Deliberately Peeing in Bed

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DS has done this several times now. He pulls down his pants and pees in bed.

WTH, kid. He is so nonchalant when he says what he did.

[Mermz]

Ella used to angry pee on the floor. It engaged me.

[shanadoo]

Okay, I know this isn't funny, but it is.

[shanadoo]

I think I'm going to start angry peeing.

[Deleted]

He angry pooped on the floor once. A literal shit fit. Dropped his pants, squatted and shat.

This was just because.

[thebay]

I'm sorry. This sounds awful. I did when I was really little, but I have no idea why, sooooo...

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[Deleted]

Kids. Aren't they just...cute.

[mischief]

Have kids they said, it will be fun they said.

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They lied.

[Deleted]

I wondered the same thing. Not really.

[Mermz]

Jan 26, 2015 21:22:11 GMT -5 @marlasinger said:

Kids. Aren't they just...cute.

That's one adjective for them

[Deleted]

4. He has done it randomly. Maybe 3 times.

[jmski]

Last summer my 3 year old climbed behind the couch and peed down the vent. He was stunned when I screamed at him since apparently he thought it was a pipe to outside??

[Deleted]

Our dog is elderly, sick and has lots of accidents. Maybe he is mimicking?

[mrsbutt]

I have no advice but OMG that would make me so crazy. Kids can be such assholes.

[anakah]

We actually told DS to pee on his bed instead of the floor if he didn't think he could make it to the potty in time because it's easier to change his sheets than to rug shampoo the carpet in his room. Sorry I have no advice for the purposeful peeing in his bed.

[mischief]

But seriously my niece started doing this when she turned four and I straight up bribed her to stop. She saw something she wanted on tv and I said stop peeing on your bed and Ill get it for you. Miraculously she stopped.

[rondackhiker]

Jan 26, 2015 21:52:23 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

I have no advice but OMG that would make me so crazy. Kids can be such assholes.

I'm having sympathy rage.

[ghostmonkey]

Rub his nose in it and put him outside?

[mischief]

Swat him with a newspaper.

[spooko]

DS made himself puke once. And not just puke, but straight up over the banister and onto the stairs landing puke. Nice splatter all over the place. It totally backfired on him when I didn't react as he'd planned. He was trying to get a rise out of me but I feigned concern like I believed he was legitimately sick and poor-babied him. I ushered him off to bed and insisted that he simply must stay there all day because he was SO SICK! It made for a very long and boring day and we haven't had an issue since

[cyprissa]

Tristan did that a bunch right when he turned 3. It was because he thought it was funny and wanted to get a rise out of me. Sorry dude!