I was so excited to go grocery shopping by myself yesterday. I took my sweet time as I perused the aisles and got everything I needed for the week. I waited in line at the checkout for a good 10 minutes. When it was my turn, as she was ringing up my food, I realized I had forgotten my wallet in the diaper bag. At home. I was mortified. To be honest, I knew this was going to happen. It was just a matter of when. I'm going to blame this on mom brain.
I forget my bag of pumped milk at work all the time. I usually remember when I get in my car, but I've made it all the way home before remembering and had to turn around!
After DS1 was born I took the dogs to the vet about an hour away and forgot my wallet. DH called and gave them our credit card #, but then I got in the car and realized I didn't have enough gas to get home. DH had to take the afternoon off to bring me my wallet. Such a bad day.
Omg, I have it so bad. It's mostly just that I feel like I can't talk intelligently anymore. My brain will fart out in the middle of sentences or I won't be able to think of a specific word. And then I look like an idiot.
I have left the house MULTIPLE times without a bottle, like I have everything else, but no bottle. One time I went to lunch with my MIL and BIL and had forgotten a bottle so E cried the whole time, MIL and I had to take turns walking her around the restaurant while the other ate, BIL was so embarrassed.
Then today I got my step-MIL to come watch E while I went to my new classroom to work, only I got all the way there and parked before I realized I left my work key in the diaper bag at home...so I drove home and just stayed, it wasn't worth driving back.
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The other night I was using the flash light on my phone....to look for my phone.
I made DS1 look ALL OVER the house for my phone because I was busy cooking dinner...from a recipe on my phone. Poor kid- "you're not looking hard enough!...oh, wait"
I told DH he needed to be home from an OOT bachelor party by noon so I could get some errands done with lugging around DS. Well he decided to keep on waiting around there, and then text me saying he would be home around 1:00. Well I don't have time to wait so DS and I were just gonna go to the grocery store. I got outside with him when I realized I forgot my keys.
So now we are locked out of the house waiting on DH to come home.
I told DH he needed to be home from an OOT bachelor party by noon so I could get some errands done with lugging around DS. Well he decided to keep on waiting around there, and then text me saying he would be home around 1:00. Well I don't have time to wait so DS and I were just gonna go to the grocery store. I got outside with him when I realized I forgot my keys.
So now we are locked out of the house waiting on DH to come home.
I called my grandma the other day. She told me that her man friend that, lives with her, has pink eye. And she didn't have any idea how he got it. I was a smart ass and said "did puppy pup (her dog) fart on his pillow!?" (Referencing KU)
She got really silent for a min then goes. "I don't have puppy pup any more." I completely forgot he died last fall.
Post by creepyeyeball on Aug 8, 2016 13:25:41 GMT -5
A few weeks ago I was trying to back into the driveway to make unloading groceries easier. I cut it a little close to a tree so I decided to go forward and fix my mistake. Problem is I forgot to switch from reverse and just ended up gunning it straight into the tree. I don't know where my brain was. Worst part was DH and FIL were standing in the yard and watched me do it. I was so embarassed.
A few weeks ago I was trying to back into the driveway to make unloading groceries easier. I cut it a little close to a tree so I decided to go forward and fix my mistake. Problem is I forgot to switch from reverse and just ended up gunning it straight into the tree. I don't know where my brain was. Worst part was DH and FIL were standing in the yard and watched me do it. I was so embarassed.
I have been THIS CLOSE to driving right through the garage door sometimes because I have it in the wrong gear
Post by creepyeyeball on Aug 8, 2016 15:22:31 GMT -5
I was lucky there was minimal damage. A popped out part of a panel, but DH was able to pop it back most of the way. It still sticks out a little, but it's a 2002 Honda Odyssey. I don't really care how it looks. I just want it to last another few years until, Lord willing, we have another kid and outgrow the vehicle.
Post by creepyeyeball on Aug 16, 2016 13:34:46 GMT -5
My 3yo just beat me in memory. In fact, all the kids did. I was playing against all four. 5yo won, followed by a tie by the boys, then 3yo. I only got two matches and I was legitimately trying to play and win.
My 3yo just beat me in memory. In fact, all the kids did. I was playing against all four. 5yo won, followed by a tie by the boys, then 3yo. I only got two matches and I was legitimately trying to play and win.
Must get more sleep!!!
My mom likes to tell me about how I used to kick her butt in memory all the time when I was two/three!
My 3yo just beat me in memory. In fact, all the kids did. I was playing against all four. 5yo won, followed by a tie by the boys, then 3yo. I only got two matches and I was legitimately trying to play and win.
Must get more sleep!!!
My mom likes to tell me about how I used to kick her butt in memory all the time when I was two/three!
I make myself feel better by reminding myself that their little brains aren't swimming with 5000 to-do lists. They are only thinking about the moment and can clearly picture the cards.
My mom likes to tell me about how I used to kick her butt in memory all the time when I was two/three!
I make myself feel better by reminding myself that their little brains aren't swimming with 5000 to-do lists. They are only thinking about the moment and can clearly picture the cards.
Post by wineallthetime on Aug 16, 2016 17:41:30 GMT -5
When I was pregnant I was driving and turned around because I thought I'd forgotten my keys. I drove all the way home before I realized the keys were obviously in the ignition...
Also... one time while pregnant I got out of work, got in my car and drove to the place I typically park to get my car. I turned into the lot before realizing I was in my car. Another pregnant time I ran into another car in a parking garage. Pregnant me shouldn't drive.
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