Open Letter Thursday

[yalllow]

Dear John....

[yalllow]

Dear State Surveyors- -

I know it's all important and stuff to make sure we aren't causing mayhem in our facility and all....



.. but you're camped by the potty I like to poop in everyday after lunch.... and it's cramping my bowel:::cough::: I mean style.

[linzerd]

Dear Pump,

I do not appreciate that the second I strap you on, my neck begins to hurt. I have already completely changed my employment by only working at home, for only 3 days a week...making it so I only need to hang out with you once a day while Aubrey is at DC, so..fuck off, you fickle bitch.

Not sincerely,
This bitch over here.

PS-Counting down the days until you are out of my life at least until #2 comes along...only 25 days left!

[ntdane]

Dear Keira,

Please go back to sleeping at night. I love you but I don't need to see you every hour of the day and night.

Love,
Your mama who's about to crack

[younglove316]

Dear DD,
I've given in and let you take your naps on me to save us some sanity so please just take your 2nd nap without a fight. You were doing so good and I know you are tired because you rub your eyes and cry. So please, just nap!

Love,
Your mama who needs the break

[monster]

Dear LO,
Thank you for sleeping well last night. Keep up the good work!
Love,
Mama

Dear LO's shoes that I just bought a week ago,
Why did you disappear into thin air? Could you please re-appear soon?
Thank you,
Lady who paid a small fortune for baby's first real shoes only to have them disappear 2 days later


ETA- My letter was answered and the shoes were found!!!! So happy.

[bebeski]

Dear winter,
Go the eff away.
Sincerely,
someone developing S A D.

[RandomName]

Feb 12, 2015 19:28:46 GMT -5 bebeski said:

Dear winter,
Go the eff away.
Sincerely,
someone developing S A D.

Do you have or use one of those photo therapy lights?
Eta: I hope this is not a in Canada only thing.

[lincbeesmom]

Dear LOs teeth,

Give me my baby back. Teething Linc sucks.

Signed,

Me

[RandomName]

Dear LO,
When I'm walking down icy stairs holding you, please help out a bit. Leaning forward to watch the ground - while likely fun - makes it hard on Mommy.
Love,
Your balance-challenged Mom

[jjsmom80]

Dear JJ,

I know you've had a double ear infection and sleep has been really hard, but i took you to the Dr today and she said it's gone, so i would really appreciate it if you did not wake up screaming every hour tonight. You are a super sleeper most nights and three weeks of this mommy not sleeping right is making her a total bitch at work. Please. Sleep. Kid

Love Mom

[yalllow]

Feb 12, 2015 19:32:26 GMT -5 RandomName said:

Feb 12, 2015 19:28:46 GMT -5 bebeski said:

Dear winter,
Go the eff away.
Sincerely,
someone developing S A D.

Do you have or use one of those photo therapy lights?
Eta: I hope this is not a in Canada only thing.

I have a SAD light!

[yalllow]

Dear Son1

I'm really proud I kept my frustration and rage inside when you deleted my entire phone tonight.

I'll just displace it on your father later like I always do.

Love ya even though part of my life is missing now,

Mama

[killerqueen79]

Dear, Kanye
Shut the hell up! You are a talentless punk who shouldn't be allowed in awards show.
Sincerely, Not!

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2015 1:51:40 GMT -5 killerqueen79 said:

Dear, Kanye
Shut the hell up! You are a talentless punk who shouldn't be allowed in awards show.
Sincerely, Not!

Kanye is not talentless. He is a douche though.

[bebeski]

RandomName - I have been thinking about getting one of those lamps. My dad uses one and he lives in upstate NY. I just hate the grey cold days