If babies could talk

[cdseno]

Currently while he is sleeping


What he seems to be saying every day


But when he is actually happy


Which is usually because there is about to be a boob in his mouth or there just was

[mandapanda1382]

Hm, I think mine would often be saying, "Really mom?" In a very sarcastic tone.

That or just thinking "ha ha, I got you to do my bidding once again!"

[theteno]

[caybeh]

I like your face. Here, let me bat at it just one more time.

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[peanuts]

"Oh! I discovered my own head and found that I have hair of my own to pull! I'm going to do this all day long until I pull all my hair out!"

No joke. I put socks on her hands last night so she would stop pulling her hair out.

[jlynn62511]

Over the last couple days, LO will not take her 3rd nap in the afternoon. She is so cranky and if she just snoozed for 30 minutes, she would feel so much better.

I swear she says ''I will not nap, I will not nap, I will not nap'' while I try to put her down!

[those3words]

I can't look up the GIFs I want at work

Pretty sure DS would say:
- MOAR! (Food, clapping, galloping around etc.)
- Entertain me!
- Don't put me in this damn car seat.
- I shit my pants again - fix it.
- Oooo...cool...a toy (meaning, his own foot).
- Fingers taste good! Yours, mine, everyone's!

[peanuts]

Jan 30, 2015 11:18:41 GMT -5 those3words said:

I can't look up the GIFs I want at work

Pretty sure DS would say:
- MOAR! (Food, clapping, galloping around etc.)
- Entertain me!
- Don't put me in this damn car seat.
- I shit my pants again - fix it.
- Oooo...cool...a toy (meaning, his own foot).
- Fingers taste good! Yours, mine, everyone's!

Thanks a lot...my boss just stuck his head out his door to ask me what was so funny!

[Deleted]

Feed me bitch

[minervamae]

Do NOT sit in that chair! You must stand and hold me!

[puffandstuff]

Why are you all standing there looking at me in my car seat, GET ME OUT!

[wandsandwine]

Look how far I can throw this thing! Now go get it back for me

[outdoorgirl10]

Geez lady, how many times do I have to tell you - feed me first, THEN change me! You're pissin me off with this changing first then feeding crap.

[those3words]

Jan 30, 2015 11:51:32 GMT -5 wandsandwine said:

Look how far I can throw this thing! Now go get it back for me

YES.

And "I dropped my toy.  Hey!  I dropped my toy.  YOU!  I DROPPED MY TOY!"

[wandsandwine]

Jan 30, 2015 12:00:16 GMT -5 those3words said:

Jan 30, 2015 11:51:32 GMT -5 wandsandwine said:

Look how far I can throw this thing! Now go get it back for me

YES.

And "I dropped my toy.  Hey!  I dropped my toy.  YOU!  I DROPPED MY TOY!"

Oh look both the dog and mommy know how to play fetch

[gahorseygal]

Jan 30, 2015 7:52:25 GMT -5 caybeh said:

I like your face. Here, let me bat at it just one more time.

So much this.

[mislogis]

"Bitches be crazy"

[peggygarbe]

Mine would be like "mom, I'm not laughing with you, I'm definitely laughing AT you"
It's hard entertaining a baby

[wandsandwine]

Don't you dare put me down!!! Nooooooooooo!!!! Why did you put me down?! I will scream until you regret everything!!!!

[redhorizon343]

[weeklyplanner]

"Hold me and never let me go." "Give me your boob. I love boob cuddles." "Fuck this shit, I'm not napping in my crib...ever." "Maaaa, the meatloaf!" (This kid gets angry when I'm not preparing his food fast enough).

[wandsandwine]

Jan 31, 2015 10:47:05 GMT -5 weeklyplanner said:

"Hold me and never let me go." "Give me your boob. I love boob cuddles." "Fuck this shit, I'm not napping in my crib...ever." "Maaaa, the meatloaf!" (This kid gets angry when I'm not preparing his food fast enough).

I think our children have very similar personalities

[skylark002]

Oh, this looks like something I could put in my mouth.