OMG SERIOUSLY!!!! I just got asked for the FOURTH time when MH and I are going to have a baby. From coworkers. WTAF? Do I LOOK pregnant or something today?
Start filing sexual harassment with your HR for people asking about your sex life and uterus.
I would be like "When are you going to start minding your own business?!"
I'm about to flip the fuck out or cry or something.
Aww I'm sorry You do not look pregnant!!! They sound like they are just being annoying as fuck. We should all help you come up with a really good comeback. I honestly would make them feel like shit about it but I'm an ass. I would be like "look, that really isn't any of your business and you should never ask people that question because you don't know a) if they even want kids b) if they haven't decided to have unprotected sex yet or c) if they are already trying and it hasn't happened yet".
At my first real job out of college, this old lady rubbed my belly and was like "aww". I was way smaller then than I am now I don't know what the fuck her deal was. I was wearing an empire waist sweater but I didn't fucking look pregnant.
It's a little bit of everything today. The baby will not stop crying today. He's usually so calm.
My mom didn't come over so I couldn't go to the gym. I probably couldn't have gone today anyway because of this pelvic pain.
I had to get groceries and the baby cried the whole time we were there. I had planned to go after the gym so I didn't have to take the kids. But I had zero food left so I had to go.
My toddler threw half his lunch on the floor.
I have a headache and I'm still having really bad pelvic pain. My gyn couldn't figure it out. And my PCP isn't sure either. She's running some tests so hopefully we'll get it figured out soon. It's been going on 4 months and I'm so tired of it.
Just throwing this out there but do you have IBS or IBS like symptoms. When i have a flare up i get severe pain in my lower left side where my bowels are located.
My bitches are minor today. It boils down to one zit. It hurts so much. I feel like if I pop it my whole head is going to rupture. Might be infected? No it probably is.
This is the worst! I'm sorry you're dealing with that.
I had a horrible time with this at my last job. I even had two people go as far as to touch my obviously-not-pregnant belly.
Okay, I will seriously cut a bitch if anyone touches my stomach.
The first time I was so stunned I just sort of awkward laughed.
The second time it was a man and I may or may not have told him he would die if he ever did that again, he would regret it whether I was pregnant or not. And then I may or may not have cried.
My husband has a man cold and you would think that he has Ebola the way he's carrying on. This is my life right now:
Do we have the same husband? He came in the room today to tell me he's concerned about having too much phlegm. The man snores like a freight train and won't go back for his sleep study but phlegm is worrisome.
Just throwing this out there but do you have IBS or IBS like symptoms. When i have a flare up i get severe pain in my lower left side where my bowels are located.
No. The pain is my only symptom. That's why we're having so much trouble figuring it out. I go back to the dr in 3 weeks. She'll order a CT and if it doesn't show anything, she'll talk to my gyn about possible pelvic inflammatory disease. I gave birth 4 months ago and it's been going on since then.
FX that they find the cause soon and that it's easily treatable.
Post by wowcheezits on Feb 2, 2015 13:21:43 GMT -5
I've been up on and off since last night. My toddler was sick and miserable throughout the night so I called into work today to take care of her. She's much better now but more than half the day is already done and over with and I feel like a zombie. She's making up for lost time and playing her little heart out now.
OMG SERIOUSLY!!!! I just got asked for the FOURTH time when MH and I are going to have a baby. From coworkers. WTAF? Do I LOOK pregnant or something today?
Ughhhhh that sucks.
I got my first, "you realize you're stressing out too much about this right? You just need to calm down and it'll happen!"
My husband has a man cold and you would think that he has Ebola the way he's carrying on. This is my life right now:
Do we have the same husband? He came in the room today to tell me he's concerned about having too much phlegm. The man snores like a freight train and won't go back for his sleep study but phlegm is worrisome.
Post by almachs0786 on Feb 2, 2015 13:27:28 GMT -5
Can I just say that I'm absolutely in love with this month siggy challenge?! Corey & Topenga, Ross & Rachel, Juno & Paulie.. It's too much! Day = made!
