Funny things kids say.

[vanessalc]

New Hampshire has been renamed to New Hamster.

[MissMusic]

"Fondle me up, Daddy!"

(She meant bundle me up).

[trixi282]

Every time Joey says bench it sounds like bitch... Even worse, the bench at the park has holes in it (the plastic coated "woven" looking ones) so H gets her to say "holey benches" yup.

[nursedesi]

We started vacation today and all day everytime we were in the car he asked if we were going home.

Anytime we ask him what he wants to it its always chicken. Even if its for breakfast.

Last week henry said "we get rid of logan. Give him to some one else" and also called me a "stupid mom" in the same day. I shed quite a few tears that day.

[heatherbee]

We had a total downpour yesterday and when DS woke up from nap time and realized it was raining, he got crazy excited and said "I can finally wear my rain boots!!"

[origamimommy]

This isn't super funny, but every day during day care drop off, Tyler will drag me to the door, open it and then give me a really sweet kiss on the lips. He'll say, "One more kiss!" except I can't kiss him until I leave, wave at him through the window, and then come back for one more kiss. His teachers think it's the most adorable thing ever, and that's basically because it is.

[trixi282]

origamimommy, that is adorably sweet!

[jodielyn10]

A conversation with Ingrid on our drive home the other day:
-I have a booger in my nose
-Ok
-Can I take it out?
-Sure
-Here Mommy, you can eat my booger
-No thank you

[cbear]

There is a store in our small town called ShopKo it's like I super small Walmart. Well Elise LOVES ShopKo and during Easter they had the Easter bunny there. And still to this day whenever we walk in there she loudly says "THE EASTER BUNNY LIVES HERE!!" Seriously it's August and she is still on this tangent I get the craziest looks lol!

[samelly]

When I was getting her ready for bed, I asked her what she would like to dream about. She said, "umm...elephants, zebras, giraffes And spiders"

She was asked once what her favourite animal was and answered "spiders". Yeah...my kid is creepy.

[cookiesandwine]

This was just too sweet and I have to share. We're going to a Frozen event at a local theatre today; they're having snow cones, meeting Ana and Elsa, etc then showing the movie. So I asked Sadie if she was wearing her Elsa dress and a braid, what would happen if I accidentally took the real Elsa home and left her in Arendelle. She just smiled and said she'd live there with Anna because she loved Anna and Elsa would take good care of her brother.

[laurski81]

I bought a pair of khaki colored shorts and I wasn't too sure about them. They fit well but I'm always hesitant about that color. So I put them on today and Henry asked me if I was going to work at Jurassic Park.
Awesome.

[britbratjf]

Aug 23, 2015 18:47:09 GMT -5 laurski81 said:

I bought a pair of khaki colored shorts and I wasn't too sure about them. They fit well but I'm always hesitant about that color. So I put them on today and Henry asked me if I was going to work at Jurassic Park.
Awesome.

I love that Henry loves Jurrassic Park. That's just totally indicative of how I picture his personality to be.

[somethingcleverer]

laurski81, that is funny! Khaki shorts and a solid color v-neck t-shirt are like my summer uniform.

[trixi282]

Funny thing my H just said:

"Hey hunny, I'm doing a crossword puzzle... favorite cookie, starts with an O...."
"Oreo." (without skipping a beat)
"Oh yeah, duh!"

Um, how can you forget OREO when you were the one on a literal man-hunt for the smores oreos this summer?! Weirdo.



I thought of another funny thing J has been saying lately too:
She absolutely LOVES to be scared, like she wants H to scare her and jump out at her, and "ROAR" at her. She runs around the house "Roaring" at everything, to everyone, it's kind of insane.
Well her latest thing is that there are monsters all over the place and now "Globlins" (as in Goblins) everywhere. Tonight there was "A globlin on your leg!" as I was sitting on her bed. As she points down to it I said, "oh a small goblin? we better catch him!" she replies with "No a big globlin, he's going to get you mommy!" And starts laughing hysterically... then she has to go potty (and is bare bottomed) and runs back and forth while in a fit of giggles about a "globlin" in the bathroom, or in the hall, and she growls at him all the time... The imaginary play is definitely kicking up a notch with her lately! I think the best is how she says it with a gravely voice and she opens her eyes really wide, I don't know where it comes from, but it makes me laugh every time.

[vanessalc]

Cooper just pushed his butt out at our waitress and told her he had a wedgie.
??

[paddyb]

Henry got mad at me earlier today because I wouldn't buy him ice cream and said he was going to put me on a time out.

[aimeefarrahfowler]

"Umma, crash the car!" -A, every time we drive somewhere.

[trixi282]

Aug 26, 2015 11:16:11 GMT -5 aimeefarrahfowler said:

"Umma, crash the car!" -A, every time we drive somewhere.

You better watch out for that one in 13 years! 
He's going to love grand theft auto when he's older too, I can sense it now...

[pinkluna]

Liam likes to ask where he was when certain events happened in the past. One time I said in mommy's belly. Emma heard and said " I was in Papi's belly"

[bantyrooster]

If you ask G if we should sell/leave Ellison at the zoo he cries and yells " No! The monkeys will punch her!?!"

[lainikins]

Emmett came up to me and we had this conversation:

E- mommy, play with me!
Me- sure, what do you want to play?
E- how about the no game?
Me- oh? How do you play?
E- you say yes and I say no. You tell me things and I say no.
Me- that is not a game child.

So he is arguing with me for fun, not cool kid, not cool.