Twatwaffle Tuesday

[risscaboobs]

I didn't see this created already so...

Who or what is being a huge mother-effing twatwaffle today?

[negirl824]

My back is being a twat! I don't know if its the way I slept last night or what but it is killing me. I did have a slipped disc not that long ago so maybe that is coming back.

[longhornwino0907]

My stupid allergies are being a twatwaffle. Are being twatwaffles? Either way, they suck! I was up half the night trying desperately to soothe the itching in my throat and I've sneezed more times than I can count already this morning. Even with an Allegra. Just want to be curled up in bed, not at work suffering.

[mynameiscarrie]

A girl who made a mistake (not like, oops I spilled your coffee, but like oops I know I was supposed to get you coffee in order to be compliant with a contract I signed but I didn't want to so I didn't get you coffee) and expects me to fix it. 

[inwinethereistruth]

Mother nature is a twatwaffle. I was told I would have 2 feet of snow. I was going to build a snowman. I was going to take my dog hiking in snow for the first time and watch him jump in a pile and disappear since he is small and there is so much. And we got like 6 inches.

[rufus426]

My employer. I just received another email explaining that although I cannot work today, I better make sure to make up those sessions missed, sometime this week. Along with a PS. Stay safe.

[Deleted]

We woke up this morning to our back gate wide open and footprints around our house and in our backyard. CREEPY TWATWAFFLE. Our alarm is always on and we called the cops, but I am so seriously bothered by this.

Also - the way we found out, was when we let our precious pugs out this morning. Hubs heard a gentle bark in the front yard and looked out to see one of our pugs out front. YOU GUYS. If one or both of them had run away, I can't even.

So now I'm going to be obsessing all day about a: trespassers and b: my darling pugs.

We've been broken into and robbed before in a different house/city about 5 years ago. It is seriously the worst feeling. We have a really secure house because of that, but it's bringing back all sorts of awful memories and now I can't think about anything else.

[getzystark]

Jan 27, 2015 10:31:09 GMT -5 mynameiscarrie said:

A girl who made a mistake (not like, oops I spilled your coffee, but like oops I know I was supposed to get you coffee in order to be compliant with a contract I signed but I didn't want to so I didn't get you coffee) and expects me to fix it. 

I'd like coffee written into my contract! How does one do this...

[getzystark]

Jan 27, 2015 10:36:14 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

We woke up this morning to our back gate wide open and footprints around our house and in our backyard. CREEPY TWATWAFFLE. Our alarm is always on and we called the cops, but I am so seriously bothered by this.

Also - the way we found out, was when we let our precious pugs out this morning. Hubs heard a gentle bark in the front yard and looked out to see one of our pugs out front. YOU GUYS. If one or both of them had run away, I can't even.

So now I'm going to be obsessing all day about a: trespassers and b: my darling pugs.

We've been broken into and robbed before in a different house/city about 5 years ago. It is seriously the worst feeling. We have a really secure house because of that, but it's bringing back all sorts of awful memories and now I can't think about anything else.

We padlock our gates.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 27, 2015 10:45:18 GMT -5 getzystark said:

Jan 27, 2015 10:31:09 GMT -5 mynameiscarrie said:

A girl who made a mistake (not like, oops I spilled your coffee, but like oops I know I was supposed to get you coffee in order to be compliant with a contract I signed but I didn't want to so I didn't get you coffee) and expects me to fix it. 

I'd like coffee written into my contract! How does one do this...

I'm wondering this as well. What type of contract requires someone to get you coffee. 

[mrsgbmack]

Jan 27, 2015 10:36:14 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

We woke up this morning to our back gate wide open and footprints around our house and in our backyard. CREEPY TWATWAFFLE. Our alarm is always on and we called the cops, but I am so seriously bothered by this.

Also - the way we found out, was when we let our precious pugs out this morning. Hubs heard a gentle bark in the front yard and looked out to see one of our pugs out front. YOU GUYS. If one or both of them had run away, I can't even.

So now I'm going to be obsessing all day about a: trespassers and b: my darling pugs.

We've been broken into and robbed before in a different house/city about 5 years ago. It is seriously the worst feeling. We have a really secure house because of that, but it's bringing back all sorts of awful memories and now I can't think about anything else.

Hugs! Be safe!

[SheilaTheTank]

OMG @pugsanwine that is awful and really creepy! Do you have motion sensor outdoor lights? I'm so glad that you pups are ok and that they didn't get out.

[ttcminicofer]

@pugsandwine stay safe! That is scary!!

[longhornwino0907]

Jan 27, 2015 10:34:43 GMT -5 inwinethereistruth said:

Mother nature is a twatwaffle. I was told I would have 2 feet of snow. I was going to build a snowman. I was going to take my dog hiking in snow for the first time and watch him jump in a pile and disappear since he is small and there is so much. And we got like 6 inches.

**Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on let's go and play...
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman**

[teraiin]

Jan 27, 2015 10:36:14 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

We woke up this morning to our back gate wide open and footprints around our house and in our backyard. CREEPY TWATWAFFLE. Our alarm is always on and we called the cops, but I am so seriously bothered by this.

