Post by icaughtfire on Sept 24, 2015 14:16:06 GMT -5
Even if there is visible pee on the seat, I wipe it off thoroughly & sit my ass down. What do you think the person who peed on the seat & cleaned up after themselves did? Scrubbed it with bleach?
Last Edit: Sept 24, 2015 14:32:27 GMT -5 by icaughtfire
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Squatting is only acceptable if there's already a ton of pee on the seat. But at some point, someone must come across the clean toilet seat and decide to squat and leave their pee everywhere. I want to find and shame these people.
That makes me ragey as well, and is which is why toilet seat covers are not pointless. A lot of people don't want to sit on a bare public toilet seat. Toilet seat covers prevent people from squatting and peeing everywhere.
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Probably. Better than squatting and peeing on myself. When I try to squat and pee it's like one of those rotating-head lawn sprinklers.
Maybe this is an UO but unless there was visible pee on the seat that I had to wipe off with toilet paper then I don't squat. I may constantly feel like I need to pee, but it's like a steel trap down there. Can't pee while squatting.
Am I alone in that I just wipe the pee off and fucking sit down? Wiped off urine is not going to hurt my ass.
Maybe this is an UO but unless there was visible pee on the seat that I had to wipe off with toilet paper then I don't squat. I may constantly feel like I need to pee, but it's like a steel trap down there. Can't pee while squatting.
Am I alone in that I just wipe the pee off and fucking sit down. Wiped off urine is not going to hurt my ass.
That makes me ragey as well, and is which is why toilet seat covers are not pointless. A lot of people don't want to sit on a bare public toilet seat. Toilet seat covers prevent people from squatting and peeing everywhere.
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Yes, another reason that it's ridiculous at my work. There are covers in each stall. Plus the fact that they clean the toilets every morning. There is no reason to pee on the seat!
Maybe this is an UO but unless there was visible pee on the seat that I had to wipe off with toilet paper then I don't squat. I may constantly feel like I need to pee, but it's like a steel trap down there. Can't pee while squatting.
Am I alone in that I just wipe the pee off and fucking sit down. Wiped off urine is not going to hurt my ass.
No. I 99% of the time end up sitting anyways. Squatting hurts and it's almost impossible to pee that way. I don't like feeling like I just did an hour work out at the gym after trying to pee.
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Yes, another reason that it's ridiculous at my work. There are covers in each stall. Plus the fact that they clean the toilets every morning. There is no reason to pee on the seat!
Do you find poo on the seat too? I always wonder how the fuck poop ends up on the seat.
Yes, another reason that it's ridiculous at my work. There are covers in each stall. Plus the fact that they clean the toilets every morning. There is no reason to pee on the seat!
Do you find poo on the seat too? I always wonder how the fuck poop ends up on the seat.
Luckily no, not on the seat but I've seen it all over in the bowl. The thing that makes me even madder than pee is used fem products being left in the stall instead of thrown away. There was some drama a few months ago. Seriously.. I work with slobs.
Maybe this is an UO but unless there was visible pee on the seat that I had to wipe off with toilet paper then I don't squat. I may constantly feel like I need to pee, but it's like a steel trap down there. Can't pee while squatting.
Am I alone in that I just wipe the pee off and fucking sit down? Wiped off urine is not going to hurt my ass.
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Nope. Not alone.
The only time I squat is in port-o-potties. I don't pee everywhere though. I'm a master port-o-potty pee-er (thanks, long distance running!)
That makes me ragey as well, and is which is why toilet seat covers are not pointless. A lot of people don't want to sit on a bare public toilet seat. Toilet seat covers prevent people from squatting and peeing everywhere.
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Ok, so I squat sometimes when I'm using a public toilet that is particularly dirty or gross looking, but I have never once gotten pee on the seat while squating. Am I just really good at peeing?
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Yes, another reason that it's ridiculous at my work. There are covers in each stall. Plus the fact that they clean the toilets every morning. There is no reason to pee on the seat!
So much this. The toilets at my job get cleaned more frequently than the toilets at my house.
I literally just dealt with that in the bathroom. Grown ass women should know how to pee or at least clean up after yourself. I also find it ironic that the people who pee all over the toilet seat are the ones who won't sit on the toilet seat because toilet seats are gross. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T PEE ON IT!
Squatting is only acceptable if there's already a ton of pee on the seat. But at some point, someone must come across the clean toilet seat and decide to squat and leave their pee everywhere. I want to find and shame these people.
Yes! Someday I'm going to snap and just follow someone out of a bathroom yelling. I just don't get the thought process of leaving it there. Their pee is not magic, damnit.
