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[icaughtfire]

Jan 22, 2016 9:18:40 GMT -5 joy said:

Jan 22, 2016 9:17:43 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Back in my dad, there was Felicity, Kirstin, Molly, Samantha & I think Addy? I had all the books and I wanted to be Samantha so bad it hurt.

Samantha had the best clothes. 

I think she still does.

Would rock the shit out of this dress any day of the week:


Also, LOLZ that "back in my day" autocorrected to "back in my dad."

[teraiin]

Jan 22, 2016 9:22:21 GMT -5 joy said:

Jan 22, 2016 9:21:15 GMT -5 teraiin said:

They 'archived' Samantha for awhile and brought her back a year or two ago. She was just too cool to stay gone.

I mean ... really.

Kirsten's friend died on the ship coming to the US, right?  That blew my little nine year old mind.  But then made me very solemn and stoic.  "Death happens," I think I told my mom. 

I was a funny kid.

Yeah, you're right!


There was mass wankage a few years ago because one of the new doll's book talked about a plague (yellow fever? Something) and people were all OMG TOO VIOLENT AND DEPRESSING FOR KIDS.

Yes because none of the other books ever talk about death or depressing stuff.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jan 22, 2016 9:17:43 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 22, 2016 9:10:27 GMT -5 joy said:

When I was young, there were four American Girl Dolls. This was clearly the ages of walking up hill both ways to school.

Kirsten, Samantha and... two others. I only know Kirsten and Samantha because I found their books in my house and read them.

I think Felicity was the first "new" doll to come out after those four. And it was weird. But now they add dolls willy-nilly.

EDIT: I freely admit I may have some of the history/names wrong here.  I was a kid a long time ago.

Back in my dad, there was Felicity, Kirstin, Molly, Samantha & I think Addy? I had all the books and I wanted to be Samantha so bad it hurt.

In my head, I took this where it didn't need to go.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jan 22, 2016 9:22:45 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 22, 2016 9:18:40 GMT -5 joy said:

Samantha had the best clothes. 

I think she still does.

Would rock the shit out of this dress any day of the week:


Also, LOLZ that "back in my day" autocorrected to "back in my dad."

Good, glad I'm not the only one. LOL.

[joy]

I still want her boots.



In fact, most clothes from this time period are amazing, especially for kids. Let's look at those Mary Poppins children.

[lfaf4lyfe]

Jan 22, 2016 8:32:08 GMT -5 NariaDreaming said:

I'm just excited that despite it taking a year, we had our first war with another site.

Who's having a war? I'm just bummed that y'all are spending so much time talking about American Girl dolls. I tried to Frankify Kirsten because she's pretty boring without more color!

edit because my picture wasn't working!

[singingsea]

Jan 22, 2016 6:59:07 GMT -5 lettricern said:

So, no one else had a Kirsten doll? I feel like the odd one out. She had that awesome fucking head wreath thing for St. Lucia.

I have Kirsten She's at my parents house.

[Rama]

I think I was gifted one AG book that I might have skimmed...

Wasn't my thing.

[ironbaby]

Now I feel totally left out that I didn't have AG dolls. My mom was an uber hippie too, so we didn't have barbies, either.

I had all the Disney Princess dolls, though, and Ariel and Cinderella would have sex all the time with Eric and Charming. Pretty much all I ever played was husband/wife.

I also had this one doll called "Just like me" that was proportioned like a normal teenager. I loved her and took her everywhere. Then she got discontinued because everyone still loves Barbie.

[ironbaby]

I am pretty sure I get an honorary membership to LFAF for having a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows as my avatar.

But then I'd just leave, because no one needs a secret mean girls club.

[icaughtfire]

Jan 22, 2016 10:14:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I am pretty sure I get an honorary membership to LFAF for having a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows as my avatar.

But then I'd just leave, because no one needs a secret mean girls club.

Didn't you see the screen shot? You're not missing anything.

[ironbaby]

Jan 22, 2016 10:17:09 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:14:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I am pretty sure I get an honorary membership to LFAF for having a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows as my avatar.

But then I'd just leave, because no one needs a secret mean girls club.

Didn't you see the screen shot? You're not missing anything.

But I NEED tips on how to organize my sticker collection!!!

Oh, wait...I will just stick them on everything. With glitter!

[dawnfire]

Jan 21, 2016 19:04:33 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jan 21, 2016 18:56:55 GMT -5 mosdub said:

SHUT.  UP.

THIS EXISTS?!  SOMEONE MADE THIS?!    

