her EWCM is green, but still stretchy and egg white. Someone tells her it could be an infection.

THE GIRL POSTED A VIDEO OF HER CM.

*dies*

I'm gasping for breath at my desk laughing at how perfect this gif is.

[achromia]

Jul 10, 2015 12:10:38 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

*internally screaming*

I went over to TB for a lark (it's slow over here today guys...) and there's a question about EWCM. Poster thinks she's ovulated, thermometer might be broken, yada yada, oh btw her EWCM is green, but still stretchy and egg white. Someone tells her it could be an infection.

THE GIRL POSTED A VIDEO OF HER CM.

*dies*

WTAF. 

[kayladawn91]

Omg what is wrong with people?



Edit: I failed at this gif so it's just a picture..oh well

[goldenlove3]

Jul 10, 2015 12:14:46 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Jul 10, 2015 12:13:49 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

I'm gasping for breath at my desk laughing at how perfect this gif is.

Seriously this gif is the best response I've seen on here! DYING!