Last night my dad told me he took a spontaneous trip to Vegas and stayed at The Trump.
I was thisclose to hanging up on him.
My SM's sister and her husband are in town for Easter so we'll be seeing them Sunday. My uncle is a cop, so are two of my cousins, and they're all still in love with the maniac. I'm seriously not sticking around if the dinner conversation steers towards politics. It always does, but that's never bothered me before.
Post by wineallthetime on Apr 13, 2017 11:01:06 GMT -5
I typically always put my wine glasses in the dishwasher and I throw my wine bottles in our recycling. However, when my in-laws come over to watch the kids on Thursdays I always hand wash any wine glasses and hide most wine bottles before they come over so they don't see them.
I'll throw one in, I'm secretly bummed I didn't get mastitis one day later. That way I would have had a whole day without my H and the kids to recover. I need a day without people around me.
Haha, totally understandable! It's hard to be sick and still feel 'needed'.
SO to that.... Do you y'all shower before or after sex or both? I always shower before sex, so now I'm wondering if I smell of sex the next day lol.
I don't recall ever making a point to shower before.
Lol it's probably weird. But Tim "takes care of me" about 90% of the times we have sex.... So I guess I do it out of courtesy lol. I mean... it's no walking dead sex down there, but I like it fresh and clean for that.
Team shower the next morning. But depending on how enthusiastic DH was and how much I run in the morning, I sometimes book it to the shower. DNW that mix of smells.
I get skeeved out watching oral sex during period (ie Victorian or old roman) shows. I can't get past the hygiene at the time.
I read this multiple times and thought you meant oral sex during someone's period on Victorian or Roman shows. I was about to ask what kind of shows are you watching!
Post by wineallthetime on Apr 14, 2017 6:42:44 GMT -5
I'm confused by the showering before sex. Like sure, if you know it's going to happen. But what about when it's spur of the moment? Do you say, "oh hold up and let me shower first, stay right there!"?
I'm confused by the showering before sex. Like sure, if you know it's going to happen. But what about when it's spur of the moment? Do you say, "oh hold up and let me shower first, stay right there!"?
That's kind of what I was thinking too . . . . "well we have sex scheduled for 8.30, so I better get in the shower by 8."
Post by yummeecookee on Apr 14, 2017 7:45:17 GMT -5
Confession: I had the weeks mixed up on the kids' DC spirit calendar. I had thought that Monday 04/10 was pajama day so sent them in their jammies. I am just now realizing Pajama Day is THIS Monday, 04/17. I feel bad.
I'm confused by the showering before sex. Like sure, if you know it's going to happen. But what about when it's spur of the moment? Do you say, "oh hold up and let me shower first, stay right there!"?
I am a night showerer so by default I would shower before. But I don't plan sex around my showering schedule.
Once DD was going from a pool party to a soccer game. I forgot to bring her underwear so I convinced her Soccer players don't wear underwear. I then struggled to take my words back when she no longer wanted to wear underwear to soccer ever.
Post by klongoria11 on Apr 15, 2017 19:30:39 GMT -5
I do half and half. Middle to front and middle to back. I recently learned mh stands to wipe. I have no idea how it's even possible. When you stand your butt checks go together, how can you get between them?
I do half and half. Middle to front and middle to back. I recently learned mh stands to wipe. I have no idea how it's even possible. When you stand your butt checks go together, how can you get between them?
ETA: butt cheeks, not checks.
I kind of do the same thing. I usually do the front part first and then the back.
I get a UTI every single time I don't pee immediately after sex, so I do not mess with wiping the wrong way. Peeing blood isn't cute.
Would your Dr give you a low dose antibiotic to keep on hand? When I used to get them All. The. Time. After sex, but obgyn prescribed me a low dose to take after sex. It was a huge help.
I seem to have grown out of that horrible part of life, but I'm still scarred enough that I make a point of using the bathroom after sex.
No need. I'm pretty quick to jump out of bed. I'd make some joke out of it, but DH spent a night in the ER with me early on in our relationship so he knows what's up.
Post by klongoria11 on Apr 15, 2017 21:21:38 GMT -5
I once accidentally ripped an uncirc'd penis during sex. Nothing like blood shooting everywhere while DTD. We went to the ER and the docs had no clue. They kept poking at it and pulling it back, then wondering why it kept bleeding. Then, they would call in another doc to look. My bf at the time was beyond mortified, but happy it wasn't "broken".
Post by lahdeedah88 on Apr 15, 2017 22:33:11 GMT -5
OMG at ripped a penis. Like, the foreskin separated from the penis? Just a tear in the foreskin? How does this happen? Do all uncirc'd men need extra lube? Why do I even want to know?? So. Many. Questions.
OMG at ripped a penis. Like, the foreskin separated from the penis? Just a tear in the foreskin? How does this happen? Do all uncirc'd men need extra lube? Why do I even want to know?? So. Many. Questions.
lol same.
FFSC: I have only been up close and personal with two, and both were/are circumcised. I have never seen an uncircumcised penis.
Bonus ffsc: I am having an extremely hard time saying 'penis' on Easter Sunday
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