Post by heartofglass on Apr 22, 2016 9:58:08 GMT -5
H is asleep. He worked all night and today is his birthday. I just found a dead frog at our diaper genie and I am leaving it there for him to dispose of when he gets up. Happy Birthday Lover.
I don't care about genital US, bare belly pics or saying gender instead of sex.
I'm a monster.
You also like blue for boys and pink for girls! Gasp!
FFFC... I'm glad I have boys because I hate pink, purple, and princess stuff. If I had girls they would rebel against my constant and deliberate attemps to raise them as tomboys by growing up to be mean girl style cheerleaders and super prissy and I would lose my damn mind. I fail at 99% of girl stuff.
So, it works? Because that's the important thing to know.
Yeah, it works. The cracks in my heels are pretty deep, so I think it will take some more tries to get them completely smooth, but there is definitely a big difference. I was super skeptical at first and didn't want to spend the money on it, but I think it was worth it
We were outside playing the other day and the kids were both so content and happy and I had to pee so bad the fight to get them both in for 10 seconds wasnt a fight I wanted to have (our yard is not fenced) so I found the most private spot I could and peed on the grass.
Bwaha haha. I did this exact same thing twice this week. DNW to lug a baby and get a content toddler up a flight of stairs from the yard just so I can pee. I just call these 'nature pees'
I remembered my OU from yesterday, which was half FFFC. I totally posted a sex reveal US picture of DS1 on TD when I was pg with him. It was a non issue back then and everyone did it. I still don't think those are a big deal, non 3D that is. It's not the same as an actual full frontal naked picture of a baby who is already born.
I also don't think the US pic reveals are a big deal. It's the tiniest little penis or vagina so who cares.
I didn't have any feelings that Prince died. But yesterday I was also on the phone with my brother who was bedside when his father in law died so we had a heavy talk about that. The last thing on my mind was Prince.
This one is pretty embarrassing. When I was younger and "exploring" my body... I felt what felt like a large lump inside my vagina, and when I pushed on it, I could feel it in my butt, so I was somewhat convinced I had colon cancer or something. Not convinced enough to tell anyone about it, however. After the initial conviction, I assumed I didn't have cancer since I never got sick, but I just assumed I had a weird growth, though no doctor ever mentioned it. It wasn't until I read Taking Charge of Your Fertility before TTC that I realized it was my cervix, jesus christ...
I kind of had a similar freak out in my teens. I started shaving and had a lump at my bikini line. My first thought was I have cancer not this is an ingrown hair so I almost fainted in the bathroom then I made my mom take me to the doctor.
It was an ingrown hair bump. Duh.
Ps after I almost fainted in the bathroom I realized there was a tampon up my butt
This is so totally super juicy <insert sarcasm here> but...
I have cried at least six different times this morning because my baby girl is FIVE today. She has four legs and fur. I'm crying because my dog is five. Lord help me on Bs first birthday.
I totally just thought you found out the new baby is a girl. I was so confused with the four legs part?
I'm gagging from the non shower posts haha. I literally shower twice a day because I cannot stand to go to bed with the day's filth on me. Now that I have written that out, I realize I'm a weird-o. Haha
kemdupuis, I have one of those too, and it's amazing how much stuff comes off of your foot!
I am so sick and tired of seeing all the crap posted on Facebook about Target and the bathroom situation. I don't care that they expressed their desire for everyone to feel comfortable and use whatever bathroom they identify with. My mom even texted me expressing her disgust. I told her if she wasn't comfortable to just use the family bathroom by the pharmacy.
I had oatmeal for breakfast...a good healthy oatmeal. Then I got to school and they had breakfast casserole for the teachers. I ate some of that too. I feel like a Fatty McFatterton.
H is asleep. He worked all night and today is his birthday. I just found a dead frog at our diaper genie and I am leaving it there for him to dispose of when he gets up. Happy Birthday Lover.
That is frogging awesome. Our husbands have the same birthday.
My FFFC: I scheduled a massage for him but the therapist screwed up and it got cancelled for today, so I technically haven't gotten him anything yet.
H is asleep. He worked all night and today is his birthday. I just found a dead frog at our diaper genie and I am leaving it there for him to dispose of when he gets up. Happy Birthday Lover.
That is frogging awesome. Our husbands have the same birthday.
My FFFC: I scheduled a massage for him but the therapist screwed up and it got cancelled for today, so I technically haven't gotten him anything yet.
Runs off to look for dead frogs...
Happy Birthday Mr. Tatersalad. It's the thought that counts, right? I've tried to get my H to get a massage, he needs it, but he doesn't want someone else 'rubbing oil all over him' as he puts it...
Post by tatersalad on Apr 22, 2016 13:33:59 GMT -5
It might also be a FFFC that I'm a licensed (though retired) massage therapist but I don't want to give my husband one so I pay someone else too. If I can't find any dead frogs I might have to bust out my table.
Post by jillywilly on Apr 22, 2016 13:37:28 GMT -5
@pcrunk - I actually forgot my dogs birthday this year. It was last week in the thick of DS getting pink eye and me getting sick. I felt horrible about it when I realized, and H told me I was crazy.
I just made brownies. I plan on telling H I made them for him to thank him for being so awesome the last few weeks, but really, I just wanted some brownie batter.
Post by wegrowsheep on Apr 22, 2016 13:48:45 GMT -5
Since you all think I totally have my shit together...
I stayed up til 1am looking up ballet summer sessions for myself, not DD. I have no plans for feeding my family lunch, or dinner. My children are watching their 3rd movie of the day, and it's not even noon. I had a healthy smoothie for breakfast, and then made cookie dough. Oops. I was going to be productive during naptime, but instead I'm snuggled in my bed next to T, wishing that someone else could be the adult here for the day because I'm tired, and would rather knit than parent.
Also, brownie batter and cookie dough.. my mouth is watering now. I am starving. I want one of those spicy southwest chicken salads from Chick-fil-A. I don't want to drive the 45 minutes to get one though. Ugh.
Post by tatersalad on Apr 22, 2016 14:59:54 GMT -5
wegrowsheep, while everyone is trading BFF's I have to tell you that you sound like one of my real life besties. Homemade everything, bicycle riding, mini bottles of champagne at work events and a level of dry humor that makes me laugh out loud.
I took the kids to Sonic for a treat after E's appointment. The confession part - I ate an entire order of mozzarella sticks (6) by myself on the 10 minute drive home.
Now I want mozzarella sticks. There's a local place in town that I love, they come with a very meaty marinara sauce. I could eat my weight in fried cheese.
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