Spinoff--Tell Me Your Honeymoon Stories

[peaseblossom55]

We didn't do it our wedding night either. We had lots of sex on our honeymoon more so the 1st week while we were relaxing on the beach. The second week not as much we were too tired from exploring Mayan ruins and going on cave explorations.

[ceejay]

We also almost didn't have sex on our wedding night because we were so tired from the wedding day. But we were both virgins and had been looking forward to that night for so long, so we decided to go for it.

Without going into detail... We don't think we technically had sex that night. We laugh about it now and things definitely improved over the course of our honeymoon.... But it was a slightly awkward wedding night for us.

[thelittleredm]

We didn't have a honeymoon. We went to Disneyland for a long weekend a week and a half before the wedding because a friend worked there so we got free park hopper passes for three days and H was working at a hotel so we got a huge discount on a room right across from the park. After the wedding, we decided we needed to do something even though we didn't have much in the way of money so we opened our gifts the morning after the reception before we drove up and spent two nights in Santa Fe (again, thank god H got a hotel employee discount).

[jubilantsquirrel]

Lol @ your H teraiin, but OMG @ your friends who were trying to double date like it was just another Saturday night.

[kayladawn91]

Feb 17, 2016 22:32:26 GMT -5 ceejay said:

We also almost didn't have sex on our wedding night because we were so tired from the wedding day. But we were both virgins and had been looking forward to that night for so long, so we decided to go for it.

Without going into detail... We don't think we technically had sex that night. We laugh about it now and things definitely improved over the course of our honeymoon.... But it was a slightly awkward wedding night for us.

Yeah we got home at like 1am, showered, packed, and left at 5am for our flight. No sexy time for us that night.

[ohinvrtedworld]

teraiin LOL that is a lot like right after we left our wedding. A bunch of people were going to their hotel pool and bugging us to come, but

A) I was ready to not be around people (introvert!), and
B) we waited till marriage too so it was a tall order to drag us along for sitting around a pool instead of having all the sex in a nice hotel

[jubilantsquirrel]

We didn't have sex on our wedding night because I got too drunk. But we'd been having sex for years by that point and we more than made up for it on the honeymoon.

[requiressnacks]

teraiin, I cannot believe that your friends came over and we're just hanging out ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT! That is craaaaaazy!

[gabride2010]

The hotel that H and I stayed at for our wedding night was right across the driveway from our wedding venue. The majority of our OOT guests stayed in too.

We got the venue cleaned up (we helped because we wanted to), and we walked over to the hotel. H gets our room key, and we head up to our room.

Right as H is about to open our door, the door across the hall opens, and it's H's Uncle! He wanted us to come in his room and have a drink, so we did (he is one of H's favorite uncles). We had one drink with everyone, and then we went back to our room.

We showered and then had amazing sex. The next morning, I had to wear my dress out of the hotel because I forgot to pack a pair of pants in my bag.

We left for our honeymoon a free days later. We spent a week in Banner Elk, NC in a cabin up in the mountains. It was amazing, except for the concussion I have myself while trying to snowboard. We also got snowed in for a few days, and I started going stir-crazy. I also got an awful UTI. All in all, it was an amazing wedding and honeymoon!

[mikaela20]

Speaking of wedding night sex, a close friend at my wedding told me that only 40% of couples have sex on their wedding night (not sure where that number came from). We even have a drunken photo of us making the 40 sign with our hands near the end of the night - not sure why we thought this would be a good photo.

I was so tired after but caught a second wind after changing into my special night dress thing I got for the occasion. It was romantic but I sadly can't say it was great.

[goldenlove3]

We did have sex on our wedding night but it wasn't very exciting. We were both exhausted so we passed out immediately after.

The next morning, we were going to meet with H's family for Father's day brunch. I completely forgot to pack a bra and wasn't wearing one with my dress! I frantically called my friends who had all just left and one of them was close by and let me borrow her bra. She was driving home with our other male friend who had no idea why they came back. I tell everyone to remember to pack a bra now.

[teraiin]

Feb 18, 2016 6:20:14 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

teraiin , I cannot believe that your friends came over and we're just hanging out ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT! That is craaaaaazy!

Funny enough THEIR wedding (a year or so after ours) was the one I was talking about in the wedding horror stories thread. Hahahahaa

[daisy818]

goldenlove3, I was in the same bra-less boat! The hotel we stayed at had catered the wedding, so they provided a Sunday morning brunch for our guests to have with us. Luckily the dress I had brought to wear worked without a bra, but that was lucky - I think every other dress I own would have been a disaster.

