FINALLY F-ING FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

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Jan 8, 2016 8:27:51 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Jan 8, 2016 8:24:43 GMT -5 W said:

My reason feeling that way was the house thread and Sephora thread on parenting and the Christmas thread here.

I mean, I think my state has one of the lowest cost of the living so maybe that has a big part to do with it

I always feel weird contributing to these kinds of threads. I feel like people will secretly judge how much or how little I spend on something. Probably irrational, but that's my brain.

Don't worry we judge you for so many other things. Like bailing on the shuffleboard team so early in the season.

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Jan 8, 2016 9:01:39 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Why do confessions and UOs always have to involve potty time?

[treble]

Jan 8, 2016 9:01:39 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Why do confessions and UOs always have to involve potty time?

It's better than involving wearing shoes in the house or not.

[ironbaby]

Jan 8, 2016 9:11:55 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:11:10 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I want this in my mouth.

That's what she said...

[ironbaby]

Jan 8, 2016 9:11:36 GMT -5 treble said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:01:39 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Why do confessions and UOs always have to involve potty time?

It's better than involving wearing shoes in the house or not.

I would argue differently.

Would much rather talk about shoes or butter than balls in toilet water or people's post-potty handwashing.

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Jan 8, 2016 9:13:49 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:11:36 GMT -5 treble said:

It's better than involving wearing shoes in the house or not.

I would argue differently.

Would much rather talk about shoes or butter than balls in toilet water or people's post-potty handwashing.

That's what she said...

[ironbaby]

Jan 8, 2016 9:16:08 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:13:49 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I would argue differently.

Would much rather talk about shoes or butter than balls in toilet water or people's post-potty handwashing.

Nooooo. As gross as they are, I'd rather hear new UOs or confessions than keep hearing the same ones over and over.

Point is, I feel we have maxed out the potty confession and UO category. There is very little new that can come out of people's bathroom habits, and at this point, if you have something new to confess about your potty time, it's probably bad enough that you should keep it in.

[mrsjene]

Jan 8, 2016 9:06:30 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jan 8, 2016 8:27:51 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

I always feel weird contributing to these kinds of threads. I feel like people will secretly judge how much or how little I spend on something. Probably irrational, but that's my brain.

Don't worry we judge you for so many other things. Like bailing on the shuffleboard team so early in the season.

EXCUSE ME? When did the season start?!?!? Are you bitches holding out on me?

[mrsjene]

Oh man. I don't think ironbaby and I could be any more different. Potty talk is light-hearted and makes me laugh. I wish talking about poop was professional because I would talk about it at work too.

[mrsjene]

Jan 8, 2016 9:30:06 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:28:45 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Oh man. I don't think ironbaby and I could be any more different. Potty talk is light-hearted and makes me laugh. I wish talking about poop was professional because I would talk about it at work too.

It's not? Shit.

You're so punny.

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Jan 8, 2016 9:23:08 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:16:08 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Nooooo. As gross as they are, I'd rather hear new UOs or confessions than keep hearing the same ones over and over.

Point is, I feel we have maxed out the potty confession and UO category. There is very little new that can come out of people's bathroom habits, and at this point, if you have something new to confess about your potty time, it's probably bad enough that you should keep it in.

Now you are just inviting in new weirdness. Good job.

[WittyLittle]

Jan 8, 2016 9:23:08 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:16:08 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Nooooo. As gross as they are, I'd rather hear new UOs or confessions than keep hearing the same ones over and over.

Point is, I feel we have maxed out the potty confession and UO category. There is very little new that can come out of people's bathroom habits, and at this point, if you have something new to confess about your potty time, it's probably bad enough that you should keep it in.

Meh. You could see it another way... all the potty talk made the potty confession come to mind in my case. I'm sure it's the same for many other people. It was probably the first or 2nd confession I've ever done as I can never actually think of any.

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Jan 8, 2016 9:27:36 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Jan 8, 2016 9:06:30 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Don't worry we judge you for so many other things. Like bailing on the shuffleboard team so early in the season.

EXCUSE ME? When did the season start?!?!? Are you bitches holding out on me?