Also - the way we found out, was when we let our precious pugs out this morning. Hubs heard a gentle bark in the front yard and looked out to see one of our pugs out front. YOU GUYS. If one or both of them had run away, I can't even.

So now I'm going to be obsessing all day about a: trespassers and b: my darling pugs.

We've been broken into and robbed before in a different house/city about 5 years ago. It is seriously the worst feeling. We have a really secure house because of that, but it's bringing back all sorts of awful memories and now I can't think about anything else.

That's scary! Pretty sure I wouldn't be sleeping well at night for awhile.

[longhornwino0907]

How creepy, @pugsandwine! Stay safe!

[Deleted]

Jan 27, 2015 10:53:34 GMT -5 bluebird44 said:

Jan 27, 2015 10:46:05 GMT -5 getzystark said:

We padlock our gates.

Us too. @pugsandwine, that is really scary. Get some padlocks today!

Ugh. That's the thing. We DO. But we forgot last week after the lawn service came. Mistake. 

Also to other PP - we do have outdoor motion lights. 

[getzystark]

Jan 27, 2015 10:57:09 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

Jan 27, 2015 10:53:34 GMT -5 bluebird44 said:

Us too. @pugsandwine, that is really scary. Get some padlocks today!

Ugh. That's the thing. We DO. But we forgot last week after the lawn service came. Mistake. 

Also to other PP - we do have outdoor motion lights. 

Yikes, that's even more creepy that the person just "happened" to come around when they were unlocked. Blech. I'm glad you have an alarm system!

[briannaescplan]

I was really hoping for a lot of snow today so I had a reason to stay home. I think our 6-10 inches turned into maybe 2. So screw you weather people for getting my hopes up.

[risscaboobs]

Jan 27, 2015 10:45:18 GMT -5 getzystark said:

Jan 27, 2015 10:31:09 GMT -5 mynameiscarrie said:

A girl who made a mistake (not like, oops I spilled your coffee, but like oops I know I was supposed to get you coffee in order to be compliant with a contract I signed but I didn't want to so I didn't get you coffee) and expects me to fix it. 

I'd like coffee written into my contract! How does one do this...

+1! For real!

[risscaboobs]

Yikes... Stay safe @pugsandwine

[shadesofgold]

@pugsandwine - I am so sorry! That is hella creepy. I'd be stocking up on sleep aids. Did the cops say anything reassuring or helpful?

edit: spelling

[ghostmonkey]

USPS. Oh really- you delivered my new belt yesterday?

Except you didn't.

So thanks fuckers.

[heatherj9603]

My uterus. It's so angry! I'll only have one more period after this before I csm evict this stupid tumor.

[housecarder]

DH is being a twatwaffle. He has two regular chores at the house (he helps out when I ask but only two are his sole responsibility). He has forgotten to put out the trash every week the past month. It's not like it ever changes. His other chore is putting away the laundry. He'll leave it in the baskets and then want to wake me up in the morning to steam the wrinkles out of his work clothes. I told him no and he responded with "You used to always do it for me when we first got married".

[luckypanda]

My body? I took an OPK this morning like my RE instructed me to and there was a smiley face! So I got super excited and was like well wtf let's take another one...no smiley face... WTF OPKs!? Plus these bad boys are like $50 for 7! So now I have a call in to the RE office and waiting to hear back if they want me to come in or not. TWATWAFFLE!

[heatherj9603]

Jan 27, 2015 11:02:56 GMT -5 housecarder said:

DH is being a twatwaffle. He has two regular chores at the house (he helps out when I ask but only two are his sole responsibility). He has forgotten to put out the trash every week the past month. It's not like it ever changes. His other chore is putting away the laundry. He'll leave it in the baskets and then want to wake me up in the morning to steam the wrinkles out of his work clothes. I told him no and he responded with "You used to always do it for me when we first got married".

Tell him to throw his clothes in the dryer with an ice cube for about 15 minutes. Boo,, wrinkle free! 

[Deleted]

Jan 27, 2015 11:01:38 GMT -5 shadesofgold said:

@pugsandwine - I am so sorry! That is hella creepy. I'd be stocking up on sleep aids. Did the cops say anything reassuring or helpful?

edit: spelling

Not really. We are leaving work early to change the locks on our back door and get a new padlock for the gate, just in case. They made a report on it and I also published it on our Nextdoor app so everyone in the neighborhood knows as well... 

[acorn99]

My tooth is a fucking twatwaffle. I have to get a root canal next week. It probably needs to be extracted, but the dentist said it will actually be less expensive to try this first, because an extraction and implant are $3000 out of pocket vs $200 for the root canal.

And 2nd twatwaffle: DS has been on a hunger strike, we think due to teething. EAT, BABY, YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT.

[allycat]

My OB.

She had her office call me back this morning, and her note said to have me "repeat quants in 1 week to ensure levels are rising appropriately."

If she had looked at my info for even a second, she would have realized that my quant last Friday came back at only an 8, a full week after getting my +hpt. Bitch, that number isn't going to rise. Do your fucking job and call me so I can ask questions.