Flame Free(Not Really) Friday Confessions

[McBenny]

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Y'all there's only so much coughing I can do to disguise my laughter. Stop it!

[bunnyfungo]

Ima keep giving Brux shit until she cries monkey.

[angelashly]

Oct 23, 2015 15:27:28 GMT -5 @pbfox said:

Y'all there's only so much coughing I can do to disguise my laughter. Stop it!

Seriously


Plus now I'm leaving and this will be 10 more pages when I get home

[jorkzy]

Oct 23, 2015 15:24:41 GMT -5 @pbfox said:

Oct 23, 2015 15:23:46 GMT -5 bearfootz said:

@bruxannie, in case you want to start rolling your own

She probably has one of these in her basement already.

Who are we kidding, she probably has 3.

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Oct 23, 2015 15:29:41 GMT -5 angelashly said:

Oct 23, 2015 15:27:28 GMT -5 @pbfox said:

Y'all there's only so much coughing I can do to disguise my laughter. Stop it!

Seriously


Plus now I'm leaving and this will be 10 more pages when I get home

I'm in the ladies room now trying to pull myself together.

[McBenny]

Oct 23, 2015 15:26:13 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

It's really all @mrst0514's fault. She told a story about clogging a toilet and I thought I'd offer up a helpful anecdote.

@mrst0514 DOESN'T WANT TO STICK HER FUCKING HAND IN A TOILET WITH A QTIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST OF US DON'T WANT TO USE A PLUNGER BUT THEN THERE'S YOU STICKING A MICRO FUCKING STICK WRAPPED IN COTTON TO BREAK UP YOUR MONSTER LOG!!!!!!!

DO YOU SEE THE FLAW IN YOUR SCIENCE HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McBenny]

Oct 23, 2015 12:59:56 GMT -5 holls2011 said:

Sometimes I want to reach up my asshole and pull out all of the shit.

[jjandsa]

Cry laughing all over again.

[McBenny]

Oct 23, 2015 15:22:53 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Sappy confession: This week has been shit. On Monday, my kid got second degrees burns on his hand from touching the fireplace. Then yesterday, I got news that my dog has a malignant tumour and has 2-9 months to live. I haven't been posting too much lately but I really appreciate the laughs and distractions the last couple of days. This is a great, supportive, awesome place that occasionally makes fun of Canada.

I am so sorry for all of this. Glad this place can bring you something light.

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Oct 23, 2015 15:35:08 GMT -5 @jboogie said:

So when we meet do I need to inspect your purse for qtips before I give you a big hug my dear?

if they're in my purse, they're clean q-tips. I'd even lend you two.

Because you need two.

[McBenny]

OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!! I AM HAVING CHEST PAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHEN ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOES SOME CRAZY SHIT AND YOU ARE LIKE WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR BRAIN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelashly]

Oct 23, 2015 15:33:05 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Oct 23, 2015 15:26:13 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

It's really all @mrst0514's fault. She told a story about clogging a toilet and I thought I'd offer up a helpful anecdote.

@mrst0514 DOESN'T WANT TO STICK HER FUCKING HAND IN A TOILET WITH A QTIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST OF US DON'T WANT TO USE A PLUNGER BUT THEN THERE'S YOU STICKING A MICRO FUCKING STICK WRAPPED IN COTTON TO BREAK UP YOUR MONSTER LOG!!!!!!!

DO YOU SEE THE FLAW IN YOUR SCIENCE HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/ded

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Oct 23, 2015 15:33:05 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Oct 23, 2015 15:26:13 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

It's really all @mrst0514's fault. She told a story about clogging a toilet and I thought I'd offer up a helpful anecdote.

@mrst0514 DOESN'T WANT TO STICK HER FUCKING HAND IN A TOILET WITH A QTIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST OF US DON'T WANT TO USE A PLUNGER BUT THEN THERE'S YOU STICKING A MICRO FUCKING STICK WRAPPED IN COTTON TO BREAK UP YOUR MONSTER LOG!!!!!!!

DO YOU SEE THE FLAW IN YOUR SCIENCE HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annnd I just completely lost it again. If someb walks in here right now I'm going to look fucking insane.

[McBenny]

I AM NOT CAJUN!!

I HAVE A NEW ORLEANS ACCENT. SEE HARRY CONNICK JR CIRCA INDEPENDENCE DAY!! THANKS!!

[Deleted]

This is when I'm relieved that I work from home by myself so that I can LOL freely

[McBenny]

We need to delete this thread. We have to. There is no coming back from this. This will be her legacy. Not kinderpacks and crockpots but qtips and monster logs.

I have to go take a walk. I am having palpitations.

[Deleted]

Can someone go back and read where I say this isn't common? It's more planning for a worst case scenario.

I was a Girl Scout. Always prepared.

[Deleted]

If I wore makeup, it would be completely shot to hell right now.

[McBenny]

Oct 23, 2015 15:39:51 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Can someone go back and read where I say this isn't common? It's more planning for a worst case scenario.

I was a Girl Scout. Always prepared.

NO MA'AM YOU DO NOT GET TO BRING THE SCOUTS INTO YOUR SHIT.

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I love you @bruxannie. I mean that sincerely.

[McBenny]

AND YOU STILL NEVER SAID WHY YOU WERE ELEVATING YOUR POO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT DON'T ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocksforludo]

I know this is not on point but did Harry Connick Jr's accent change?

[mrsbutt]

jorkzy I am so sorry for the rough time you are having. I wish I could give you a big hug. Sending you lots of love. I'm glad you can find a little escape here.

[McBenny]

[McBenny]

Oct 23, 2015 15:41:53 GMT -5 rocksforludo said:

I know this is not on point but did Harry Connick Jr's accent change?

Yes, he actually worked with someone to lessen it. He can slide in at will but the one on TV is not NOLA Harry usually. His earlier works it is very strong.

[rocksforludo]

Oct 23, 2015 15:42:28 GMT -5 McBenny said:

OMG, his arms look like Qtips. I'm gone.

[bunnyfungo]

Is there a way to post sound clips? Like the handwriting thread, but with voices. Because now I wonder what you all sound like.

[jjandsa]

Oct 23, 2015 15:44:11 GMT -5 rocksforludo said:

Oct 23, 2015 15:42:28 GMT -5 McBenny said:

OMG, his arms look like Qtips. I'm gone.

It's almost if his eyes are saying 'Brux was here.'