My MMB is that since we moved so far away from home we had to open new bank accounts that are local. Banks around here put your account on a 5 day hold when you open them around here... which is fine, except that they didn't tell us that so we didn't leave anything in our old bank accounts. We figured it out the next day when we needed to get groceries and they wouldn't let us pull cash out (we don't have new debit cards or checks yet). We went inside and they told us they just figured we knew that they did that since it's common practice here. Well, our money was supposed to be available to us today and it isn't!! Now they're telling me tomorrow. I have like 2 diapers left for DD. I realize it's partially my fault for (1) not asking what was going to happen with our money and (2) not leaving at least a little in our old bank accounts until I was sure everything was ok, but I'm still ragey!!
Post by almachs0786 on Feb 2, 2015 13:27:30 GMT -5
Can I just say that I'm absolutely in love with this month siggy challenge?! Corey & Topenga, Ross & Rachel, Juno & Paulie.. It's too much! Day = made!
My MMB is that since we moved so far away from home we had to open new bank accounts that are local. Banks around here put your account on a 5 day hold when you open them around here... which is fine, except that they didn't tell us that so we didn't leave anything in our old bank accounts. We figured it out the next day when we needed to get groceries and they wouldn't let us pull cash out (we don't have new debit cards or checks yet). We went inside and they told us they just figured we knew that they did that since it's common practice here. Well, our money was supposed to be available to us today and it isn't!! Now they're telling me tomorrow. I have like 2 diapers left for DD. I realize it's partially my fault for (1) not asking what was going to happen with our money and (2) not leaving at least a little in our old bank accounts until I was sure everything was ok, but I'm still ragey!!
*snip* My MMB is that since we moved so far away from home we had to open new bank accounts that are local. Banks around here put your account on a 5 day hold when you open them around here... which is fine, except that they didn't tell us that so we didn't leave anything in our old bank accounts. We figured it out the next day when we needed to get groceries and they wouldn't let us pull cash out (we don't have new debit cards or checks yet). We went inside and they told us they just figured we knew that they did that since it's common practice here. Well, our money was supposed to be available to us today and it isn't!! Now they're telling me tomorrow. I have like 2 diapers left for DD. I realize it's partially my fault for (1) not asking what was going to happen with our money and (2) not leaving at least a little in our old bank accounts until I was sure everything was ok, but I'm still ragey!!
That seems like a horrible thing to assume on their part. Talk about leaving people in a bind.
Around here money gets held for 3 days if it's over a certain amount. But when we opened the account they told us very clearly that due to the time it would take it would be in our best interest to withdraw some cash just in case.
I hope that you can access it tomorrow and figure out something with the diapers.
OMG SERIOUSLY!!!! I just got asked for the FOURTH time when MH and I are going to have a baby. From coworkers. WTAF? Do I LOOK pregnant or something today?
So sorry, this is horrible!
I've got several people in my life who enjoy asking me on a regular baisis when we're having kids, not sure which way is more annoying my friend who likes to "joke" about when I'm going to have a baby she can snuggle with (this friend is older, 48, and I think wishes she and her H had more kids), or my boss, who is also baby obsessed, and likes to drop hints about when I have kids (I guess I should be glad he'll likely be supportive of a nice maternity leave and flex-schedule eventually). I've also learned that my close friends from college (all guys, so perhaps clueless) have an under/over pool going, so anytime we get together as soon as drinking starts they'll basically all find an opportunity to ask 1. if I'm pregnant or 2. ask inappropriate questions about birth control. I work in medicine and most my friends are medical students or residents, I think they think this gives them license to ask about my ute.
So far I have no good responses besides "'aint got no time for that" or "please get me another beer"
My bitch is at my DH ufortunately. DH got the day off from work because of the snow. I've been trying to read before I have to go to work but he keeps looking over my shoulder and asking me questions.
"Whatcha doin??" "How's the book coming along?" "Did you finish that other book?" "How far are you now??" "Have you seen this meme on Reddit??"
Needless to say, I haven't read as much as I would have had he gone into work.
I love MH dearly, but I hate it when he tries to talk to me when I'm reading.
And it always happens at the most pivotal point in the book.
Its fucking colder than the face of mars where I am, and I had to walk the dogs this morning. one of them was like....fuck no and kept dragging her feet. I'm looking forward to a nice spicy and hot chilli for dinner tonight.
And, chili sounds so good right now.
But it's actually in the upper 50s here today so it just doesn't seem cold enough.