[daisy818]

DH and I had a fun exit from our wedding and we didn't go to the afterparty. The best man had to bring us a few things to the hotel, but he just met DH in the lobby. Our caterer/wedding planner had left us food (including a pie and wedding cake!) in the room, so we finally got to eat. DH then had to spend about 30 minutes undoing the buttons on the back of my dress, but we did have some great wedding night sex. We had a nice leisurely brunch with our guests on Sunday, and then we went on our honeymoon on Monday. We went to an amazing resort in Mexico and had a room with a private rooftop terrace with a little pool and a bed - we actually slept up there one night. It was lovely.

[spicysalmonroll]

joy, noooo that sounds terrible!
requiressnacks, HILARIOUS

We had a small, family only wedding so we were home by 8pm- plenty of time and energy for wedding night sex! We also didn't leave for the honeymoon for 2 days so that was nice to just relax before jetting off.

We stayed at a really expensive all inclusive that had top notch food. Well my H is like a 5 year old with food....so he literally ate pool bar hot dogs the entire week. I'm over here eating filet and lobster tails and jerk chicken and he just kept going with the hot dogs. lol

[joy]

Feb 18, 2016 10:20:24 GMT -5 spicysalmonroll said:

joy , noooo that sounds terrible!

The scars on my legs will always remind me of my honeymoon, at least? 

It was bad.  My husband had to find a pharmacy in Bermuda and bring back all the bandages and triple antibiotic ointment.  The staff was breaking off aloe plants and telling him to bring it back to me.

The worst suggestion I got was for me to go in the ocean.  The staff reaaaaally recommended it because it dried out the wounds.  But, I couldn't even let neutral water touch them.  Can you imagine me screaming on the hotel beach while in the ocean?  No bueno for the other patrons, hotel staff.  Thanks for the thought.

Never fall off a bike in shorts and then skid across the sidewalk, mmkay?  How did I never do this as a child when I rode my bike literally everywhere?

[kleigh]

joy That sounds incredibly painful ouch !!

Our after party was at the Carousel Bar in Hotel Monteleone. We all walked over together from the reception in our fancy clothes with drinks in hand singing whatever random song someone would come up with. MH and I stayed for about an hour - we REALLY wanted to stay longer but sex. I had major FOMO that night moreso the next morning when I found out the that everyone went to Bourbon street after. Apparently MH best man was doing mouth-to-mouth shots with a shot girl who was 6 months pregnant. She didn't swallow them, she passed it to him via her mouth, and then they'd make out. Class class class. But yeah, sex, we did it because I would've regretted not having wedding night sex.

The next morning everyone was mingling room to room as we showered and changed over our luggage bags from mid-winter and wedding clothes to sunny tropical honeymoon clothes. We were giving them all a walking tour of the French quarter followed by lunch and then a pub crawl. Best man comes in the suite with his backpack on and sits on the bed (at this point it was only me in the room and I just finished packing). I'm getting the play by play on the after after party and mid sentence he gets up and runs into the bathroom. I hear vomiting. Out he walks with a gazillion beads around his neck, lollipop in mouth, backpack on.. Comes over and gives me kiss on the cheek and a hug, and goes Congratulations again you were one hot bride, now let's drink.

Honeymoon we kind-of sorta met Dave Matthews and that was really cool.

[trutru127]

Longtime lurker, but our honeymoon was a complete disaster. The first night was fine, we travelled to a hotel an hour away and went out to a special dinner after having sex...we couldn't wait since we also waited until our wedding night. The next morning we drove to our destination. It was late but we had some beach time and it was great. The next morning, we woke up with car trouble. We went to a car place and they had to order a part so we were hotel bound with very little near by...we had gotten a cheaper hotel outside of town. The only place we could walk to for dinner was Hooters. DH started feeling bad and by bedtime that night was running a high temp. I had to drive around in the rain the next morning to find a pharmacy for a thermometer and meds. Finally got him feeling well enough to drive to my parents and went to a convenient care place. He tested negative for strep but his throat had bumps so they gave him an antibiotic. When we were driving back to our house, he called me because we were in separate vehicles to tell me he was having a reaction to the antibiotic and had blisters all over his hands and feet. Turns out that he actually had Hand, Foot, and Mouth. Every possible symptom hit him within the next week including swollen balls...a little awkward when he asked me to look at them to see if they were swollen. He didn't even want me in the same bed with him for the first couple of weeks of our marriage because he was so uncomfortable. Sadly, this was an indicator of how our first year would go. Thankfully we persevered and it's much better now. This will be our 5 year anniversary so we need to go somewhere to make up for it.