Things that make you feel stabby...?

[mandapanda1382]

I have another one. Late people. Not just the "something happened I'm going to be late," but the people who are NEVER on time. When you are like that I just assume you are an a-hole who thinks *your* time is way more important than anything else.

[islandlover]

Feb 4, 2015 7:36:21 GMT -5 Chrisse said:

These days? Everything. Everything makes me feel stabby.

This is me too

[DirtyLurker]

Feb 4, 2015 17:17:38 GMT -5 mandapanda1382 said:

I have another one. Late people. Not just the "something happened I'm going to be late," but the people who are NEVER on time. When you are like that I just assume you are an a-hole who thinks *your* time is way more important than anything else.

H is like this. Pisses me off. Funny thing is he complains the loudest when others are late. He is always the exception to his own rules.

[Deleted]

Feb 4, 2015 12:19:11 GMT -5 gingy said:

This whole Bruce Jenner becoming a woman thing really annoys me. They have been speculating about it forever and if it's true, just let the poor guy be! I'm sure it's hard enough for someone to make that decision, let alone someone that well known. If he wants to make it public, then fine, discuss. The speculation is just so mind bogglingly rude!

I hear he/she is doing a reality show called (and I kid you not) "Trans-Jenner".  But this is rumor.  

[joshan1719]

Feb 4, 2015 17:55:54 GMT -5 @lizziebennett said:

Feb 4, 2015 12:19:11 GMT -5 gingy said:

This whole Bruce Jenner becoming a woman thing really annoys me. They have been speculating about it forever and if it's true, just let the poor guy be! I'm sure it's hard enough for someone to make that decision, let alone someone that well known. If he wants to make it public, then fine, discuss. The speculation is just so mind bogglingly rude!

I hear he/she is doing a reality show called (and I kid you not) "Trans-Jenner".  But this is rumor.  

I mean... it's not a bad title for reality show... I actually chuckled.

[joshan1719]

Feb 4, 2015 18:06:14 GMT -5 @yodasmom said:

Everything is making me feel stabby lately. Now I'm wondering if it's my Mirena's fault...

If there's one thing that's making me especially stabby, it's my one crazy-ass coworker. When she's not screaming and throwing tantrums, she's standing around doing nothing, usually right in my way. After I mentioned I won't be in tomorrow (and I only told her so my other coworkers wouldn't have to put up with the resulting tantrum in the morning), she actually had the nerve to say our boss should make me come in anyway. Of course, she changed her tune as soon as she found out it's because we're going to DH's grandmother's funeral.
How I felt listening to her this morning:

"Our boss should make you come in anyway."

"Our boss should also duct tape your mouth shut and make you wear a bag over your head, but I guess we can't always get what we want, huh?"

[joshan1719]

Feb 4, 2015 18:57:51 GMT -5 @yodasmom said:

joshan1719 I'm constantly asking coworkers for duct tape for her mouth, so I LOLed at that one. If I had a dollar for every time she's threatened to quit since the beginning of the year, I could easily buy the $300 car seat I really want. If she'd only make good on that, we'd throw a huge goodbye party once she's gone.

I have no patience for that shit. If she worked where I worked she would know we all hated her.

[gingy]

Feb 4, 2015 17:55:54 GMT -5 @lizziebennett said:

Feb 4, 2015 12:19:11 GMT -5 gingy said:

This whole Bruce Jenner becoming a woman thing really annoys me. They have been speculating about it forever and if it's true, just let the poor guy be! I'm sure it's hard enough for someone to make that decision, let alone someone that well known. If he wants to make it public, then fine, discuss. The speculation is just so mind bogglingly rude!

I hear he/she is doing a reality show called (and I kid you not) "Trans-Jenner".  But this is rumor.  

Oh, I'm not below watching it. I think it would be pretty interesting and could potentially reduce some of the stigma of being transgender (is that the right term? I never know). I just think they should wait until he announces it to discuss it. The discussion is inevitable because he's a public figure.
And that is a pretty clever title.

[Chrisse]

Feb 4, 2015 19:22:14 GMT -5 gingy said:

Feb 4, 2015 17:55:54 GMT -5 @lizziebennett said:

I hear he/she is doing a reality show called (and I kid you not) "Trans-Jenner".  But this is rumor.  

Oh, I'm not below watching it. I think it would be pretty interesting and could potentially reduce some of the stigma of being transgender (is that the right term? I never know). I just think they should wait until he announces it to discuss it. The discussion is inevitable because he's a public figure.
And that is a pretty clever title.

Yea, I just heard on entertainment tonight that he wanted to wait until May to announce it....so, a little ahead of schedule.

[wandsandwine]

Feb 4, 2015 8:12:29 GMT -5 Chrisse said:

Feb 4, 2015 8:10:47 GMT -5 redhorizon343 said:

This buzzfeed post about a man who took a two hour class and now does his daughters hair. And everyone acts like he deserves a fucking trophy.

www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-single-dad-had-a-cosmetology-lesson-so-he-could-give-hi

The bar for dads is so fucking low.

Trophy level is when DH can do MY hair, because I sure as hell can't.

DH trying to put my hair in a ponytail when I broke my arm was a tragic fail.

[cdseno]

When H gets water everywhere and I inevitably step in it. I have to fight the urge to throat punch him every time. It happens a lot.

