Monday Bitch Fest

[jerseyakl]

UGHHHH. Yes. Me!

I'm a consultant. I have worked with one of my clients for two years, we had a great relationship and I then helped them hire a new Vice President. She is now in place and even though I hired her and helped her out, she is making my life a living hell. I don't know if she is threatened by me or if I am just being a bitch, but she is going to be the death of me. I swear my blood pressure goes up when I am working with her.

I am trying to let the snow outside and the fact that I'll be snowed in tomorrow and not have to go to a client site make things better. It's not working yet, but maybe that will change. Deep breath!

[chicagomomab]

Fairly trivial but I keep shoes under my desk at work so I can wear winter boots for the commute and just put on shoes here at the office when I get here. Well on Friday I took my black flats home because I wanted to wear them this weekend and I forgot them at home this morning. Now I'm wearing a pair of khaki flats with gray pants and a black sweater. I don't match at all

[brittneysandra]

Kristen Stewart was on Kelly and Michael today..
I never realized how annoying she is .

[scattered]

Every thing my SIL does pisses me off. This goes beyond "bitch eating crackers" status and she is just a straight up c-word. The worst part is she is one of *THOSE* people who is always like, smiling and puppies and glitter so no one believes she's actually a terrible person. Except my H. He can't stand her either.

[staccajaye]

It's Monday!! Fuck you Monday you massive whoreface

[rels09]

I failed my one-hour glucose test and it is ruining me. I know that there is a good chance I will still pass the 3-hour, and that even if I don't, I can survive the next 14 or fewer weeks, but I am still recovering from a severe needle-phobia, so the thought of the 3-hour and (even worse) possibly dealing with what would happen if I don't pass stresses me out so much. I cried on Friday afternoon when I found out and slept terribly on Friday night. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Why is this happening to me? I have been following the anti-inflammatory diet, so my eating has been much "cleaner" than usual, and I don't have any risk factors. Throwing myself a pity party over here, sorry.

[scattered]

Jan 26, 2015 10:44:55 GMT -5 @gfj48 said:

Jan 26, 2015 10:40:11 GMT -5 scattered said:

Every thing my SIL does pisses me off. This goes beyond "bitch eating crackers" status and she is just a straight up c-word. The worst part is she is one of *THOSE* people who is always like, smiling and puppies and glitter so no one believes she's actually a terrible person. Except my H. He can't stand her either.

This is my MIL. Though DH drinks her koolaid...since it's his mom.

It took my H a while to see what a crazy bitch she is. She is the worst. Even my MIL has alluded to how selfish SIL is.

[emu0013]

I can not stand my MIL.....

I am in no mood to get 3 feet of snow....they are calling for 2-3 feet and its crazy!

[shmee]

Jan 26, 2015 10:45:32 GMT -5 rels09 said:

I failed my one-hour glucose test and it is ruining me. I know that there is a good chance I will still pass the 3-hour, and that even if I don't, I can survive the next 14 or fewer weeks, but I am still recovering from a severe needle-phobia, so the thought of the 3-hour and (even worse) possibly dealing with what would happen if I don't pass stresses me out so much. I cried on Friday afternoon when I found out and slept terribly on Friday night. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Why is this happening to me? I have been following the anti-inflammatory diet, so my eating has been much "cleaner" than usual, and I don't have any risk factors. Throwing myself a pity party over here, sorry.

So many people fail the 1 hour and go on to pass the 3 hour, I am sure you will be fine! Don't stress too much

[jenari]

My morning started with my car door not closing. DH spent 10 minutes fiddling and hitting the inside panel to get the lock to release (the problem causing it to not latch) which worked. Except now it won't open. Imagine my pregnant ass crawling over the centre console to get into the drivers seat from the passenger side!

THEN I'm stopped at a light and my foot slips off the break while reaching for a tissue and I rear-end the car in front of me. Barely touched but of course cracked both our bumpers. Again, imagine my pregnant ass climbing out of my car on the passenger side to exchange information. Not embarrassing at all!

I get to spend my lunch break at the dealership hopefully getting my door fixed!

[staccajaye]

Jan 26, 2015 10:56:41 GMT -5 jenari said:

My morning started with my car door not closing. DH spent 10 minutes fiddling and hitting the inside panel to get the lock to release (the problem causing it to not latch) which worked. Except now it won't open. Imagine my pregnant ass crawling over the centre console to get into the drivers seat from the passenger side!

THEN I'm stopped at a light and my foot slips off the break while reaching for a tissue and I rear-end the car in front of me. Barely touched but of course cracked both our bumpers. Again, imagine my pregnant ass climbing out of my car on the passenger side to exchange information. Not embarrassing at all!

I get to spend my lunch break at the dealership hopefully getting my door fixed!