It's the internet. Google a random thought, there will be a bizarre image for it.

Pretty much that.  I love Google Images. 

[lfaf4lyfe]

Jan 22, 2016 10:17:09 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:14:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I am pretty sure I get an honorary membership to LFAF for having a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows as my avatar.

But then I'd just leave, because no one needs a secret mean girls club.

Didn't you see the screen shot? You're not missing anything.

1) It's not a mean girls club!
2) And you ARE missing out. The NSFW thread is awesome.

[icaughtfire]

Jan 22, 2016 10:40:40 GMT -5 lfaf4lyfe said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:17:09 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Didn't you see the screen shot? You're not missing anything.

1) It's not a mean girls club!
2) And you ARE missing out. The NSFW thread is awesome.

I'm sure it's just the best club there ever was. I think everybody here is just in awe of anyone who's a part of it. Thank you so much for allowing us this sneak peak of probably the coolest thing any of us will ever witness.

Bless your heart.

[lilsneezy]

Jan 22, 2016 10:17:09 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:14:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I am pretty sure I get an honorary membership to LFAF for having a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows as my avatar.

But then I'd just leave, because no one needs a secret mean girls club.

Didn't you see the screen shot? You're not missing anything.

I'm having a hard time believing that screen shot is real. An entire thread about Trapper Keepers vs paper folders? Three pages of "Lisa Franking" your BBT? And not a single thread that's not dedicated to Lisa Frank. Yeah, not buying it.

[ironbaby]

The internet is a scary place.

[ironbaby]

Jan 22, 2016 11:15:12 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:58:31 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

The internet is a scary place.

Please use this image for your vajazzling.

You're inspirational.

[chad5285]

Jan 22, 2016 10:58:31 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

The internet is a scary place.

How did you take a pic of my living room art??

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jan 22, 2016 11:33:15 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

Jan 22, 2016 10:58:31 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

The internet is a scary place.

How did you take a pic of my living room art??

I took it for her. #earningmyskinsuiteraward

[joy]

Jan 22, 2016 11:59:11 GMT -5 @gothefawktosleep said:

I found this over on TD today:

So my confession is that last night, I totally trolled a group of gullible idiots (ie: the "dark side") with a fake screen shot. They totally ate it up and thought it was legit. I think the light bulb is finally starting to go on for them, but I am floored by how long it took.

I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

It's hard to be smart, sometimes.
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Awww.  Bless her heart.

[icaughtfire]

Jan 22, 2016 11:59:11 GMT -5 @gothefawktosleep said:

I found this over on TD today:

So my confession is that last night, I totally trolled a group of gullible idiots (ie: the "dark side") with a fake screen shot. They totally ate it up and thought it was legit. I think the light bulb is finally starting to go on for them, but I am floored by how long it took.

I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

It's hard to be smart, sometimes.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

...or so you've heard, amirite?

[ohinvrtedworld]

I am #teammolly4lyfe when it comes to American Girls, but I just wanted to post this article because it made me laugh my ass off: American Girl Dolls Ranked by Betchiness

[ironbaby]

Jan 22, 2016 11:59:11 GMT -5 @gothefawktosleep said:

I found this over on TD today:

So my confession is that last night, I totally trolled a group of gullible idiots (ie: the "dark side") with a fake screen shot. They totally ate it up and thought it was legit. I think the light bulb is finally starting to go on for them, but I am floored by how long it took.

I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

It's hard to be smart, sometimes.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

She's fan-girling herself.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

It's sad, really. To think that you've fooled this group of people. *And then to realize you're an idiot.

*This part may not happen yet, but time will tell.

[ceejay]

Jan 22, 2016 11:59:11 GMT -5 @gothefawktosleep said:

I found this over on TD today:

So my confession is that last night, I totally trolled a group of gullible idiots (ie: the "dark side") with a fake screen shot. They totally ate it up and thought it was legit. I think the light bulb is finally starting to go on for them, but I am floored by how long it took.

I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

It's hard to be smart, sometimes.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

What is really sad is that she has nothing better to do with her time than put together a fake screen shot.

[icaughtfire]

I guess we should have used the sarcasm font?

[jubilantsquirrel]

I mean, the only thing to come from those screen shots were some funny posts about vajazzling. So if that was her intended trolling end game, then mission accomplished, I guess.

[lilsneezy]

I smell a board war.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jan 22, 2016 12:33:51 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

I smell a board war.

LOL. I say bring it.


But please bring snacks, too.