Why does Monday exist?

[jcrewgirl]

Just turn the snooze on. It's cold outside.

[gabride2010]

I would snooze too, but I also haven't been to the gym in about 6 weeks. I really need to start going again!

[peaseblossom55]

I'm waiting at the RE right now. Yay dildo cam but not really. I'm so tired.

[wannabmama]

Feb 8, 2016 7:30:28 GMT -5 danib said:

Feb 8, 2016 6:25:35 GMT -5 W said:

How long is milk good past the expiration date? Usually I don't eat anything past the expiration, but I've only had like 4 tablespoons out of this half gallon.

put a drop in hot water. It'll curdle right away if it's bad.

I did not know this!
I'm always sure milk is bad, it's a phobia. I will try this!

[wannabmama]

It's not snowing yet here but we are right in the path of the heaviest snow prediction, so I'm staying home. I feel lame since it's not snowing yet but I have to get home later, and I can't deal with commuting in a blizzard.

[ironbaby]

I am exhausted. That pretty much sums up the day.

[peaseblossom55]

Feb 8, 2016 7:43:43 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

It's not snowing yet here but we are right in the path of the heaviest snow prediction, so I'm staying home. I feel lame since it's not snowing yet but I have to get home later, and I can't deal with commuting in a blizzard.

I don't blame you. I'd hate to be stuck trying to get home in that.

[wannabmama]

One of my dogs smashed my face two nights ago and now I have a black eye and huge scrapes on my nose. I look like I got in a bar fight.

[goldenlove3]

Feb 8, 2016 6:41:37 GMT -5 W said:

Over Christmas my husbands family talked about this product on Amazon and how hilarious the reviews were. Well, yesterday was his birthday and his aunt and uncle bought him the product. If anyway wants an easy funny reading them here is the link


www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-Lotion-The-Solution/dp/B00A8OGM5A

I actually bought this for H's Christmas stocking one year. I was filling it with random stuff and this popped up on some website for man stockings. The reviews are pretty awesome!

[onesweetworld]

I normally don't hate Monday's because I go in at noon but today I'm working at 9

[sleepymonkey]

I woke up to a post on our neighborhood fb page saying that we let our dog poop on someone's lawn without cleaning it up. I don't know the guy and he doesn't know us but he posted a picture of the poop (um, yuck!) and put our address because he saw what house the offenders went back to so he decided to call us out. He apparently needs to get his eyes checked and his detective skills honed because we don't have a dog.

[rablissful]

I am very upset this morning that I don't have another snow day... or even an early release. I was rooting so hard for a 5 day weekend since there is no school tomorrow due to primary day.

/pouts

[ironbaby]

sleepymonkey, that is hilarious, in a really sad, petty way.

[rablissful]

Feb 8, 2016 7:58:19 GMT -5 sleepymonkey said:

I woke up to a post on our neighborhood fb page saying that we let our dog poop on someone's lawn without cleaning it up. I don't know the guy and he doesn't know us but he posted a picture of the poop (um, yuck!) and put our address because he saw what house the offenders went back to so he decided to call us out. He apparently needs to get his eyes checked and his detective skills honed because we don't have a dog.

OMG that's hilarious.

Dude is an idiot.

[ironbaby]

I haven't read the SB thread, so maybe this got talked about there, but I am now blaming my non-pregnancy on not winning the Super Bowl. Cuz that's all it takes, right?

[sleepymonkey]

Feb 8, 2016 7:59:32 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

sleepymonkey , that is hilarious, in a really sad, petty way.

Yeah we get those posts at least once a week where someone posts a pic of dog poop on their lawn. But this time they caught the offenders! Or so they thought. My reply was: "Hate to burst your bubble but we don't have a dog. Try again." Just another reason why I often regret buying a house in the neighborhood we did.

[wannabmama]

Feb 8, 2016 7:59:17 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I am very upset this morning that I don't have another snow day... or even an early release. I was rooting so hard for a 5 day weekend since there is no school tomorrow due to primary day.

/pouts

No school bc of the primary?! Lucky duck!

[wannabmama]

Feb 8, 2016 8:10:56 GMT -5 W said:

It's so gloomy outside.

It finally started snowing here and the wind is whipping something fierce.

[kayladawn91]

Monday sucks. I'be been pulled from my normal job to sub all day again. Boo. This makes 3 days in a row...

[ladytiffany24]

I tried to get out of my car this morning while I still had my seat belt on. I hope this is not an indication of how my Monday is going to go.