Do you find poo on the seat too? I always wonder how the fuck poop ends up on the seat.
Luckily no, not on the seat but I've seen it all over in the bowl. The thing that makes me even madder than pee is used fem products being left in the stall instead of thrown away. There was some drama a few months ago. Seriously.. I work with slobs.
Luckily no, not on the seat but I've seen it all over in the bowl. The thing that makes me even madder than pee is used fem products being left in the stall instead of thrown away. There was some drama a few months ago. Seriously.. I work with slobs.
The one time I have ever put some sort of paper on the seat was this one toilet in our building that had a cracked toilet seat for like a week. I put TP over the crack to keep it from slicing my ass. And even then I'd avoid using that stall unless I absolutely had to.
Nope. I find that assholes who squat, will squat regardless. Pee everywhere, and a fresh box of those little covers next to the toilet.
Ok, so I squat sometimes when I'm using a public toilet that is particularly dirty or gross looking, but I have never once gotten pee on the seat while squating. Am I just really good at peeing?
Maybe? I literally cannot release while squatting, so I'll just be squatting for like 3 minutes before I'm like "this is fucking stupid" and sit my ass down. The older I've gotten, the less fucks I've given about sitting on toilet seats.
Ok, so I squat sometimes when I'm using a public toilet that is particularly dirty or gross looking, but I have never once gotten pee on the seat while squating. Am I just really good at peeing?
Maybe? I literally cannot release while squatting, so I'll just be squatting for like 3 minutes before I'm like "this is fucking stupid" and sit my ass down. The older I've gotten, the less fucks I've given about sitting on toilet seats.
+1. I figure I've made it this long without getting some sort of weird toilet seat related infection, I'm probably fine.
Luckily no, not on the seat but I've seen it all over in the bowl. The thing that makes me even madder than pee is used fem products being left in the stall instead of thrown away. There was some drama a few months ago. Seriously.. I work with slobs.
Like on the floor or back of the toilet? HORK!
Our stalls have a garbage bin hanging on the wall and paper bags to wrap everything in but one stall is missing the garbage. People sometimes just leave stuff where the garbage should be. There are more bins by the sinks so again - no reason. People are just gross.
Squatting is only acceptable if there's already a ton of pee on the seat. But at some point, someone must come across the clean toilet seat and decide to squat and leave their pee everywhere. I want to find and shame these people.
Yes! Someday I'm going to snap and just follow someone out of a bathroom yelling. I just don't get the thought process of leaving it there. Their pee is not magic, damnit.
I pretty much did just this last week over a toilet seat cover left on a toilet. There were three women at the sinks washing their hands, I walked into a stall, saw the toilet seat cover, walked out, looked at the women in the mirror and said "Whose is that!?".
Our stalls have a garbage bin hanging on the wall and paper bags to wrap everything in but one stall is missing the garbage. People sometimes just leave stuff where the garbage should be. There are more bins by the sinks so again - no reason. People are just gross.
So they leave little paper packages in the stall? I fucking HATE people.
The one time I have ever put some sort of paper on the seat was this one toilet in our building that had a cracked toilet seat for like a week. I put TP over the crack to keep it from slicing my ass. And even then I'd avoid using that stall unless I absolutely had to.
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The one time I have ever put some sort of paper on the seat was this one toilet in our building that had a cracked toilet seat for like a week. I put TP over the crack to keep it from slicing my ass. And even then I'd avoid using that stall unless I absolutely had to.
requiressnacks and I crack toilet seats. I had a bleeding ass cheek.
Yup - I cracked the bajeezus out of my toilet seat. No blood was shed though.
Toilets is the word that is used widely in Europe for restrooms. When in Rome... ::shrug::
It's also the word most likely to be recognized if two people don't speak the same language.
Amen. I learned this early in life. When I was 5 or 6, I remember visiting family outside the country and my parents dropped me off with my great aunt whose English wasn't that great. All was fine, but later I had to pee so bad but didn't know where the toilet was, so I said, "Auntie, I have to go potty!" whilst wiggling, trying not to pee my pants. She was thinking I was saying "Auntie, I have to party!" So she turned on music and starting dancing with me. Yep, I pissed myself. I have used the word toilet as bathroom ever since.
Post by madamewaffles on Sept 24, 2015 15:49:21 GMT -5
Speaking of public toilets, I hate automatic flushers. Nothing is worse than sitting down and then the toilet flushes on you. I refuse to use the toilets at my local mall because it is like sitting on a fucking geyser when that happens. DNW toilet water "bidet."
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