If I stop my car to let you cross the street even when you're not in a cross walk at least have the courtesy to give me the thank you wave & hustle just a little bit.
Wtf kid. Sleep. Night time is not a series of naps. I don't want to sleep train you again. But I just can't anymore. I can't see my screen at work or hold a normal conversation because my brain is junk. It's been 9 months. It's time to get yourself together and stay asleep.
Wtf DS with your new exorcist scream when your hungry, especially at bedtime? We've had the same bedtime routine for months. Have we ever not given you a bottle??
Post by ksyknelvr73 on Feb 11, 2015 9:36:55 GMT -5
WTF (grown adult woman, married with children) SIL. We were nice enough to let you spend the night at our house last night to do you a favor and then you're "not sure if you can make it" to your own nephew's birthday party this weekend? Don't expect any more favors from us.
Also another WTF to same SIL who apparently thinks it's okay to just come into my bedroom while I am getting ready for work, even though I'm not dressed. Not your house, don't just waltz into my bedroom unannounced.
Post by dplusbsquared on Feb 11, 2015 9:52:04 GMT -5
WTF DH?! When I tell you that DS and I are sick and that he woke up sick last night, don't effing say, "I know! Remember, you guys woke me up?" It's all about you, isn't it, ya bitch? WT-effing-F?
WTF DH?! When I tell you that DS and I are sick and that he woke up sick last night, don't effing say, "I know! Remember, you guys woke me up?" It's all about you, isn't it, ya bitch? WT-effing-F?
Yikes. I would have cut a B.
Not really. I'm not a psycho. I would have wanted to though
I just gave him the silent treatment & then he left for work. I may keep up the silent treatment all day! I could blame my sore throat!!
WTF DD's dad? Do I seriously have to get mad everytime you visit to be respectful and put your dirty slushy shoes on the mat and not the clean floor. Also, wtf and swearing because I told you to do that. Stop swearing around DD!!
WTF lady who made my wrap today. Why did you think wrapping the parchment paper INTO the sandwich was a good idea. Now I have to disassemble it or eat parchment paper.
WTF bank? Get your shit together so we can close on this house. Stop changing days and look at a fucking calendar so you can stop picking weekends to close when you won't be around!!!!
WTF Mom? It's my fault my kid hates traveling in a car for 10 hours?
WTF baby...why do you all of a sudden need a bottle in the middle of the night. (Or two last night) and refuse to go back to sleep until I give you one. I tried to rock you and comfort you with out a bottle, but after two hours of fussing, I gave in. How do we now break this habit (which we already broke once before) at 9 months?
Post by jennyinheaven on Feb 11, 2015 14:27:27 GMT -5
Wtf Romp n Roll , if you are canceling class because all the teachers are sick send out an email or something, don't just put a sign on the door for us to see after we drove there!
Wtf it is Wednesday already? Wtf DD with the refusal to sleep til almost 4 hours past bedtime, then waking up 2 more hours early this morning? Those love bites when you don't want to fall asleep don't feel good, and now I am afraid we are going to be 2 hours off all day. Yuck. Wtf hang-up voicemails. Who are these random damn phones calling me?
Post by luckynumbers on Feb 11, 2015 16:08:27 GMT -5
WTF, DH? You tell me this morning that one of the cats shit outside of the litter box, while I was getting ready, and I assumed that you were enough of an adult to clean it up, so I went on my merry way, getting myself ready, getting our daughter ready, packing my things, packing her things, and feeding her before I left the house this morning. Well, you proved me wrong!
An hour after you left, and there is the cat shit, outside of the litter box. WTAF?!
WTF b*tch lady in the white accord... Almost running me off the road just to try to pass the car in front of you... NOT OKAY! Also, WTF same b*tch... giving ME the finger is also NOT OKAY!
If I didn't have to go to work I would've stopped and kicked your a$$!!!
Wtf baby I-only-eat-at-night? ? Why do you keep refusing bottles during the day only to wake demanding food multiple times during the night? Not cool, baby. Not cool.
WTF daycare provider. You got DH and I worked up over the thought of DD being behind, made us feel like we weren't doing enough for her, etc and it was all for nothing. Her 9 month was today and Pedi said she was doing great and all those things daycare provider was concerned about, not a problem yet.
I do realize she meant well and I do appreciate her expressing concerns. It's just none of the things she mentioned are even on the radar of things to be worried about if not doing at 9 months, like crawling.
WTF daycare provider. You got DH and I worked up over the thought of DD being behind, made us feel like we weren't doing enough for her, etc and it was all for nothing. Her 9 month was today and Pedi said she was doing great and all those things daycare provider was concerned about, not a problem yet.
I do realize she meant well and I do appreciate her expressing concerns. It's just none of the things she mentioned are even on the radar of things to be worried about if not doing at 9 months, like crawling.
WTF baby...why do you all of a sudden need a bottle in the middle of the night. (Or two last night) and refuse to go back to sleep until I give you one. I tried to rock you and comfort you with out a bottle, but after two hours of fussing, I gave in. How do we now break this habit (which we already broke once before) at 9 months?
DD does this every so often so I just go with it because it is so much easier getting her back to sleep if I just feed her after waiting a few minutes to see if she will go back to sleep than it is if I don't feed her and try to get her back to sleep. The fact that she doesn't do it all the time to me makes me think she is in a growth spur when she does it and when she is over it she stops doing it. So it isn't like we are building a pattern that will need to broken at some point.
WTF daycare provider. You got DH and I worked up over the thought of DD being behind, made us feel like we weren't doing enough for her, etc and it was all for nothing. Her 9 month was today and Pedi said she was doing great and all those things daycare provider was concerned about, not a problem yet.
I do realize she meant well and I do appreciate her expressing concerns. It's just none of the things she mentioned are even on the radar of things to be worried about if not doing at 9 months, like crawling.
What were they saying she's behind on?
That she wasn't crawling, sitting up on own or pulling herself up yet. We don't make her hold her own bottles. Her pedi wasn't concerned since she sits and stands really well, really great balance. I don't force the bottle because during week only one I give her is the before bed and it's wind down cuddle time. She holds so many other thing well.
WTF baby...why do you all of a sudden need a bottle in the middle of the night. (Or two last night) and refuse to go back to sleep until I give you one. I tried to rock you and comfort you with out a bottle, but after two hours of fussing, I gave in. How do we now break this habit (which we already broke once before) at 9 months?
DS needed a MOTN feeding until 13 months. DD is still taking one at about 9.5 months. Thankfully they generally are/were only up long enough to fill their tummy and then they pass right back out. It's pretty common at this age.
My WTF goes out to my kids. The past week has been crazy with developmental and physical milestones for them both. DS (he's 3) has figured out he can open knobbed doors and that he can climb over the furniture to get over the newly installed (for sister) baby gate. Keeping him in his bed has been a challenge this week. DD is in the midst of a monster round of teething. She's cut 3 in the last 2 weeks and there's another thisfreakingclose. Plus she's hitting big milestones like taking first steps and waving. Part of me is loving that they are doing all this stuff...but the other part of me just wants to sleep since all this newness messes up their sleeping. I got 5 hours of sleep last night and it felt AMAZING.
WTF DS! Why the 3am wake up and refusal to go back to bed until 5?? That is literally the worst time to be awake!
These are the worst! If DD wakes up after 3 she is ten times harder to get back to sleep. Its like she knows the morning is near so lets just stay up and hang out, me on the other hand, I just keep looking at the small window of time to go back to sleep before getting up for work dwindle away with each passing minute.
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