Yucky Baby Stuff

[rubykitten]

Bring on your grossest stories! Trigger warning in case you're of the squeamish kind...

Here's mine:

Last night, I hopped in the shower and 5 minutes in baby girl started freaking out. H said it was fine, but she kept getting worse - hysterical shrieking and belly sobs.  She just wanted me.  So I hopped out of the shower and toweled off, but I didn't get dressed - I didn't have time dammit.  H passed her off and I started rocking her and singing, and she calmed down.  I sat down on the bed and leaned her back a little and then she had the biggest barf I've ever seen all down my front.  And let's just say it pooled in my lap  Baby girl started freaking out again, and H is just standing there in abject horror looking at my vomit vaj, which I'm trying to hold together so it doesn't get all over the bed, and I'm like "get a GD towel!" I toweled off and I was not going to put this child down again or else she would've freaked, so I got into bed with her and fell asleep. I have never felt so sticky gross in my entire life. 

[wineallthetime]

When my toddler was a baby, H was kinda throwing him up in the air. Then once he threw him up and the baby threw up right into H's open mouth. H then promptly threw up in the bathroom haha. Ew.

[rubykitten]

I feel like baby puking in your mouth is a right of passage. I did it to my dad when I was a baby and now I'm just waiting for LO to do it to me whenever we're playing airplane.

[wineallthetime]

Aug 16, 2016 18:56:26 GMT -5 rubykitten said:

I feel like baby puking in your mouth is a right of passage. I did it to my dad when I was a baby and now I'm just waiting for LO to do it to me whenever we're playing airplane.

Lol, I hope it's not a right of passage. I can't imagine the grossness! I'm gaging thinking about it!

[jags8]

DS has switched from multiple small/medium poops a day, to one humongous blow out every 2-3 days. Because he goes longer, they are now super thick instead of watery! DH was holding him when he had his first one. We had to clean it out of his belly button!

[renbee]

Aug 16, 2016 19:20:07 GMT -5 jags8 said:

DS has switched from multiple small/medium poops a day, to one humongous blow out every 2-3 days. Because he goes longer, they are now super thick instead of watery! DH was holding him when he had his first one. We had to clean it out of his belly button!

Omg yes! Ds had an epic poosplosion on Sunday after going a couple days. He was in his carseat and we were going through the drive thru are Wendy's and he was freaking out! We had to change him in the Wendy's parking lot and it was a disaster. Poop all down his legs 😩

[rubykitten]

Aug 16, 2016 19:20:07 GMT -5 jags8 said:

DS has switched from multiple small/medium poops a day, to one humongous blow out every 2-3 days. Because he goes longer, they are now super thick instead of watery! DH was holding him when he had his first one. We had to clean it out of his belly button!

Ahhhh, poop in the belly button. Happened to me a few weeks ago.

[minae01]

rubykitten, that is cringeworthy! A has spit up and it has pooled in my crotch, but I've always had clothes on!