TP Friday

[chiawombat]

Well. I feel like we should hit the obvious: bumpmay? Punch punch.

We were happy dammit. And I don't like change.

[bepandnick]

I want to TP my MIL.

Today is my mom's 65th birthday. We sent her flowers and she posted a pic on FB to thank us. MIL passive aggressively commented on how nice it must be to get such beautiful flowers for her birthday. Eff you lady, it's not about you.

[HatTrick]

TP to my MIL who is upset and crying to my SO that we won't be coming over tomorrow for her birthday dinner. The reason we are not going is because her mother has pneumonia and she has the flu! Of course none of us are going to be around that!

[squirm]

TP Neutrogena bb cream for making me break out like a 15 year old. I fhate you.

[bluedot]

Exactly what I was coming in for.

Tomorrow DH has a diaper party for dudes. I'm pretty good friends with the wife. So I said if she was around I'd go with him and hang with her. It's a 2 hour drive each way... he just found out the wife is working so I said I would rather pass since she won't be home until 2-2.5 hours into the party and that's a lot of driving for T in one day. DH is flipping his shit that I won't go. Because "I never want to mess up T's schedule or do anything"

Sorry dude driving 4 hours to then sit around for 2 by myself while you hang with guys to then see my friend for an hour and drive 2 hours home just doesn't make sense to me.

[Deleted]

TP to target. For hating canada. And screwing my family on jobs.
TP to the wind. Air shouldn't hurt my face.

[shellbell]

TP to my stupid cough.

[bluedot]

Jan 16, 2015 18:48:26 GMT -5 megash113 said:

bluedot that's just stupid. Screw off, YH. He probably just wants a designated driver.

@cattucino "air shouldn't hurt my face" just killed me

I thought so too... he doesn't want to drink though... So I think he thought having me and T there would get him out of that... all I see is the other guys saying make me drive home

[hashtagrainbow]

I want to TP time because there's just not enough in my day. I'm exhausted and don't want to clean my house tonight. I just want to sit on my ass and watch Criminal Minds on Netflix. Is that too much to ask?

[cd7211]

TP to companies like ADT for making it so expensive to cancel a contract, so it looks like ill be paying for whoever rents this house next's security system for the next 2 years.
Also TP to myself for not reading, or asking, how long the contract is for. I guess I just thought it was a month to month thing and not signing me into 3 whole fyears

[utpony]

I have a few...

1. I want to TP my employer for putting me on reduced hours.

2. I want to TP my boss for being a twatwaffle. I've worked an avg of 14 hour days for 2 weeks to get something done for him. Not even a simple thank you.

3. Another TP goes to the mom that brought her sick kid to a party last weekend and spread the cooties to the other kids and some of the parents. Including me.

4. And the final TP, to my mom. Who for the first time in 34 years has completely forgot my birthday. I hinted that it was tomorrow as a friendly reminder, and she didn't pick up on it. Thanks mom.

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Jan 16, 2015 18:44:26 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Exactly what I was coming in for.

Tomorrow DH has a diaper party for dudes. I'm pretty good friends with the wife. So I said if she was around I'd go with him and hang with her. It's a 2 hour drive each way... he just found out the wife is working so I said I would rather pass since she won't be home until 2-2.5 hours into the party and that's a lot of driving for T in one day. DH is flipping his shit that I won't go. Because "I never want to mess up T's schedule or do anything"

Sorry dude driving 4 hours to then sit around for 2 by myself while you hang with guys to then see my friend for an hour and drive 2 hours home just doesn't make sense to me.

Ugh. My DH complains about this too. Sorry, but I'm the one that has to put up with cranky baby who is 4+ hours off his schedule while you ask me twenty questions about why the baby is crying.

Just no.

[Deleted]

I would like to TP my boss who yelled at me in front of everyone for taking a 4 min phone call from daycare letting me know my baby was doing better after screaming in his new classroom during drop off.

[bluedot]

Jan 16, 2015 20:55:57 GMT -5 redcoat said:

Jan 16, 2015 18:44:26 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Exactly what I was coming in for.

Tomorrow DH has a diaper party for dudes. I'm pretty good friends with the wife. So I said if she was around I'd go with him and hang with her. It's a 2 hour drive each way... he just found out the wife is working so I said I would rather pass since she won't be home until 2-2.5 hours into the party and that's a lot of driving for T in one day. DH is flipping his shit that I won't go. Because "I never want to mess up T's schedule or do anything"

Sorry dude driving 4 hours to then sit around for 2 by myself while you hang with guys to then see my friend for an hour and drive 2 hours home just doesn't make sense to me.

Ugh. My DH complains about this too. Sorry, but I'm the one that has to put up with cranky baby who is 4+ hours off his schedule while you ask me twenty questions about why the baby is crying.

Just no.

Boom. Exactly.

[cd7211]

Jan 16, 2015 21:00:58 GMT -5 Dreaming said:

Jan 16, 2015 20:39:58 GMT -5 cd7211 said:

TP to companies like ADT for making it so expensive to cancel a contract, so it looks like ill be paying for whoever rents this house next's security system for the next 2 years.
Also TP to myself for not reading, or asking, how long the contract is for. I guess I just thought it was a month to month thing and not signing me into 3 whole fyears

Can you transfer your contract to your new apartment or house??

So far everywhere I'm looking won't take them, I'm hoping I can find a place that will but a lot of apartments won't. TP to them too!

[kimmerz424]

TP to my DH who "loved my chicken tortilla soup except for the tortillas" " it would be great if you picked out all the tortillas and put it over rice and it would be quicker than making a new dinner tomorrow"

[mevaroo]

utpony having your birthday forgotten sucks! I'm sorry. When is it?

[mevaroo]

TP to my dog because he keeps barking (at nothing!) and woke the baby up from napping.

[Deleted]

I don't have a TP today, but I just had to say that cheese pizza > all other pizza.

Kgoodnight.

[hashtagrainbow]

[utpony]

mevaroo it's not until tomorrow. I could just tell by talking to my mom she had totally forgot. Oh well. DH is fully aware it's tomorrow so that's all that matters ?

[utpony]

And that is so not a wink emoji....

[danaadell]

Jan 16, 2015 21:43:38 GMT -5 mevaroo said:

TP to my dog because he keeps barking (at nothing!) and woke the baby up from napping.

This is me every day.

[danaadell]

Tp weekend work. It's my weekend to go in and I don't wanna.

[ellewills618]

TP to the battery in my sons smoke detector that died 50 minutes in to bed time.