Dear Evelyn, Please, please stop taking your socks and shoes off in the car. I hate having to find them and put them back on you when it's freezing out and all I want to do is go in where it's warm. Sincerely, Your mother who is going to start carrying you around shoeless.
Dearest Miranda, I know that you are still learning about the potty and while I appreciate your help in pulling toilet paper off the roll while I am using the potty, I do not need your help wiping. Love, Mommy with a few boundaries left
Lunch made Dinner in slow cooker Gym bag packed Toddler fed Toddler dressed Toddler wearing [almost] matching socks Out the door [almost] on time Got to work [almost] on time
Really? So many words you refuse to say, but you have no problem belting out the word PENIS while I'm changing your poopy diaper! And yes... Now we have to wash your hands little man.
Love, The woman who will be steam cleaning the carpet
TTC #1 9/2011 BFP 10/2012 DS 6/29/13 TTC #2 3/2014 TTA 2 months. Resumes in Nov 2014 Cyst removal Jan 2015 RE appointment July 15, 2015. Polyp removal Jan 2016 -poly & endometrial lining removed TTC resumes in April
Does he ever plan on leaving? Or is this an indefinite thing?
You know I can commiserate.
I have no idea. We're supposed to have a "schedule" of him rotating to the other BILs but he just doesn't leave. I don't get it. And to go back to lebanon would be a freakin miracle! A girl can dream
And he's been there for almost a year right?
I've never understood how someone can just leave their home for a seriously extended time (like a year).
TTC #1 9/2011 BFP 10/2012 DS 6/29/13 TTC #2 3/2014 TTA 2 months. Resumes in Nov 2014 Cyst removal Jan 2015 RE appointment July 15, 2015. Polyp removal Jan 2016 -poly & endometrial lining removed TTC resumes in April
Dear Gia, Please stop clinging to me all day and play with your hoard of toys.I promise I will still love you.Please sleep all night in your crib. I'm tired of being kicked and pinched. Oh,and changing your diaper does not require screams of bloody murder.
Dear mom and dad, I talked to you extensively over the past few months about myself and my little family moving back in with you for a temporary amount of time. You have been all excited about it, until I've actually started to move my shit in. Stop making comments under your breathe and stop telling me your stressed out, because I don't want to hear it. Also, I got a babysitter this morning so I can do more moving and now your making it a huge deal and making me move my schedule around? I'm about to go all crazy on you, because your really pissing me off. Oh, one other thing. Stop complaining about your bills and your finances! I don't want to hear it all the time. I have my own life and my own set of stress, I don't need you to pile yours on me too. Besides, you just got back from Cancun and you are going on a cruise in May. I don't want to hear it. Sincerely, Your stressed out daughter who is about to sit you down and give it to you straight. Sorry, that was long.
Dear H, Stop making plans with your friends and sleeping until 5 minutes before you are supposed to leave, and then complaining about not getting to see LO. These are your choices and your priorities. I don't care how you spend your time, you work hard, but quit your bitching about things you have control over!!
Sincerely, Your wife who spends all her time taking care of the kid and house
Dear SIL, I hate you! Please don't ever talk to me again. With love, Me
I want to love tit but I don't want to love this. I am sorry for whatever you're dealing with.
Just the dumb SIL I posted about a week or two ago that doesn't believe in IVF. I had to go to a family birthday party and she wants to sit and talk with me like we're best friends.
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