FFFC : last week I used the downstairs half bathroom which is usually reserved for my husband and guests. Well....when I sat on the toilet I cracked the toilet seat. Like it literally cracked in half.
MH replaced it today with a plastic seat that makes no noise when you lower it. And he didn't crack one joke about it. What a guy.
So much crack in this post.
Seat cracks Ass cracks Joke cracks
It's a crack trifecta.
I googled butt crack gifs, which was fun. Then I gave up on gif-ing mobile.
Food UOs are for losers. But yes, I know I'm probably alone on that one. I would rather use beans/lentils in place of meat in most recipes. I grew up poor so it's what I'm used to. I still don't eat meat very often.
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