Massive creepy Internet hugs!!! I would have just driven straight back to bed and gave up on the day

[allisong87]

jenari - that is not a good way to start a Monday so sorry!

[psmomma718]

It's going to be a shitty week at work... Wish we could fast forward to Friday. Also, our office neighbors always have their fireplace going on "no burn" days, and since they suck at many other things I'm tempted to call it in but I can't bring myself to be that petty.

[samiamagirl]

Being so unbelievably sick is my bitch. Thought I was just getting a little tiny head cold Friday and Saturday, but then yesterday happened and my immune system imploded on itself. Last night was the worst sleep I've had in ages: my whole body hurt terribly, I kept blowing my nose but couldn't clear any kind of breathing path, I had to mouth breathe which made my sore throat even worse, I kept getting sweats and chills, and of course no comfortable position exists to sleep in when you're pregnant and THAT sick. I understand you're really focused on developing a human life here, Body, but throw me a friggin' bone.

[shmee]

I hope you feel better soon samiamagirl that sounds miserable

Sorry your morning started so rough jenari but I'm glad you weren't hurt in the fender bender

[beebe918]

I work in accounting for a processing plant. They have already cancelled both shifts for tomorrow but as of now I have to come to work. Bullshit.

[allisong87]

I am a health insurance broker and I found out I lost one of clients today. Honestly, I'm okay with the fact that they're gone because the HR manager was absolutely ridiculous and it is only a group of about 6 people. But I'm pissed at the fact that they're leaving because she's having a hissy fit. She was pissed because her age banded rate went up on her life insurance (nothing you can do about that) and so i informed her that I'd do my due diligence and see if there's anything better out there for her and she says "there's no need, we're switching brokers." Like its my fault. Fuck off you old hag - sorry you're turning 60 and have to pay more.

[robotpcr]

Fuck you cells that I'm growing at work. You were totally fine on Friday. Why are you all fucked up now? I don't get it unless you are the fastest growing cells on the planet. And of course those are the ones that my boss's boss wants. Blah.


Sorry about your test rels09

[jayjay]

jenari That made me outwardly cringe. Sorry you had such a shitty morning.

[mlbrooks]

Jan 26, 2015 10:45:32 GMT -5 rels09 said:

I failed my one-hour glucose test and it is ruining me. I know that there is a good chance I will still pass the 3-hour, and that even if I don't, I can survive the next 14 or fewer weeks, but I am still recovering from a severe needle-phobia, so the thought of the 3-hour and (even worse) possibly dealing with what would happen if I don't pass stresses me out so much. I cried on Friday afternoon when I found out and slept terribly on Friday night. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Why is this happening to me? I have been following the anti-inflammatory diet, so my eating has been much "cleaner" than usual, and I don't have any risk factors. Throwing myself a pity party over here, sorry.

Oh, so sorry!! I have my 1 hour test coming up and I am terrified I will fail. Hopefully you will pass the 3 hour!

[CaptainLeela]

Oh I have so much bitch waiting to be let out this morning. 

We bought a house last week and moved in on Saturday. Which is great, I'm really excited to have a house. But:

1. Unpacking is completely freaking exhausting and is going so much slower than I thought it would. The previous owners were FILTHY DISGUSTING PIGS and were supposed to have the house professionally cleaned prior to closing. We checked briefly at our engineer re-inspection and the house looked pretty clean (or at least vastly improved compared to what it had been) so we didn't ask for a receipt for the cleaning services. We should have. Upon closer inspection they obviously just "cleaned" it themselves and the kitchen and bathrooms are GROSS. So now I'm spending my time on my hands and knees scrubbing floors and showers and toilets and cupboards that are covered in other people's filth when I should be unpacking and decorating. 

2.The stupid idiots thought that "cleaning" the oven meant spraying it down with oven cleaner (which they didn't need to do in the first place because the oven is self-cleaning) and then not cleaning it out. So the inside of the oven is coated with dried chemical cleaner, which we didn't realize. We went to use the oven last night and the house filled with chemical smoke and fumes. We had to open all of the windows (in the freezing weather) and leave the house. And now tonight we have to take all of the animals out of the house and go somewhere for the entire afternoon/evening while the oven runs to get rid of the fumes. FUCKING ASSHOLES.

3. The floors in the house are super weird - there are literally six different types of flooring in the house and all of them are "slippery." Laminate, vinyl, linoleum, etc. My dog is a head case and won't walk on slippery floors. He finds a rug and won't leave it and then just stands there are barks as loud as possible for someone to rescue him. So now until we can replace the floors we have pathways of mismatched rugs all over the house for him, which looks awesome. Not. Also, the floors are really cold. Also, everything echos and I'm tired of hearing every damn tiny sound from all the way across the house. 

