My Baby Tried To Eat...

[pghtruelove]

Jules has inspired me today to start a thread. Since everything is going into their mouths, tell me everything your baby tried to eat today.

[pghtruelove]

Her sock
The remote
My phone
The cat
The dogs foot
Wipes
A wipe that another baby spit up on
Rock salt (yes the kind to melt ice outside)
The bottom of a chair
The stuffing from the couch

[sugarkissed]

The carpet.
The stuffing from a dog toy.
My shoulder.
The dog.
Her hair bow.

[pghtruelove]

Feb 18, 2016 18:41:39 GMT -5 sugarkissed said:

The carpet.
The stuffing from a dog toy.
My shoulder.
The dog.
Her hair bow.

Ah yes the stuffing from a dog toy is pretty much her favorite food.

[gigi3126]

Dog biscuits
My foot
H's shoe
My face

[erbear]

Lol it was a wipe that my LO spit up on! I was like, J, nooooooo!

This happened today.
poof

[belle0720]

Her bib
My face
Her socks
The leg of her wubbanub dog

[belle0720]

erbear gah, her eyes are so pretty!

[erbear]

Feb 18, 2016 19:00:09 GMT -5 belle0720 said:

erbear gah, her eyes are so pretty!

Thank you! She was so mad I took that away. How dare I not let her eat cardboard?!?

She totally ate a piece, though.

[musicfrk2002]

My fingers
His fingers
My phone
Rhythm sticks
All 4 remotes
Paper
A sharpie
Straps on the Boba
Straps on the carseat
Stuffed animals
VTech cube
Burp rags
A basket
A bib
Anything he can touch basically

[erbear]

Other things eaten today:
Her headband
Her socks
Her onesie
The tag on her bathing suit
An empty toilet paper roll
Grocery ads
Her activity table
The remote
My phone
My phone cord
My fingers
Her fingers
Her bath toy
My water bottle
Some board books
The foam ABC mat
A tissue
Her pacifier strap
A wii mote
A box (cardboard, man)
Some blocks
Her lovey
A blanket

I'm always taking things out of her mouth.

[littlemissgrump]

I will add everything that's been listed already and this: A tiny sandwich. I fished it out of his mouth yesterday.

[Deleted]

My phone
The wipe I used to clean his face
A bottle of baby lotion
His rubber duck
My fingers
His fingers
DH's hat

[heartofglass]

The dogs rubber pig
The dogs Kong
Daddy's belt buckle
My phone
The mum mum wrapper (not the mum mum)
My shirt
The mirror
A pupperoni (yes, the dog treat)
A hush puppy

[pghtruelove]

Feb 18, 2016 19:19:14 GMT -5 @jemomma said:

One of DS's paperback books. She succeeded.

Jules ate the corner of a board book off.

[sabrinaml]

His feet
His blanket
My phone
Library books
My slipper
My to do list
A sponge
Foam ABC mat

[stinybean]

The high chair
Her foot
My foot
My hand
My button
The wall
All of her toys

[tiffbot]

Tried? I found a tire off one of DS's mini cars in her diaper the other day. Oops. Kid loves to eat.

[tiffbot]

Feb 18, 2016 19:19:14 GMT -5 @jemomma said:

One of DS's paperback books. She succeeded.

We have 'Everyone Poops' by DS's potty right now and after bath tonight she made a go at it. I took it away but also saw the irony of possibly pooping out a book about pooping.

[Widget123]

I started getting in the habit of checking LO's mouth throughout the day when we are home. The worst thing i found in there so far was one of DDs hair ties. Im a lot more cautious about the remotes because i know swallowing batteries is one of the worst things and the lids on the back fall off so easily. Other than that, mostly cardboard and DDs toys.

[ashbash]

A small piece of wood
One of DDs hair ties (a favorite)
My hands
The dogs paw
Books
Grocery list
The string on my shirt

[jillywilly]

The string on whatever hoodie I'm wearing in the evening
A magazine
A dog toy
His pacifier - somehow he got the whole thing in his mouth
The remote
My nose
His diaper (clean at least)
His pants
And that was all in the two hours we got to hang out after work. Lord knows what he tried to do while mil was watching him

[mrsdee1982]

literally anything that she can get to her mouth

and the dog...multiple times...

[littlemissgrump]

Feb 18, 2016 20:00:58 GMT -5 Joolschweets said:

littlemissgrump what the...?

Tell those damn pixies to stop leaving their lunch lying around!

I know, right? Sure it's all fun and games until they shrink my son!

It's from the Calico Critters belonging to one of my pixie friends.

Feb 18, 2016 20:00:58 GMT -5 Joolschweets said:

littlemissgrump what the...?

Tell those damn pixies to stop leaving their lunch lying around!

[wegrowsheep]

I sat T down on the rug in my parents' bathroom yesterday. When he was done giving the toilet a good pat, he set out to pick out every single speck of dirt in the rug and put it in his mouth.
So, pretty much everything. He even licks the kitchen floor.

[littlemissgrump]

Joolschweets my sister's and I had them too! So many tiny pieces! My nanny girl got them for Christmas and they are displayed on a baby-reachable shelf. Between that, her low art table, and and easel, Dash is in heaven trying to grab all the things and I chase him around and try to get him to play with his boring baby toys.
Edited to add that nanny girl expects me to color along with her during all this chasing. Fun fun fun!

[Deleted]

A piece of DS red clay/play dough. She succeeded!

[periwinkledaydreams]

budders those are all very realistic floor items, IMO! Then again I also am le suck at keeping my floors properly picked up, apparently.. LO has recently been being caught with strings of the upholstery from the underside of the couch, rubbery bits off the remote, onion peel, and always masses of my hair which are everywhere all the time.

[musicfrk2002]

Today involved all pieces of the nose frida. The blue part, the clear tube, the red part, and then he found the extra filters and was gnawing on the whole thing. He also was chewing on 3 different blankets today.

[pghtruelove]

Mar 7, 2016 22:51:30 GMT -5 @imapenguin said:

It would be so much easier to name the things my baby did not try to eat...because there is nothing on that list.

This exactly. Every single thing that she touches goes into her mouth!!