Boo, you whore

[hobbesgal]

Florida is for beaches and mini golf. And Mickey Mouse ears.

[penguin129]

Jul 23, 2015 20:38:41 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:31:33 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

We went hiking on a wet walk today. We got rained on and hiked through almost knee deep water.

This would never happen in Florida. Hiking through knee deep water is an excellent way to get attacked by alligators or water moccasin.

I live in Florida! We had rubber rain boots on. Dh kept telling us to look out for snakes and alligators.

[Ray]

Jul 23, 2015 20:31:33 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

We went hiking on a wet walk today. We got rained on and hiked through almost knee deep water.

You guys are hardcore. He's got a stick and everything. The worst thing you run into here in the water is a beaver. I am happy that there are no scary things where I live.

[penguin129]

nuggetrn That is our cousins fiancee. I think you mean her. Maybe?

[Ray]

Jul 23, 2015 20:45:47 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:38:41 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

This would never happen in Florida. Hiking through knee deep water is an excellent way to get attacked by alligators or water moccasin.

I live in Florida! We had rubber rain boots on. Dh kept telling us to look out for snakes and alligators.

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

[nuggetrn]

Jul 23, 2015 20:47:43 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

nuggetrn That is our cousins fiancee. I think you mean her. Maybe?

I think she is the only her I see, lol. Unless you are hiding in the bushes somewhere!!

[Ray]

Sitting in a restaurant. Waiting for take out. Man comes up to me and says brusquely "what town am I in?" No hi. No excuse me. Just info demands. If I wasn't a nice person is have sent him on a goose chase. That and he just drove by our town sign less than 500m ago. <face palm>

[icaughtfire]

Jul 23, 2015 20:45:47 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:38:41 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

This would never happen in Florida. Hiking through knee deep water is an excellent way to get attacked by alligators or water moccasin.

I live in Florida! We had rubber rain boots on. Dh kept telling us to look out for snakes and alligators.

You did this in Florida?? You crazy, bro?!

[penguin129]

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:44 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:47:43 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

nuggetrn That is our cousins fiancee. I think you mean her. Maybe?

I think she is the only her I see, lol. Unless you are hiding in the bushes somewhere!!

Dh was in front of her with the stick. She was wearing army boots she borrowed from our cousin. They were too big and water came in through them. We had to stop so she could empty the water out.

[icaughtfire]

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:48 GMT -5 Ray said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:45:47 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

I live in Florida! We had rubber rain boots on. Dh kept telling us to look out for snakes and alligators.

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

Knee deep water would be more than just water from rain...?

[Ray]

JAYSUS. Went to pay for my food. Waitress I don't really know (used to work here a year ago, quit bc I got hired on at the school board) first words to me are "no baby?" Seriously? Wut. Give me my poutine. (I still tipped )

[penguin129]

Jul 23, 2015 20:55:42 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:48 GMT -5 Ray said:

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

Knee deep water would be more than just water from rain...?

The water we were in was because the trail flooded from the constant rain during the summer and the low elevation. It won't be like that in the fall. This is our second time hiking that trail this week. We didn't go in the water last time.

[Ray]

Jul 23, 2015 20:55:42 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:48 GMT -5 Ray said:

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

Knee deep water would be more than just water from rain...?

Idk we get flash flooding here sometimes and I figured they wouldn't be out walking in a marsh on purpose.

[icaughtfire]

Jul 23, 2015 20:59:37 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:55:42 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Knee deep water would be more than just water from rain...?

The water we were in was because the trail flooded from the constant rain during the summer and the low elevation. It won't be like that in the fall. This is our second time hiking that trail this week. We didn't go in the water last time.

I don't do the outdoors. Like..at all.

[emc]

Alligators are terrifying. Omg. I couldn't hike in that water! I'd be scared.

[mrsjene]

Magic Mike was...magical.

[kawaiikitsune]

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:48 GMT -5 Ray said:

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

[bibliothecary]

Jul 23, 2015 20:22:28 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:13:22 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

hobbesgal, want to go toe to toe for weird library week?

I'll go first. A guy threatened to shit in my office.

Your turn.

People regularly come up to my desk to tell me that they've pooped and expect a sticker. They're like 3-4 years old, but same thing, right?

Dammit, you're not even trying.

My turn: a woman regaled me with stories of how Obama is tracking me via my tattoo ink.

[hobbesgal]

Alligators aren't going to give a fuck about your walking stick. I know an alligator who attacked a lawn mower. I used to throw it marshmallows. Dinosaurs DGAF.

[hobbesgal]

Jul 23, 2015 21:10:11 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:22:28 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

People regularly come up to my desk to tell me that they've pooped and expect a sticker. They're like 3-4 years old, but same thing, right?

Dammit, you're not even trying.

My turn: a woman regaled me with stories of how Obama is tracking me via my tattoo ink.

Well, he is. I'm tracking you via RFID. I can check you in AND out (library humor, deal with it).

[penguin129]

Jul 23, 2015 21:06:41 GMT -5 kawaiikitsune said:

Jul 23, 2015 20:48:48 GMT -5 Ray said:

Would an alligator really be in water that was just there from rain though? Or was it a marsh normally? I need to know these things if I ever go back to Florida sans Disney

Broken gif

[kariann12]

Jul 23, 2015 21:11:07 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Alligators aren't going to give a fuck about your walking stick. I know an alligator who attacked a lawn mower. I used to throw it marshmallows. Dinosaurs DGAF.

You're fucking killing me Hobbes.

[bibliothecary]

Jul 23, 2015 21:13:08 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Jul 23, 2015 21:10:11 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Dammit, you're not even trying.

My turn: a woman regaled me with stories of how Obama is tracking me via my tattoo ink.

Well, he is. I'm tracking you via RFID. I can check you in AND out (library humor, deal with it).

I know you're checking me out.

[penguin129]

Get your umbrellas out...

[penguin129]

[icaughtfire]

Just realized Parenting has a Teen Mom 2 thread. How did I not realize this information?

[emc]

I need to catch up on Teen Mom, RHOC, and Bachelorette tonight. I'm klassy.

[kawaiikitsune]

Jul 23, 2015 21:14:51 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Jul 23, 2015 21:06:41 GMT -5 kawaiikitsune said:

Broken gif

[pinkcat]

Jul 23, 2015 21:11:07 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Alligators aren't going to give a fuck about your walking stick. I know an alligator who attacked a lawn mower. I used to throw it marshmallows. Dinosaurs DGAF.

This is the first time in a long time I've legit actually loudly LOLed at a comment online. Thank you Hobbes!

[emc]

How many posts do you need to be a bronze star? I feel like this noob status is lame.