Let's laugh

[Susan0utLoud]

Seems like we need a good meme/gif/make us laugh thread.

[Susan0utLoud]

[emmagk]

Last night in the bath DS told me he eats penis. I could not stop laughing

[Susan0utLoud]

[jennyinheaven]

[becole]

Lately DS has been in the bath tub and announced "I pee in my hand."

He will not stop peeing in his hand.

[jennyinheaven]

this is everything in my apartment including the bathtub crayon drawings in the shower even though I scrub it daily

[becole]

"Stop talking John."

DS keeps saying that to my H when my H is getting aggravated and talking. His name is not John. But he won't call him Dad, he says his first name. Which is hilarious because I'm sure before I have told H to stop talking.

[lrmrtn]

Every time I change a poopy diaper, DS says "no eat poopy, it's yuck!" I wonder what happened at DC that made him learn this...

[Susan0utLoud]

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Nightly I have to say "No Tom Hanks until you eat your dinner." Kid is obsessed with all Tom Hanks movies now.

Daily, I hear J say "Silly ghosts." or "Get out of here, ghosts!" in his room.

[lrmrtn]

A lot of mornings when I go to get DS, he'll say "back to sleep" and I say "mommy wants to go back to sleep. Can I go back to sleep?" His response: "No mommy, you're too big."

[Susan0utLoud]

Jan 19, 2017 13:29:20 GMT -5 @whimsy said:

Nightly I have to say "No Tom Hanks until you eat your dinner." Kid is obsessed with all Tom Hanks movies now.

Daily, I hear J say "Silly ghosts." or "Get out of here, ghosts!" in his room.

I can't laugh at the ghost part, though. Creepy!

[lecky11]

Jan 19, 2017 13:29:20 GMT -5 @whimsy said:

Nightly I have to say "No Tom Hanks until you eat your dinner." Kid is obsessed with all Tom Hanks movies now.

Daily, I hear J say "Silly ghosts." or "Get out of here, ghosts!" in his room.

G keeps talking about ghosts lately too. Last week, she woke up from her nap and pointed to the middle of the room and said Dada. And the past two nights she has wanted me to stay in her room. I asked her last night what is scaring her, she said Dada. I don't know if she's remembering dreams or what. Then again DH and FIL looked a lot like...

[lrmrtn]

Jan 19, 2017 14:31:07 GMT -5 lecky11 said:

Jan 19, 2017 13:29:20 GMT -5 @whimsy said:

Nightly I have to say "No Tom Hanks until you eat your dinner." Kid is obsessed with all Tom Hanks movies now.

Daily, I hear J say "Silly ghosts." or "Get out of here, ghosts!" in his room.

G keeps talking about ghosts lately too. Last week, she woke up from her nap and pointed to the middle of the room and said Dada. And the past two nights she has wanted me to stay in her room. I asked her last night what is scaring her, she said Dada. I don't know if she's remembering dreams or what. Then again DH and FIL looked a lot like...

DS is also talking about monsters, like "oh no, there's a monster in there!" and he also refuses to go into dark rooms saying it's "scary" and won't go in until I turn on a light or go in first.  He's fine in his room with a nightlight though.

[emmagk]

DS talks about ghosts a lot, but he watches a lot of paw patrol that has ghost episodes

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He doesn't seem scared of ghosts, so that part is funny to me. He loves Haunted Mansion ride so I figured those are the ghosts he's thinking of.

[lecky11]

Jan 19, 2017 14:39:48 GMT -5 emmagk said:

DS talks about ghosts a lot, but he watches a lot of paw patrol that has ghost episodes

Yea, she keeps watching the Halloween Bubble Guppies episode so I didn't think anything of the ghost talk until she told me she saw Dada.

[emmagk]

Jan 19, 2017 14:45:30 GMT -5 lecky11 said:

Jan 19, 2017 14:39:48 GMT -5 emmagk said:

DS talks about ghosts a lot, but he watches a lot of paw patrol that has ghost episodes

Yea, she keeps watching the Halloween Bubble Guppies episode so I didn't think anything of the ghost talk until she told me she saw Dada.

it is creepy when they get specific. DS told me the ghost was watching TV on the couch wearing a hat. 

[lulu]

Jan 19, 2017 13:02:04 GMT -5 emmagk said:

Last night in the bath DS told me he eats penis. I could not stop laughing

Yuk this is such a boy thing! DS went through a stage of telling me (with nom nom actions) that he was "eating willy".

[emmagk]

Jan 19, 2017 14:48:50 GMT -5 lulu said:

Jan 19, 2017 13:02:04 GMT -5 emmagk said:

Last night in the bath DS told me he eats penis. I could not stop laughing

Yuk this is such a boy thing! DS went through a stage of telling me (with nom nom actions) that he was "eating willy".

why are boys so disgusting! And so obsessed with their junk!

[Susan0utLoud]

[activebaby]

Ds is doing a few "funny" things. He has been saying "thank you John" to h (except using H's name), ds thinks it is hilarious to say daddy or my brother are girls or that they have "ginas" (va-gina).

[jennyinheaven]

This is funny. The other day I was out with DD and we used a public rest room at a book store. Anyway I had to go also, I'm trying to make sure she doesn't touch much etc. I pull my pants up, give her purell for her hands, wash mine and open the door, yelling "Come on J let's go" She comes shuffling behind me saying in a worried voice "pants down, pants down" but still walking out into the store. Mom of the year, I forgot to pull her pants up after going.

[springbeduk]

Last weekend I was cooking and dd wanted me to hold her ("uppy") and I said she had to wait.
(Plaintively) "I can't wait."
"Why not?"
"I don't have my brains."
"Where did your brains go?"
(Shrug) "they fell out."
There was more about where/how they fell out, but it was jumbled and I can't remember it.

[meggypoo1]

MH uses "Ok Google" a lot. Today Clara is reading in the back seat and her say "Ok Google, what's the name of this cat?"

[lrmrtn]

DH was changing DS's poopy diaper and DS said "shit." And then said "no say that, it's a bad word."

[britab]

In the bathroom at the grocery store:
Mom, are you peeing? Are you pooping? I see a little poop. Now I see a big poop.

During her turn:
I'm pooping. I like when I hear the poop splash!

Sorry customers!

While holding her baby and eating popcorn:
Baby you can't have this snack. It's just for momma.

I'm a mama I do a lot of dishes and my baby cries a lot.

[scout251]

www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/juliareinstein/best-womens-march-signs?client=safari

Some of these are hilarious

[activebaby]

Jan 21, 2017 18:45:04 GMT -5 scout251 said:

www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/juliareinstein/best-womens-march-signs?client=safari

Some of these are hilarious

I put a pic on the private board. It was a preg announcement along with the march today.