[prairiegirl]

My inlaws doing the 'drop in'. We all have phones, call or text before you come over. It's not that hard.

[withsilverwings]

Anti-vacc'ers make me stabby - more so when they spew "I don't get what the big deal is <measles, polio, etc> isn't dangerous" - WTAF

People who take their itty bitty babies to hockey/sports/venues they should have ear protection without ear protection - we saw so many at the hockey game on Monday, it made me stabby and sad.

"If not aloud please delete" - this makes me so stabby on FB. A) it's fucking ALLOWED not aloud and B) like the admins need your permission to delete your post if it's not allowed. These of course are the same people who then post "Why was my post deleted?"

[cdseno]

We use wool dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and H always manages to bring most of them up with his laundry and when I go to more clothes in the dryer I have to hunt them all down.

[mislogis]

People who block an entire aisle/lane waiting for a parking spot.

[puffandstuff]

People who are still writing checks to pay for stuff.

Companies who don't give you the option to pay online.

[sweeetp812]

Feb 4, 2015 13:48:03 GMT -5 skylark002 said:

Have you guys seen the blackish episode about the double standards for dads? It's great. If you have on demand, it was like the 3rd episode this season, maybe 2nd. He brings in cupcakes and is some kind of hero.

Yes !!

[Courtniko]

Feb 5, 2015 8:43:04 GMT -5 puffandstuff said:

People who are still writing checks to pay for stuff.

Companies who don't give you the option to pay online.

Or charge you for the convenienve of paying online. $1 convenience charge, ugh.

[sweeetp812]

Swaddlers. They clearly aren't designed for poops

[3magicbeans]

ok, if there is traffic backed up to an off ramp - the people who just drive up and butt in line - last night I freaked the eff out on somebody who did that, I'm lucky I didn't get shot. I was literally screaming alllll the swears (my kids weren't in the car)

I had a spot to pick to ram their car or I was going to yank my mirena out and throw it at their face or something ---- this prompted me to have Mirena removed.

[mrsnorris]

Feb 5, 2015 12:47:21 GMT -5 3magicbeans said:

ok, if there is traffic backed up to an off ramp - the people who just drive up and butt in line - last night I freaked the eff out on somebody who did that, I'm lucky I didn't get shot. I was literally screaming alllll the swears (my kids weren't in the car)

I had a spot to pick to ram their car or I was going to yank my mirena out and throw it at their face or something ---- this prompted me to have Mirena removed.

This drives me crazy (see what I did there? )!! I don't even have a mirena and it makes me crazy. Also, the people who let those assholes merge in once they cut ahead of everyone! Wtf- we need non-asshole-driver solidarity!

[sweeetp812]

mrsnorris I actually witnessed it once. We were stuck in traffic. It was a horrific accident with an hour delay and of course there were assholes who used the should lane to cut in. This big truck pulled out of the line and onto the shoulder to block the other assholes with similar ideas. It was great !

[Courtniko]

Feb 5, 2015 13:50:38 GMT -5 sweeetp812 said:

mrsnorris I actually witnessed it once. We were stuck in traffic. It was a horrific accident with an hour delay and of course there were assholes who used the should lane to cut in. This big truck pulled out of the line and onto the shoulder to block the other assholes with similar ideas. It was great !

Yes, I love when big trucks do that.  Once two big trucks just stayed side by side for a long stretch preventing anyone from cutting ahead in the lane with no accident, it made me happy.

[Chrisse]

Feb 5, 2015 13:53:45 GMT -5 Courtniko said:

Feb 5, 2015 13:50:38 GMT -5 sweeetp812 said:

mrsnorris I actually witnessed it once. We were stuck in traffic. It was a horrific accident with an hour delay and of course there were assholes who used the should lane to cut in. This big truck pulled out of the line and onto the shoulder to block the other assholes with similar ideas. It was great !

Yes, I love when big trucks do that.  Once two big trucks just stayed side by side for a long stretch preventing anyone from cutting ahead in the lane with no accident, it made me happy.

[sweeetp812]

Old slow people on phones in supermarkets that crash their cart into you because they are not paying attention

[sweetpies]

When people use the phrase "sleep like a baby" to mean someone slept soundly. This phrase had me duped as a ftm.

[khopec]

Brown nosers!!! All the ladies on my team thank the shit out of my boss for just doing her job. Example we have to use a new service so she provides us a list of what the service will and will not do. All the sudden 10 reply emails fill up my box "Thanks "insert boss ladies name" you are so amazing" Seriously?? I don't get 10 people kissing my ass when I do a basic task.

[yogini kiki]

Day 4 of this GD Whole30 diet. STABBY McSTABBERSON

[Chrisse]

Feb 5, 2015 16:35:20 GMT -5 yogini kiki said:

Day 4 of this GD Whole30 diet. STABBY McSTABBERSON

You're a better person than me. I looked at that diet. There were so many lists of things you couldn't eat, I felt like I needed a list of what you COULD eat. 

[wandsandwine]

Having to ask DH to get up and get the baby in the MOTN. I understand you don't want to but I do it without being asked, turn off the monitor and close the door to keep our room quiet so he can hopefully sleep while I'm with LO. When it's DHs turn I need to ask him to go, he turns on the light to find a shirt, and storms out so I get up to turn the light off turn off the monitor and close the door. I might as well have just taken care of the baby!!!! Ahhhh stabby stabby