Yes to sleep orgasms and its 50/50 if its DH or not
Which leads me to my confession - I had an intense sexy time dream about a Dad that comes with his kid and wife to our Little Gym class. I dont even find him that attractive but the dream was so dirty that I am so uncomfortable around him and his wife now?
Post by littlemissgrump on Feb 12, 2016 16:18:01 GMT -5
I used to nanny for a family who had a baby. When they would get home from work we'd do jaeg (sp!?) bombs. The dad also tried to hit on me while he was home, laid off from his job by saying something along the lines of; the baby is sleeping, we could go take a nap. I quit soon after that. Still grosses me out.
I used to nanny for a family who had a baby. When they would get home from work we'd do jaeg (sp!?) bombs. The dad also tried to hit on me while he was home, laid off from his job by saying something along the lines of; the baby is sleeping, we could go take a nap. I quit soon after that. Still grosses me out.
I used to nanny for a family who had a baby. When they would get home from work we'd do jaeg (sp!?) bombs. The dad also tried to hit on me while he was home, laid off from his job by saying something along the lines of; the baby is sleeping, we could go take a nap. I quit soon after that. Still grosses me out.
I will sometimes give my kids snacks just to get them to shut up for 10 minutes.
I believe this is the reason Puffs were invented
T won't eat puffs. Or the lil crunchy snacks (also by maker of puffs). Yes to Mum mums, but not the store brand. I just give him cheeerios now (sometimes Honey Nut, I'm so bad).
Another FFFC for the cloth diaper crowd: I wash all the diapers in All Free and Clear.
Post by beersandweirs on Feb 12, 2016 16:56:09 GMT -5
After finishing the episode of Teen Mom yesterday, I started an episode of the Challenge all while baby was watching. This is a confession on two levels, 1. that I let my baby watch tv (I know it's not really that unpopular around these parts, but I also know it is against AAP recommendations) and 2. that I watch really shitty tv sometimes.
I got a breast lift yesterday. What makes this FFFC worthy is it's the second one I've had in 2 years. Got the first when we were "one and done" and my husband changed his mind 4 months later. Love my June baby but I wanted those perky boobs back. And I might be enjoying the lazy 5 days I get to spend in bed cuddling my kiddos and not changing diapers or doing work around the house.
So effing jealous right now. I don't need a lift...yet. Once we have decided we are done, I plan to trade these puppies in for a nice new pair of soft silicone pillows (FFFC?). The fun bags have lasted almost 15 years and I'm ready to trade up.
FFFC: I made super cute valentines for C's infant class party. I know they won't last but I don't care. I also gave the teachers left over mini cheesecakes from Superbowl. They were still good but I didn't have time to go to the store and I didn't want them in my house anymore.
Also, I'm sure that nobody pays attention, but almost every single one of my posts ends up getting edited. I use the dictation feature on my phone a lot when I post here, because it's quicker than typing, but sometimes there will be errors that I don't catch on the initial read-through before I hit reply. If I re-read and see that there was an error, I fix it immediately.
I edit lots of my posts too, usually because I spot a spelling, typing or punctuation error. Or because I accidentally press the Create Post button before I've finished typing, because I'm clumsy like that.
After finishing the episode of Teen Mom yesterday, I started an episode of the Challenge all while baby was watching. This is a confession on two levels, 1. that I let my baby watch tv (I know it's not really that unpopular around these parts, but I also know it is against AAP recommendations) and 2. that I watch really shitty tv sometimes.
I love The Challenge. I'm watching House right now while LO is playing with his toys. Edited to say maybe not love, but spent many an hour watching.
Not too flame worthy I think... but I'm stealing paper towels from the school supplies my students brought in this year. We really don't use them much, so they just sit in the corner of the classroom & it was not my idea to have them on the the beginning of the year supply list. I also take home hand soap that they've brought in.
Also, I'm sure that nobody pays attention, but almost every single one of my posts ends up getting edited. I use the dictation feature on my phone a lot when I post here, because it's quicker than typing, but sometimes there will be errors that I don't catch on the initial read-through before I hit reply. If I re-read and see that there was an error, I fix it immediately.
+1 to this. I am mobile and I feel like I don't write as well on my phone- however weird that may sound. I edit my posts a lot, but don't always do an "ETA" because most of the time, it's spelling or grammar
@jemomma, in my circle juice itself is seen as the antichrist and sippy cups as child abuse.
A lot of parenting books/doctors say that juice in a bottle can cause tooth decay. But I think that comes from the days when parents would throw a bottle of juice in the crib with baby for naps.
Our speech path at school says Sippy cups can lead to speech problems if the kids use them too much.
This is me basically force feeding my kid an ounce of juice (he actually likes it but he's sitting on my lap with me feeding it) per day so that he won't get so constipated that he will scream.
So I'm way late and maybe this has been covered, but if bottles are bad and sippu cups are bad, what are they supposed to drink out of?
Just pour the BM or formula into a used beer can and let them guzzle it down. Then you can transition to flask at 1 year.
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