4. I keep finding shit that needs to be fixed and/or upgraded and it's stressing me the fuck out because I want to get as much of it done as possible before the baby gets here. 

5. Since moving, the dog has been sleeping in our bedroom (he didn't do that at the last house).  I'm so goddamned tired of listening to him lick his junk all goddamned night.

6. The previous owners left us PILES of garbage bags and other assorted shit stacked on the side of the house, trying to hide it from us. So now we get to take an entire truck full of their shit to the dump and pay for it. FUCKING ASSHOLES.

7.I'm really hating only being able to sleep on my sides. It hurts my shoulders and I wake up twelve hundred times a night to roll over/adjust my position. All I want to do is sleep. 

Okay, I think I'm done for now. I'm sure I'll be back later with more. 

[robotpcr]

CaptainLeela Congrats on the house! But ugh. We moved into the place we bought in August and I can't imagine doing it while pregnant. Try just to focus on one thing at a time. It is really stressful but you'll get there. And the nice thing about knowing you own is that you have lots and lots of time to do it eventually.

[jenari]

Jan 26, 2015 11:08:11 GMT -5 staccajaye said:

Jan 26, 2015 10:56:41 GMT -5 jenari said:

My morning started with my car door not closing. DH spent 10 minutes fiddling and hitting the inside panel to get the lock to release (the problem causing it to not latch) which worked. Except now it won't open. Imagine my pregnant ass crawling over the centre console to get into the drivers seat from the passenger side!

THEN I'm stopped at a light and my foot slips off the break while reaching for a tissue and I rear-end the car in front of me. Barely touched but of course cracked both our bumpers. Again, imagine my pregnant ass climbing out of my car on the passenger side to exchange information. Not embarrassing at all!

I get to spend my lunch break at the dealership hopefully getting my door fixed!

Massive creepy Internet hugs!!! I would have just driven straight back to bed and gave up on the day

I literally called my husband (holding back tears) and asked if I could just cancel the whole day and go back to bed. He gave me a pep talk and sent me on my way.

[lgsdesigner]

Getting two kids ready and myself each morning is beginning to become a struggle. This pregnancy is draining my strength and motivation.

When they know it's a school day, they mess around and try to playfully fight me, and mommy is not in the mood. (sigh)...I wish DH didn't have to be at work so early so he could help.


Also-- being behind a salt truck for 20 minutes going 25 mph REALLY tested my patience, this morning.

[lgsdesigner]

Jan 26, 2015 10:42:52 GMT -5 staccajaye said:

It's Monday!! Fuck you Monday you massive whoreface

staccajaye - This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you.

[lgsdesigner]

Jan 26, 2015 10:45:32 GMT -5 rels09 said:

I failed my one-hour glucose test and it is ruining me. I know that there is a good chance I will still pass the 3-hour, and that even if I don't, I can survive the next 14 or fewer weeks, but I am still recovering from a severe needle-phobia, so the thought of the 3-hour and (even worse) possibly dealing with what would happen if I don't pass stresses me out so much. I cried on Friday afternoon when I found out and slept terribly on Friday night. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Why is this happening to me? I have been following the anti-inflammatory diet, so my eating has been much "cleaner" than usual, and I don't have any risk factors. Throwing myself a pity party over here, sorry.

rels09 - I failed the 1-hour with both of my kids, and passed the 3-hour. I am fully expecting the same to happen again, this round.
Don't worry just yet! Sometimes your body processes sugar differently, and the 3-hr vs 1-hr test makes a world of difference.

[CaptainLeela]

Jan 26, 2015 11:23:16 GMT -5 psmomma718 said:

It's going to be a shitty week at work... Wish we could fast forward to Friday. Also, our office neighbors always have their fireplace going on "no burn" days, and since they suck at many other things I'm tempted to call it in but I can't bring myself to be that petty.

Do it. The burn bans are in place for a reason. Burning on those days is really bad for the environment and can cause big issues for people with respiratory problems - like kids with asthma. 

[jenari]

Ugh CaptainLeela, that sounds miserable! I hate stupid assholes like that.

[marybeth]

Just found out our pet deposit for the new rescue dog is $400.

That means that this dog has cost us over $1000 so far.

I feel so fucking sick over the amount of money I've spent on this goddamn dog. And it's not his fault, he's a great dog. But still... And my husband is going to be furious at me and I don't even blame him.

[katietopaz]

jenari What an awful start to the week. I'm sorry! I hope the rest of your day is much better.

CaptainLeela That sounds disgusting. I'm so sorry you're stuck dealing with someone else's (huge) mess.

On a related note, my bitch is at the deep-cleaning I've been putting off. Between how absolutely crazy life got the past couple of weeks with the car situation, followed by my FIL coming into town and staying with us, I just don't have the energy to deep clean the bathroom.