Until yesterday I thought a blue line on diapers meant automatic diaper change. Sometimes if the baby had two to three drops come out during diaper changes I would throw out a brand new diaper...cause BLUE LINE!!!
- I mocked my wife to many, many coworkers when she called me at work crying at 4 AM this morning because there was a damn frog in the house. I will continue to mock her for eternity about this situation.
- I have jokingly asked my wife if she feels like the baby is going to come today about 20 times. I think it's hilarious.
- I gave DS a cookie this morning right after my wife had brushed his teeth.
I'm pretty sure Mr. Vivela's would be that he still, nearly three weeks in, hasn't quite figured out how to hold the baby without acting like it is a bomb that will go off at any second.
Post by Flair Underwood on Jun 24, 2016 10:21:23 GMT -5
From Mr. Milf/underwood: When I decide what reason the baby is crying about - I will try for an hour to resolve that issue but never try anything else. For example: when I decided the baby had gas issues, I tried to burp him for 10 minutes when he woke up crying from a 2 hour nap before changing his diaper or giving him to my wife to feed.
Also - I don't understand why what I want to do won't calm the baby and it pisses me off. I want to sit here and read, so the baby should contentedly just rock. When he wants to be walked instead, I hand him back to my wife.
From Mr. Chriskoo: Until recently I thought the cervix was a part of the throat. Took baby class and learned that a cervix is not the same body part as the larynx.
From Mr. Titania (or I guess that would be Oberon )
I didn't realize how weirdly shaped babies heads were after they were born and I felt the need to confirm with every medical professional we came in contact with at the hospital that her head would indeed be normally shaped after some time.
Post by mymilkshake on Jun 24, 2016 14:45:00 GMT -5
H and I went out to run an errand without baby today and someone asked when I was due. H told I had a baby 5 days ago...awkward. But then H continues to harp on it. "We should go out for drinks and everyone will think your pregnant drinking!!" Oh haha Mr Milkshake. A simple "hun you look great would've sufficed rather than laughing about me still lookin pregnant. Are men literally missing a piece of their brain?
I have to share this story about DH and this seems like the appropriate thread. So when I got to the hospital the nurse did a cervical check and this is the conversation DH and I had afterwords.
DH: she must be really experienced to know how dilated you are with just her fingers
Me: (with confused look) what do you mean?
DH: well she didn't use any kind of instrument and she could tell how dilated you were
Me: Did you think there was some kind of cervical ruler?? Everyone does it with just their fingers. That's how it's done.
DH: Well that just doesn't seem accurate. There should be a ruler
My wife allows me to go to the gym at night. So I think the best time to leave is before the kids bedtime. Because putting A three and four Year old to bed while you have a fussy newborn is super easy.
I also find it necessary to use the bathroom whenever we get home from somewhere. I must stay in there for at least 30 minutes and I often tell my wife it took so long because my leg fell asleep.
I have to share this story about DH and this seems like the appropriate thread. So when I got to the hospital the nurse did a cervical check and this is the conversation DH and I had afterwords.
DH: she must be really experienced to know how dilated you are with just her fingers
Me: (with confused look) what do you mean?
DH: well she didn't use any kind of instrument and she could tell how dilated you were
Me: Did you think there was some kind of cervical ruler?? Everyone does it with just their fingers. That's how it's done.
DH: Well that just doesn't seem accurate. There should be a ruler
Me: ....
I don't know what to do with him sometimes!
Lol! I just read this aloud to my husband, and not surprisingly he agreed with mr. Zebra!
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