Confess Yourself Friday

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:20:35 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

FFFC: I have never used a sex toy.

Get yourself to adameve.com right meow!!

[shemarie82]

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:19 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:20:35 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

FFFC: I have never used a sex toy.

You're missing out.

I am not against them, but B is, so it stays in the someday file.

[Deleted]

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:22 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

I keep getting wiffs of BO around town today, so I thought maybe it was me despite being fully bathed. I just stuck my head in my armpit at work...

Good news it is not me. Bad news? I stuck my head in my armpit at work.

That is odd thing to pick up on. Did you see if it's your jacket?

[icaughtfire]

Apparently I'm so adamant about it I need to tell you twice.

[samanthasays]

Jul 10, 2015 7:42:12 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

I took off my strapless bra in my car on my way home from work this past week. Cause that's what stop lights are for, right? Taking off your clothes?

In college I would change in my car at stop lights between school and work (or vice versa). I had a convertible, sometimes the top was down. It was pretty PG though, I wore a lot of sports bras and can change pants in like 5 seconds flat now. 

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:11 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

FFFC: I *have* used a sex toy, but I didn't derive any pleasure from it.

Are you sure you were using it right?

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Jul 10, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:19 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

You're missing out.

I am not against them, but B is, so it stays in the someday file.

My husband was against certain things at first, but when we incorporated them in together, he got over it.

I know a lot of husbands or SO's that are against them. I just took my husband into the Aren't We Naughty and we picked stuff out together. Now we have a bunch of stuff!

[27alex]

My C: I never owned a sex toy until DH bought me one. And now I probably couldn't live without it.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:11 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

FFFC: I *have* used a sex toy, but I didn't derive any pleasure from it.

You're using it wrong or it's the wrong toy for you. 

[27alex]

Jul 10, 2015 8:25:27 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:11 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

FFFC: I *have* used a sex toy, but I didn't derive any pleasure from it.

Are you sure you were using it right?

Or she just doesn't have the right one for her.

[wannabmama]

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:19 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

You're missing out.

I am not against them, but B is, so it stays in the someday file.

MH doesn't like them either, but I do...so they live in a drawer next to the bed and, well, when it comes to that what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
I wish he would get on board, hey maybe I finally have a confession...my ex and I had the best sex and loved toys and it was wild and fun. H is fun...but not that fun. **devilish grin**

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:21:19 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

You're missing out.

I am not against them, but B is, so it stays in the someday file.

Why would anybody be against instant orgasms?? This does not compute for me.

[Deleted]

Jul 10, 2015 8:25:27 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:11 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

FFFC: I *have* used a sex toy, but I didn't derive any pleasure from it.

Are you sure you were using it right?

Or the right ones? There are many different kinds of toys.

*I'm quoting you so it flows better. Or something.

[27alex]

I seriously side-eye men who are against their wives/girlfriends using sex toys.

[risscaboobs]

Give me all the sex toys. Also, I'd pee in a diaper if that was the best solution to the problem. No qualms about it.

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:27:49 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:24:01 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

I am not against them, but B is, so it stays in the someday file.

MH doesn't like them either, but I do...so they live in a drawer next to the bed and, well, when it comes to that what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
I wish he would get on board, hey maybe I finally have a confession...my ex and I had the best sex and loved toys and it was wild and fun. H is fun...but not that fun. **devilish grin**

Why don't you just communicate your sex needs to your husband so the sex with him can be better than sex with your ex?

[Deleted]

I went to a Fantasia/Passion party and came home with a bunch of stuff. My husband had 2 options, play with me or without me. Regardless that shit was happening!

He got on board really quick, and now loves it!

wannabmama, I think you should just start using some of it in front of him. I would be shocked if he didn't jump in to join!

edit- sorry disabled sig didn't work. Working on making it a spoiler :/

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:39:53 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

@erin2021, your siggy GIF made me spit coffee all over my desk. Thanks for that.


Also, clearly: I need to be a little more adventurous in the sex toy department.

Start with a bullet. You can't possibly go wrong with a bullet.

[ironbaby]

H and I spent an embarrassing amount of money on a specific toy we could both benefit from...and we have used it ONCE.

FAIL.

[risscaboobs]

Now I'm going to be horny all day.

[icaughtfire]

Jul 10, 2015 8:41:00 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

H and I spent an embarrassing amount of money on a specific toy we could both benefit from...and we have used it ONCE.

FAIL.

Are you talking about the we vibe? Because that thing scares me.

[wannabmama]

Jul 10, 2015 8:32:38 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:27:49 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

MH doesn't like them either, but I do...so they live in a drawer next to the bed and, well, when it comes to that what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
I wish he would get on board, hey maybe I finally have a confession...my ex and I had the best sex and loved toys and it was wild and fun. H is fun...but not that fun. **devilish grin**

Why don't you just communicate your sex needs to your husband so the sex with him can be better than sex with your ex?

He has some psychological issues surrounding sex, so I tread lightly there. We do talk about it and he knows what I'd be into, etc., he's just not quite as open as I am. We're working on it!

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 10, 2015 8:39:53 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

@erin2021, your siggy GIF made me spit coffee all over my desk. Thanks for that.


Also, clearly: I need to be a little more adventurous in the sex toy department.

I used to sell sex toys. I have a box of unopened ones. I think I even have a rabbit. I'll send one to you, if you want. 

[hobbesgal]

Today is my day off and I only have 3 goals: Thai food, haircut, get a kiddie pool for my dog to play in.

[beckynsean11]

Jul 10, 2015 8:30:22 GMT -5 27alex said:

I seriously side-eye men who are against their wives/girlfriends using sex toys.

Very much this. MH gave me my 2 favorites the day before our wedding. Because romance.

[shadesofgold]

Jul 10, 2015 8:16:38 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:10:36 GMT -5 @kellbell said:

gabride2010, no woods, we were parked on a parking deck! Woods would be my preferred method for certain. Two diapers side by side and a careful control of stream ensures no spillage! (not the first time I've done it although it is not a common occurrance)

I think this is kinda brilliant... When you gotta go, you gotta go. 

[Andrea]

Jul 10, 2015 7:42:12 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

I took off my strapless bra in my car on my way home from work this past week. Cause that's what stop lights are for, right? Taking off your clothes?

I do this on the reg.

[NatalieDavid]

I used to go straight from work to school to parties all night then fall asleep wherever and had no time to stop at home in between so I'd keep spare clothes in my car and go to the store to buy fresh underwear.

[ironbaby]

Jul 10, 2015 8:46:02 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 10, 2015 8:41:00 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

H and I spent an embarrassing amount of money on a specific toy we could both benefit from...and we have used it ONCE.

FAIL.

Are you talking about the we vibe? Because that thing scares me.

Yep.

I wasn't terribly impressed the first time. It's not like we can return it, though.

[shadesofgold]

Jul 10, 2015 8:25:15 GMT -5 samanthasays said:

Jul 10, 2015 7:42:12 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

I took off my strapless bra in my car on my way home from work this past week. Cause that's what stop lights are for, right? Taking off your clothes?

In college I would change in my car at stop lights between school and work (or vice versa). I had a convertible, sometimes the top was down. It was pretty PG though, I wore a lot of sports bras and can change pants in like 5 seconds flat now. 

I wish I could undress during my commute home. I don't think that would go over well on the crowded metro though.