NHIE+drinking thread.

[housecarder]

Apr 14, 2016 17:47:12 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

housecarder has some stories to tell

Haha which ones?

[wildflower810]

NHIE voted Democrat.

[wildflower810]

NHIE drank a Pepsi.

[housecarder]

NHIE like Gilmore Girls.

I get really irritated when I have pins show up on my Pinterest feed with Jared Padalecki and when I click on them they are GG and not Supernatural.

[bex15]

NHIE been in a play

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

NHIE been an online consultant. Jamberry, R+F, Shakeology, etc.

[bex15]

NHIE had anal

[bex15]

Are we drinking yet?? I just got home and poured a shot and some wine

[wildflower810]

NHIE been to a bar.

[icaughtfire]

Apr 14, 2016 17:30:36 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:28:01 GMT -5 housecarder said:

In case you get curious...

When did tossing salad go from puking to this? I must be old...

I think you're confusing "tossing your cookies" (puking) with "tossing salad" (licking buttholes.) One may lead to the other but they are not the same.

[wildflower810]

NHIE been to an OBGYN.

[housecarder]

Apr 14, 2016 17:55:35 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

NHIE been to an OBGYN.

Have you never had a pap or does your family doctor do that?

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

Apr 14, 2016 17:55:16 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:30:36 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

When did tossing salad go from puking to this? I must be old...

I think you're confusing "tossing your cookies" (puking) with "tossing salad" (licking buttholes.) One may lead to the other but they are not the same.

Derp. I haven't even been drinking.

[icaughtfire]

Apr 14, 2016 17:55:35 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

NHIE been to an OBGYN.

...are you doing DIY Pap smears or?

[wildflower810]

NHIE eaten swordfish

[housecarder]

Apr 14, 2016 17:57:09 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:55:16 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

I think you're confusing "tossing your cookies" (puking) with "tossing salad" (licking buttholes.) One may lead to the other but they are not the same.

Derp. I haven't even been drinking.

I would be wasted if I ever drank during these games. There's not a lot I won't try at least once.

[wildflower810]

Apr 14, 2016 17:56:50 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:55:35 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

NHIE been to an OBGYN.

Have you never had a pap or does your family doctor do that?

Family doctor. 

icaughtfire

[icaughtfire]

Apr 14, 2016 17:59:23 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:56:50 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Have you never had a pap or does your family doctor do that?

Family doctor. 

icaughtfire

I didn't know family doctors did this. I don't think I've ever had one that does? My family doctor is weird as fuck, DNW him in my lady garden.

[wildflower810]

NHIE had a beer.

[bex15]

NHIE pissed the bed

[housecarder]

Apr 14, 2016 18:01:27 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:59:23 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

Family doctor. 

icaughtfire

I didn't know family doctors did this. I don't think I've ever had one that does? My family doctor is weird as fuck, DNW him in my lady garden.

Every time you say lady garden I picture that scene in Now and Then where the mom is like "All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works."

[bex15]

NHIE posted a solo selfie

[icaughtfire]

Apr 14, 2016 18:08:20 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Apr 14, 2016 18:01:27 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

I didn't know family doctors did this. I don't think I've ever had one that does? My family doctor is weird as fuck, DNW him in my lady garden.

Every time you say lady garden I picture that scene in Now and Then where the mom is like "All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works."

Last night I told my husband "I can't treat my fuckingham palace like that!" and he died of laughter. RIP Mr. Fire

[bex15]

Apr 14, 2016 18:08:20 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Apr 14, 2016 18:01:27 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

I didn't know family doctors did this. I don't think I've ever had one that does? My family doctor is weird as fuck, DNW him in my lady garden.

Every time you say lady garden I picture that scene in Now and Then where the mom is like "All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works."

This makes me really want to watch Now and Then

[kbpkitty]

Apr 14, 2016 17:38:17 GMT -5 housecarder said:

NHIE seen the 50 shades of grey movie.

I made it 15 minutes in before I got too annoyed to continue. I counted it.

[hydrangea1019]

NHIE bought a purse more than $200

[hydrangea1019]

NHIE been west of Oklahoma

[bex15]

Apr 14, 2016 18:13:31 GMT -5 kbpkitty said:

Apr 14, 2016 17:38:17 GMT -5 housecarder said:

NHIE seen the 50 shades of grey movie.

I made it 15 minutes in before I got too annoyed to continue. I counted it.

Movie did suck but I read all 3 books and liked them. have never had better sex than that summer, day drinking at the pool plus hot book = happy Bex

[housecarder]

Apr 14, 2016 18:19:29 GMT -5 bex15 said:

Apr 14, 2016 18:13:31 GMT -5 kbpkitty said:

I made it 15 minutes in before I got too annoyed to continue. I counted it.

Movie did suck but I read all 3 books and liked them. have never had better sex than that summer, day drinking at the pool plus hot book = happy Bex

I read them, but there is better BDSM erotica out there that doesn't go into the unhealthy controlling aspects that he goes.

[kbpkitty]

Apr 14, 2016 18:19:29 GMT -5 bex15 said:

Apr 14, 2016 18:13:31 GMT -5 kbpkitty said:

I made it 15 minutes in before I got too annoyed to continue. I counted it.

Movie did suck but I read all 3 books and liked them. have never had better sex than that summer, day drinking at the pool plus hot book = happy Bex

I just CAN'T with the book. The excerpts I've read are such exquisitely bad writing that it's an instant ladyboner killer. I'm glad it was good for you though! Maybe this should have been my UO LOL.