I mean, if you've ever been to a dancehall club, you know know real (and sometimes violent) the dancing can get. A wine and head stand are like level 2.
Post by librarychica on Feb 22, 2017 15:04:30 GMT -5
Personally I love to dance and don't care that I look like an idiot at least half the time -- as long as there's no video. There is video of me singing/dancing at my bachelorette party and have never watched it. Just its existence makes me cringe.
Mr Tlex thinks I am truly the most amazing dancer ever and that's how I know he really doesn't have a hope of ever learning to dance, because he can't even tell what it should look like.
My husband is the worst dancer on the planet. And every time he dances, which is usually if he's properly liquored up, he has this big strange grin on his face and he just sort of waves his body back and forth in a strange motion.
My husband is the worst dancer on the planet. And every time he dances, which is usually if he's properly liquored up, he has this big strange grin on his face and he just sort of waves his body back and forth in a strange motion.
It is the worst.
Mine kind of puts his hands up in a "not guilty" pose and does a strange and jerky kick step. And he looks at me with the most earnest eyes like "is this ok?"
My husband is the worst dancer on the planet. And every time he dances, which is usually if he's properly liquored up, he has this big strange grin on his face and he just sort of waves his body back and forth in a strange motion.
It is the worst.
Mine kind of puts his hands up in a "not guilty" pose and does a strange and jerky kick step. And he looks at me with the most earnest eyes like "is this ok?"
hahahaha lets get them together and take notes and laugh when they aren't looking.
R refuses to dance and had he had his way, we wouldn't have even done a first dance at our wedding.
I was really worried about DH at our wedding. I knew he would do the first dance, but had little hope for anything else. Maybe it was the copious amount of White Russians, maybe it was the love in the air, but he was on the dancefloor with me most of the night.
All other weddings, he sits at our table alone like a creep. At least he knows it's a him problem and doesn't get weird about it.
When MH and I were engaged, we got very drunk at a wedding and went all out with the crazy interactive DJ. Like worst/best wedding dancing, you know? Anyway, the DJ enjoyed us so much he offered to do our wedding for free.
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Mr Tlex thinks I am truly the most amazing dancer ever and that's how I know he really doesn't have a hope of ever learning to dance, because he can't even tell what it should look like.
My husband is the worst dancer on the planet. And every time he dances, which is usually if he's properly liquored up, he has this big strange grin on his face and he just sort of waves his body back and forth in a strange motion.
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