DH just made a big crock pot of chili before going to work. It looks seriously delicious!
alpies I just introduced this term to my work. I find it incredible how many more men call in sick to work than women. Suck it up, sirs! MH is the same way - one time he hypochondriac-ed about this pulsing in his mouth. He was convinced he had something chronic. It turned out he needed to gleek more. Seriously.
akraus2015 I'm so sorry your FMIL said that! It's really nice of your fiancé to stand up for you. Sounds like an awesome partnership to me
risscaboobs I get this daily too, but luckily only from one coworker. Sorry it's been extra today!!
kellybenelly83 I'm pretty sure it's a staple of every family funeral. Same thing happened at my mom's cousin's funeral last week. It opened up the parental floodgates for my own parents to inquire, unfortunately. Still NOT COOL! (If I knew how to gif I'd include the douche bag from Bring It On wagging his finger at you here.)
OMG SERIOUSLY!!!! I just got asked for the FOURTH time when MH and I are going to have a baby. From coworkers. WTAF? Do I LOOK pregnant or something today?
Ughhhhh that sucks.
I got my first, "you realize you're stressing out too much about this right? You just need to calm down and it'll happen!"
OMG! That is my all time favorite! My friend said that the other day. She also has a 6 month old because she did not know that antibiotics and birth control do not mesh well. I wanted to knock her teeth down her throat. She sensed it was the wrong thing to say and tried to back track. FYI: same girl who keeps forgetting to buy a backup base for her LO's carseat. We're super close but she hurts my head some days.
I got my first, "you realize you're stressing out too much about this right? You just need to calm down and it'll happen!"
OMG! That is my all time favorite! My friend said that the other day. She also has a 6 month old because she did not know that antibiotics and birth control do not mesh well. I wanted to knock her teeth down her throat. She sensed it was the wrong thing to say and tried to back track. FYI: same girl who keeps forgetting to buy a backup base for her LO's carseat. We're super close but she hurts my head some days.
This was the friend who convinced me to poas today with not my fmu. I don't know what I was thinking. (Actually I do, I wasn't thinking at all) Luckily it was a cheapy. Then after that she spewed the 'you're stressing out too much'. Hello, I wasn't trying to, but you were the one who convinced me to poas!
Now I'm sad and just trying to remind myself that it wasn't fmu.
LOL yeah just like your friend, mine realized she had taken the wrong track and tried to go back. Ditto with the, we're close but sometimes she just makes my head and heart hurt with her failure to think before she speaks.
Ugh. My bitch today is recruiting people and the location of my office...
So, I used to sit in a cubicle. In December, they moved me out of said cube and into a nearby office because they needed to turn the suite I was in into a training room as we consolidated to a smaller space. Ok, fine.
Today, there are six or seven people sitting in that training room making recruiting calls. And they are LOUD. I'm wondering if everyone they're talking to is deaf, or what?
I may have to work from home this afternoon, now that all my meetings are done.
My bitch is I wish I worked for a school because then I would have a snow day instead of being at work
Don't even wish that lol when we have a now day we still have to go in to work in the terrible conditions because the kids who walk to school still come.
Post by mynameiscarrie on Feb 2, 2015 14:52:44 GMT -5
A person who comes into our office often who thinks he's a lot older and more mature than he is. Usually I just let him talk foolishness but today it is REALLY getting on my nerves. No, you can't use my phone charger because I'm using it and your lack of preparation is not my problem. No, you shouldn't buy a brand new Jaguar because you work part time and have a baby on the way. It looks cool until it gets repo'ed. Now get the fuck out of my office.
Post by thewickedfairy on Feb 2, 2015 15:12:01 GMT -5
So yesterday after the game I posted a pic of what H did to our screen slider. Welp, this morning he woke up with his finger swollen and barely able to walk. He took himself to the ER. He dislocated his ankle and they are pretty sure his middle finger is broken in two places. He has to go back tomorrow after the swelling goes down so they can determine what they want to do. I get that he was excited, but was all that necessary?
We skipped church yesterday and I was more excited about not getting asked when we are having kids than I should have been. There is an old guy who does it every week and DH has to keep me from replying that we are adding a year for every time he asks and if he ever wants to meet our future kids.
My FWP of the day is that my favorite radio station changed their programming from current country to classic country. I need a new station now.
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