WTF boy... nipple twisting is not cool. Brought to you by our current nursing session.
Yesssss C found my other nip for the first time a week ago and since then he tries to find it and rip it off. He nurses better if im topless (working thru a nursing rough patch) but I have to guard my nip
Post by periwinkledaydreams on Feb 3, 2016 21:19:46 GMT -5
Just WTF today. WTF one night of decent sleep means you don't have to nap at all? Why are you screaming? Why do you hate me? WTF when I realize it is 2 in the afternoon and we haven't left the kitchen once all day.. so much trying to clean and prep dinner and so little accomplishment. WTF driving across town to pick up niece from preschool and the second I need to stand outside to wait for her is the BIGGEST DOWNPOUR EVER? WTF finally about to finish cooking dinner and you blowout shit your pants up to your literal elbows and down to your literal ankles? WTF SO son's mom for not being home when SO is supposed to be dropping him off, making SO EVEN LATER tonight..... WTF SO for letting your man cold make you irrationally upset about said explosive poop diaper not being properly thrown away, without recognizing that my day has been ABSOLUTE CHAOS and perhaps I just haven't had a chance to deal with it yet because I have dinner on the stove and baby in the bathtub at the same damn time at 8PM...............
this WTF brought to you by my recent trip to the package store.. gulp gulp.. ahhhh
Wtf, baby. Why do you head butt parts of my face so hard that I see stars without apparently noticing a thing? It's the middle of the night and you made mummy's nose bleed. I had to stuff wads of tissue up my nostrils until I got you back to sleep.
WTF baby boy - why must you try to jump out of my arms if we walk by something you want? I'd really like not to drop you.
WTF baby - why are you so obsessed with eating grass and leaves when we play in the garden? Let's enjoy nature without shoving it all in your mouth, huh?
Yes! o lunges so hard sometimes I'm scared I'll drop him!
Also I'm kind of glad it's still winter here because I know he'd be eating everything outside too. That will be better in a couple months.... Right?
DS, I know you are both our child and like things to be your way, I get it. But DD is going to crawl, and she's going to do what she wants, and you can't try to push or pull her to the spot YOU want her to sit!
DD, there are other octaves than shrieking. I know youre smiling and trying to loudly constantly explain how happy you are but a simple giggle would suffice! DS, again, this is something that can't be controlled right now. When you yell at her to 'STOP SCREAMIN LO!' at the same time it just makes her scream more and just frustrates you more and makes my house sound like the volume button is broken on high. I promise she won't always talk like this.
THIS. Car rides lately consist of a crying baby and a 2 year old screaming "NO BABY, STOP CRYING!"
Wtf baby? How can you sleep 8 hours one night and then go back to being up every three again? We enjoyed the sleep!
I would like to know this, too.
I'm pretty sure it's baby law that you cannot sleep well two nights in a row. At least, it is in our house. I've actually started trying to go to bed earlier after a good night's sleep than I normally would, just because there's a 99.99% chance of that night being terrible.
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