Ruin A Wish Game

[MrsAdventure]

Saw this game on another board. I've never played it, but it looks fun. It's played like this, Person 1 states a wish:

"I wish my husband didn't snore."

Person 2 replies by granting the wish, and then ruining it:

"Wish granted. But he now has night terrors. He kicks and bites in his sleep."
"I wish I had a pizza."

Person 3 then replies by granting and then ruining Person 2's wish, and wishing something of their own. Easy Peasy. I'll start.



I wish I did not live so close to my FIL.

[kfo22]

You don't live close to him. He's a ghost who haunts you now.

I wish DH wasn't deploying.

[tacocat]

DH isn't deploying. But he is the secret lover of Bruce Jenner and is moving to LA to be on tv.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[tarynleann]

Your a millionaire but terrified to spend money!
I wish I had a new car!

[zengal]

Wish granted. But your legs fell off and you have to learn to drive it with your hands.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[moonandback]

Wish granted! But everything they cook is smothered in thousand island salad dressing.

I wish I had a bigger house.

[MrsAdventure]

Wish granted, but your neighbor is Justin Bieber and he still enjoys egging his neighbors houses.

I wish I could visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

[gldnbearz]

Wish granted. The house is infested with toxic mold.

I wish I had a clone to attend all my crazy work meetings so I can actually do work.

[moonandback]

Feb 11, 2015 2:56:21 GMT -5 gldnbearz said:

Wish granted. The house is infested with toxic mold.

I wish I had a clone to attend all my crazy work meetings so I can actually do work.

Wish granted, but the clone keeps volunteering to take on more projects with short deadlines.

I wish I could fly.

[zengal]

Wish granted. But now you have actual wings and you can't get shirts over them and managers are always asking you to leave so you don't scare other patrons.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

[jfh]

Wish granted. It was compiled by Lady Gaga.

I wish I wasn't getting gray hair.

[wildflower810]

Feb 11, 2015 6:45:29 GMT -5 zengal said:

Wish granted. But now you have actual wings and you can't get shirts over them and managers are always asking you to leave so you don't scare other patrons.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

Granted. But every bit of it is chevron.

I wish my hair was longer.

[ninergirl52]

Wish granted. But it grows to your ankles every night no matter how much you cut it.

I wish I lived on the beach.

[kfo22]

Feb 11, 2015 8:34:28 GMT -5 ninergirl52 said:

Wish granted. But it grows to your ankles every night no matter how much you cut it.

I wish I lived on the beach.

Granted. Now you have sand fleas.

I wish I had nice eyebrows.

[catlady22]

Wish granted. But everyday is a wind storm where you are pelted with sand.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[moonandback]

kfo22 Wish granted. You have 3 sets on your forehead.

I wish I had a pedicure.

[zengal]

Feb 11, 2015 8:19:14 GMT -5 jfh said:

Wish granted. It was compiled by Lady Gaga.

I wish I wasn't getting gray hair.

Wish granted. You aren't getting any hair because you're bald. And it turns out your scalp is leopard print. Who knew?

I wish it was warmer outside.

[jac409]

Feb 11, 2015 17:57:52 GMT -5 zengal said:

Feb 11, 2015 8:19:14 GMT -5 jfh said:

Wish granted. It was compiled by Lady Gaga.

I wish I wasn't getting gray hair.

Wish granted. You aren't getting any hair because you're bald. And it turns out your scalp is leopard print. Who knew?

I wish it was warmer outside.

Granted.  But, now that it's warmer, your house is being invaded by warm climate bugs like giant flying cockroaches and terrifying tropical spiders.

edit:  oops, almost forgot my wish!  I wish I could win the powerball tonight.

[ashleymm197]

Wish granted but the government taxed all of it away.

I wish I had a brand new house.

[millm0m]

You have a new house, but it has no windows. I wish I had curly hair!

[kylie]

You have curly hair - but it's 4 feet long.

I wish I had a teleportation device!

[wildflower810]

Feb 11, 2015 19:09:41 GMT -5 kylie said:

You have curly hair - but it's 4 feet long.

I wish I had a teleportation device!

Granted, but it only teleports between Walmarts.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[jjh1119]

! [/quote]
Granted, but it only teleports between Walmarts.

I wish I wasn't sick.[/quote]

Granted. But you have a terrible itch you can't scratch

I wish I was in the Bahamas

[gldnbearz]

Feb 11, 2015 20:17:37 GMT -5 jjh1119 said:

Granted, but it only teleports between Walmarts.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. But you have a terrible itch you can't scratch

I wish I was in the Bahamas

Granted but you're in a hurricane.

I wish I had a personal driver.

ETA - bleh. Quote fail.

[moonandback]

Feb 11, 2015 20:47:53 GMT -5 gldnbearz said:

Feb 11, 2015 20:17:37 GMT -5 jjh1119 said:

Granted, but it only teleports between Walmarts.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. But you have a terrible itch you can't scratch

I wish I was in the Bahamas

Granted but you're in a hurricane.

I wish I had a personal driver.

ETA - bleh. Quote fail.

Personal driver granted. Its Richard Simmons and he pulls you around in a wagon wearing his short shorts.

I wish I had a dog that was trained better.

[pixie523]

Feb 11, 2015 20:51:13 GMT -5 moonandback said:

I wish I had a dog that was trained better.

Granted! But now your kids won't be potty trained until they're in middle school.

I wish I had a personal masseuse.

[kfo22]

Granted! Your masseuse is Edward Scissorhands!

I love this game lol.
I wish LO would be interested in toys.

[wildflower810]

Feb 12, 2015 10:33:38 GMT -5 kfo22 said:

Granted! Your masseuse is Edward Scissorhands!

I love this game lol.
I wish LO would be interested in toys.

Granted. Now she wants all the latest fad toys and you go broke buying them.

I wish I could get a pedicure. 

[lissydee]

Feb 12, 2015 10:49:39 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

Feb 12, 2015 10:33:38 GMT -5 kfo22 said:

Granted! Your masseuse is Edward Scissorhands!

I love this game lol.
I wish LO would be interested in toys.

Granted. Now she wants all the latest fad toys and you go broke buying them.

I wish I could get a pedicure. 

wish granted.  A nice polish still won't hide the permanent corns and hammertoes.

I wish I could have a full 8 hours of interrupted sleep.

[zengal]

Wish granted. You sleep 8 straight hours each night, but you wake with no memory of the previous day.

I wish I had a caramel latte.