Some friday fun

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I got naked with an Easter egg because I am sexy as fuck.

[malvo]

I made out with Ronald McDonald because the voices in my head said so.

Gross.

[bekbek]

I kissed my lover because I haven't slept in days.

Sounds about right!

[sjep922]

I wrestled with a bowl of cereal because the voices in my head said so...

[babys2015]

I kissed Scott Eastwood because I love bacon.

[graciest719]

I got naked with a mop because I had one too many drinks.

**This may or may not be true.

[ladymike]

I cuddled with Cookie Monster because I'm sexy as fuck.

I hope he had lots of cookies. Mmmmmm.

[LesleyEO]

I made out with my professor because because I'm a total pimp.

Clearly

[TheTuna15]

I tripped over a volleyball because I'm sexy as fuck. Obviously.

[rvamama]

I tickled Luke Bryan because I'm awesome in bed.

Yessss! (Not the awesome in bed, but because LB)

[portuguesemama]

I tickled a guitar because the voices in my head said so.

If only I could play guitar, this might make sense?

[coleybug13]

I wrestled an Easter egg because I'm a total pimp

Hell yeah I am

[kfg10427]

I beat Ronald McDonald because I'm awesome in bed!