[wannabmama]

Feb 8, 2016 8:10:31 GMT -5 sleepymonkey said:

Feb 8, 2016 7:59:32 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

sleepymonkey , that is hilarious, in a really sad, petty way.

Yeah we get those posts at least once a week where someone posts a pic of dog poop on their lawn. But this time they caught the offenders! Or so they thought. My reply was: "Hate to burst your bubble but we don't have a dog. Try again." Just another reason why I often regret buying a house in the neighborhood we did.

This made me laugh so hard.

[ironbaby]

Our refrigerator has decided to stop cooling. So instead of going out to a nice Valentine's dinner, we're paying to fix the fridge. FML.

[rablissful]

Feb 8, 2016 8:11:47 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

Feb 8, 2016 7:59:17 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I am very upset this morning that I don't have another snow day... or even an early release. I was rooting so hard for a 5 day weekend since there is no school tomorrow due to primary day.

/pouts

No school bc of the primary?! Lucky duck!

They use the schools as voting centers, which means students can't be in school with the public walking in and out all day.

The full time teachers still have a professional development day, but since I'm just a sub I get the day off.

[rablissful]

Feb 8, 2016 8:13:50 GMT -5 kayladawn91 said:

Monday sucks. I'be been pulled from my normal job to sub all day again. Boo. This makes 3 days in a row...

You know, if school districts actually paid subs a decent wage given the amount of shit they put up with, there wouldn't be a practically universal shortage of substitute teachers...

This coming from an actual substitute teacher who is only subbing to get resume points.

[wannabmama]

Omg, Eli's face watching the game was priceless. I think he's such a whiny brat anyway, but that face sums it all up.

[rablissful]

Feb 8, 2016 8:21:09 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

Omg, Eli's face watching the game was priceless. I think he's such a whiny brat anyway, but that face sums it all up.

He actually had the lowest quarterback rating in Superbowl history.

The only people that showed up to the game last night and were on point were the Bronco's defense. Everyone else either sucked or were mediocre. I don't think I paid attention to anything other than commercials the entire second half.

[goldenlove3]

sleepymonkey that is seriously hilarious! They were probably so proud of themselves too.

I had a neighbor yell at me multiple times about cleaning up after my dog which I do EVERY time. There were some dogs that kept getting out and they would run around the neighborhood. I watched one poop in his yard while I had my dog on a leash. He yelled at me. Another time I was walking my dog and she squatted to pee, because you know, that's what they do. He happened to be driving by and yelled at me from his car that he "saw that". I had to confront him and tell him that he's an idiot because she's a female and squats to pee. He apparently had no idea. Asshole. So glad he moved.

[peaseblossom55]

Feb 8, 2016 8:13:50 GMT -5 kayladawn91 said:

Monday sucks. I'be been pulled from my normal job to sub all day again. Boo. This makes 3 days in a row...

Boo that really sucks. I hope the day goes by quickly.

[sleepymonkey]

Feb 8, 2016 8:33:46 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

sleepymonkey that is seriously hilarious! They were probably so proud of themselves too.

I had a neighbor yell at me multiple times about cleaning up after my dog which I do EVERY time. There were some dogs that kept getting out and they would run around the neighborhood. I watched one poop in his yard while I had my dog on a leash. He yelled at me. Another time I was walking my dog and she squatted to pee, because you know, that's what they do. He happened to be driving by and yelled at me from his car that he "saw that". I had to confront him and tell him that he's an idiot because she's a female and squats to pee. He apparently had no idea. Asshole. So glad he moved.

It is seriously ridiculous how bent out of shape people get over dog poop (though of course I think everyone should clean up after their animals). One of my co-workers rents a townhouse and she got a letter from the HoA president because one of the neighbors saw her dog poop on his little patch of lawn. She knows it wasn't her dog because she never walks him anywhere near that side of the complex. She was given the option of getting letter put in her file (huh?) or paying $200 for testing to prove it wasn't her dogs poop. Apparently, the HoA president had the poop in his freezer so they could send it for testing if she opted for that. WTAF? And she is not the only on in the complex to get a letter like that.

[doodler]

Dude my yard is the receptacle for all the dog poop. I swear every single dog in the neighborhood poops in my yard. Usually it is dogs running loose(yes, another issue) and sometimes idiots will let their dogs poop in my yard when they are walking them. We also have no grass in our front yard from all the pee. It is not that big of a deal for us because we are cleaning up after our dog anyway, but I feel bad for our neighbors who don't have a dog and they get all the poop as well. I try to clean their yard too.