I'm so tired, I.....

[sewfie2]

Brought to you by my LO, who twice over the long weekend woke up in the middle of the night just to chill with us for an hour before going back to sleep.

Tell me how you know just how tired you are!

[sewfie2]

I'm so tired, I....

-told people in a weird dream that "I'm so sleep deprived, I can't think of a solution" regarding someone breaking in and putting animals in our house.

-put the baby in the bath with her socks on last night. Like, I watched her socked feet as I lowered her in, but didn't register the socks until she was calf deep.

-one night I woke up with double vision that stuck for a couple of minutes.

[peachey]

Dec 28, 2015 9:28:04 GMT -5 sewfie2 said:

I'm so tired, I....

-told people in a weird dream that "I'm so sleep deprived, I can't think of a solution" regarding someone breaking in and putting animals in our house.

-put the baby in the bath with her socks on last night. Like, I watched her socked feet as I lowered her in, but didn't register the socks until she was calf deep.

-one night I woke up with double vision that stuck for a couple of minutes.

Totally did the sock thing with E, haven't done it with L yet.

[vshumway]

Can't speak an entire sentence without messing up a word or stutter

[vshumway]

Haven't worn contacts in two months because I eyes won't allow it

[aves0708]

I stood in the shower trying to remember if I washed my hair already...

[cnbpa3027]

Dec 29, 2015 11:54:45 GMT -5 @saveourship said:

Call your baby by your cat's name...

Between the three kids, husband, and a cat, I pretty much never get anyone's name right anymore.

[sewfie2]

RJBrownie,


My weirdest one has been "agreeal." Not so much a mashup as I meant to say "agreement" or something and came up with that. And that was before even getting pregnant.

@saveourship, +1. But we have yet to call either cat by the baby's name.

aves0708, I feel ya. I took a shower specifically to shave my legs and totally forgot to.

[pickles4prez]

I also can't talk without fucking up at least one word. Hell, typing this took way longer even with autocorrect helping me!