What the ELF Wednesday

[Lola]

WTF face. I have an itchy spot right in the middle of my forehead. I look ridiculous.

[lucanjo14]

WTF morning-
2 week old who only wants to be held, DS covered in yogurt. Both kids with poopy diapers and then this happens-

Beer fell out of the fridge and spilled everywhere, tiny shards of glass all over. My kitchen now smells like a bar. I had to laugh because it's just pure chaos.

[ladytiffany24]

Hugs lucanjo14! That's insane.

WTF weird dreams. I dreamt that I got it on with an old friend. And he laughed at me when i took off my bra.

[isolemnlyswear]

WTF plague. I'm 36 weeks pregnant. Leave me alone!!

[ladytiffany24]

Feb 10, 2016 11:10:18 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

WTF indeed, lucanjo14. Laughing is definitely the way to go in that situation. I hope the rest of your day goes smoothly.

What a strange dream ladytiffany24. Did you wake up feeling really awkward?

Yes, and feeling extra self conscious about my bewbs.

[ladytiffany24]

Feb 10, 2016 11:22:24 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Feb 10, 2016 11:18:36 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Yes, and feeling extra self conscious about my bewbs.

It always amazes me how real dreams can feel. It's so strange to wake up feeling awkward or scared about something that didn't actually happen.

Also, no idea why I was having a sex dream about someone so random. Someone I haven't seen in years. I'm thinking it must be because he just announced on FB that his girlfriend is pregnant so he was fresh in my mind. So weird.

[mamanorris]

Feb 10, 2016 10:23:39 GMT -5 lucanjo14 said:

WTF morning-
2 week old who only wants to be held, DS covered in yogurt. Both kids with poopy diapers and then this happens-

Beer fell out of the fridge and spilled everywhere, tiny shards of glass all over. My kitchen now smells like a bar. I had to laugh because it's just pure chaos.

Good new is that your day can only get better!

[mary1217]

Didn't get up on time to workout today. what the elf body, get up!

[lucanjo14]

Thanks ladies. I told DH to bring home a bottle of wine tonight so I can have a glass. Im overly excited about this.

[mary1217]

WTF client - don't call our office and chew people out because there is a typo in an agreement just to turn around and sign it in the wrong place and not have it witnessed. smh

[mary1217]

Hopefully last one for today......... WT elf dad. Sending me a text saying "Hopefully you wake up before I'm gone" doesn't really help you, just proves you haven't changed. Its all about you and what I'm doing to you. How about what you did and are doing to me and the rest of your family. Sorry but I'm choosing to keep a drug addict who only talked to me when he wanted something out of mine and dd's life.

[mary1217]

Feb 10, 2016 14:55:26 GMT -5 Cdnfroggy said:

mary1217 , *hugs* that be tough to deal with.

He has no idea how much it affects me.  I wish the situation was different. I want my daughter to now her grandfather, but I am not going to have him just come and go from our lives when he goes on and off drugs. 

[liziz]

WTF work, why are you suddenly so busy when I have SO MUCH online shopping to do!?!!?

[mary1217]

Feb 10, 2016 15:39:09 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

mary1217 that's a really shitty thing of him to shoot off in a txt. I'm sorry you're going through that with him. I agree with you. Also, may be slightly extreme but can you block his number?

I honestly haven't looked into it.  The fact is his health isn't great, he has congestive heart failure. So I at least want to leave the line open in case something happens.  I'm not heartless. I just want to protect dd from him. 

[mary1217]

Cue my aunt telling me that he isn't doing good and has been in the hospital twice in the last two weeks. And I'm a mess, can I be done adulting for today?