Vagina Weight Lifting

[threetaboos]

"But this isn't just showboating. As Anami explains on her site, if you can't shoot ping pong balls out of your vagina, you're sexually disconnected and missing out on some of the wonders of your body."

m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/6534332

[Deleted]

Lol. Woah. Chick is fierce! That is...different.

[chou]

I don't think the Y offers these types of classes yet.

[threetaboos]

Jan 25, 2015 11:29:21 GMT -5 chou said:

I don't think the Y offers these types of classes yet.

I literally lol'd.

[threetaboos]

Jan 25, 2015 11:48:24 GMT -5 hawkward said:

"That dissociation manifests as body parts that, because they have been so disowned, end up being cut off. Literally. Wombs are removed, prostates taken out and breasts chopped off. Ah, if only we loved our body parts more."

So if I'm reading that correctly, all I need to do is start weight lifting with my vagina and I can avoid the hysterectomy my OB and I discussed?

To be honest, I didn't read the article. I just looked at the photos.

[ghostmonkey]

Nope. I will stick to the lifting I already do.

[Deleted]

Jan 25, 2015 11:49:12 GMT -5 threetaboos said:

Jan 25, 2015 11:48:24 GMT -5 hawkward said:

"That dissociation manifests as body parts that, because they have been so disowned, end up being cut off. Literally. Wombs are removed, prostates taken out and breasts chopped off. Ah, if only we loved our body parts more."

So if I'm reading that correctly, all I need to do is start weight lifting with my vagina and I can avoid the hysterectomy my OB and I discussed?

To be honest, I didn't read the article. I just looked at the photos.

Same.

[redhorizon343]

TL:DR didn't need to. Pictures worth a thousand words. #nothankyou

[bobcat]

Yeah, I did read, and her pretentiousness does make me a bit ragey. I mean, do you, but wtf with the Marianne Williamson quote and the insinuation that being more connected with our "sexual life forces" will help prevent mastectomies and hysterectomies. Yeah, no! Or...maybe I'm just jealous I can't carry my surfboard to the beach via my vagina. Or groceries from the car! I'm a one-trip-even-if-I-dislocate-a-shoulder kinda girl. This opens up possibilities....but not for curing cancer!

[iforgotmylogin]

Jan 25, 2015 11:00:46 GMT -5 threetaboos said:

"But this isn't just showboating. As Anami explains on her site, if you can't shoot ping pong balls out of your vagina, you're sexually disconnected and missing out on some of the wonders of your body."

m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/6534332

I read that as "snowboarding" at first and was puzzled.

[sully326]

Well...alright....

[wowcheezits]

You haven't truly lifted if you haven't lifted a surf board from your vagina!

[jumpingpuddles]

I dunno, if I had a penis, I think I'd be afraid to go near that sucker.

[rondackhiker]

How does that work? Does she just clamp her vag down on a rope and tie that to various weights?

Or does she secretly have reinforced underwear and so she isn't actually lifting with her vag?

I've never shot anything out of my vagina, so I'm clearly lacking.

[regal]

Jan 25, 2015 13:50:10 GMT -5 rondackhiker said:

How does that work? Does she just clamp her vag down on a rope and tie that to various weights?

Or does she secretly have reinforced underwear and so she isn't actually lifting with her vag?

I've never shot anything out of my vagina, so I'm clearly lacking.

My guess would be that she has a ball or something similar with a loop that she can attach stuff to.

I'm all for sexual wellbeing but I can't imagine that the vaginal muscles are built to withstand that amount of pressure.

[bigrock74]

I am a vagina shooting virgin. Apparently I am also sexually disconnected.

[Deleted]

The 2 guys posing with her in the first picture are like, "WTF am I doing with my life?"

[HelloSweetie]

Vaginas become strong and sentient.

DNW.

[ghostmonkey]

Won't this make your vagina bulky and manly?

DNW.