Shit, I wasn't supposed to say anything. It was PepperPottsJ and icaughtfire. They wanted to be shuffleboard captains so badly.

[ironbaby]

Jan 8, 2016 9:35:36 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Ok let's get this back on track.

I used expired BBQ sauce for dinner last night.

#scandalous

I've been giving my H expired cough medicine all week.

Oops.

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Jan 8, 2016 9:35:36 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Ok let's get this back on track.

I used expired BBQ sauce for dinner last night.

#scandalous

[treble]

Jan 8, 2016 9:52:17 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

I may keep it up to get some goodies out of it tonight.

"You know what would make my butt feel better? Some freshly made brownies!"

#rolemodel

[cookswithwine9]

I've mentioned before that my H works shifts, sometimes we do not see each other mon-fri. Last cycle, it was one of those weeks and we were in the "window". So I faked an appointment so I could "work at home" aka have sex. I felt guilty about it but I couldn't stand missing out completely. (Didn't end up mattering anyways...) I cannot be the only 1 to have done this!

[mugster]

Jan 8, 2016 9:51:10 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

I thought of another. DH gave me my first PIO shot last night. It actually didn't hurt going in because I iced the area pretty good. I hammed it up though and pretended it hurt so I could get a butt massage.

You need to massage or heat after or it will hurt later. So ham it up -- get that butt massage. 

[ironbaby]

Jan 8, 2016 9:58:07 GMT -5 cookswithwine9 said:

I've mentioned before that my H works shifts, sometimes we do not see each other mon-fri. Last cycle, it was one of those weeks and we were in the "window". So I faked an appointment so I could "work at home" aka have sex. I felt guilty about it but I couldn't stand missing out completely. (Didn't end up mattering anyways...) I cannot be the only 1 to have done this!

We were at Disney with my entire family, staying in a room with my sister and my niece. My sister took the kids to the arcade so we could have sex.

So, I have never missed work for it, but I have had to get creative.

[treble]

#neverhadsexonavacationwithfamily

[thechickencoop]

...we still have our outside Christmas lights up...and on...

[treble]

Jan 8, 2016 10:07:31 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

...we still have our outside Christmas lights up...and on...

SHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-UH!

[treble]

I used to listen to "Top 40" all the time until like 8 years ago. Ever since then I have been all, "I'm too cool for that hype stuff."

....Until this week. I LURVE ALL THE HITS! SOMEONE PUNCH ME!

[mugster]

Jan 8, 2016 10:07:31 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

...we still have our outside Christmas lights up...and on...

I wish ours were still up. I miss them. We do still have our Christmas tree up.

[cookswithwine9]

Jan 8, 2016 10:07:31 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

...we still have our outside Christmas lights up...and on...

Ours are still up but I turned them off on 1/1. They are coming down this weekend!

[thechickencoop]

Jan 8, 2016 10:08:05 GMT -5 treble said:

Jan 8, 2016 10:07:31 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

...we still have our outside Christmas lights up...and on...

SHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-UH!

Ugh, I know. But it's been so rainy, then freezing, now rainy again. One day soon...

[treble]

Jan 8, 2016 10:19:49 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Jan 8, 2016 10:08:05 GMT -5 treble said:

SHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-UH!

Ugh, I know. But it's been so rainy, then freezing, now rainy again. One day soon...

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Jan 8, 2016 10:10:11 GMT -5 treble said:

I used to listen to "Top 40" all the time until like 8 years ago. Ever since then I have been all, "I'm too cool for that hype stuff."

....Until this week. I LURVE ALL THE HITS! SOMEONE PUNCH ME!

What's your favorite? Double punches if it's a particularly bad choice.

[treble]

Jan 8, 2016 10:21:44 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jan 8, 2016 10:10:11 GMT -5 treble said:

I used to listen to "Top 40" all the time until like 8 years ago. Ever since then I have been all, "I'm too cool for that hype stuff."

....Until this week. I LURVE ALL THE HITS! SOMEONE PUNCH ME!

What's your favorite? Double punches if it's a particularly bad choice.

::braces self::

Probably "Sorry" or "Hello". So not only do I like the "hits", I also like way OLD ones.

[treble]

#ibrokeFFFC