This gem...

[toadandbuggie]

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12524819/weight-gain-babies-weight#latest

Tell me again how it makes sense that you gained 35lbs and yet have such a small belly you are wondering if your child is simply "hiding" in there?

Feeble attempt at a humble brag if I've ever seen one.

[modernfairytale8709]

I really want to reply and tell her that her baby will weigh half of whatever amount she's gained. 35 pounds = 17 pound bundle of joy. Congrats, and sorry about your vagina.

[toadandbuggie]

Haha!

[toadandbuggie]

This one is even better wtf
forums.thebump.com/discussion/12524924/i-think-i-messed-up#latest

[crispywheats]

[mommadozer]

Jan 19, 2015 7:41:09 GMT -5 toadandbuggie said:

This one is even better wtf
forums.thebump.com/discussion/12524924/i-think-i-messed-up#latest

This is horrible!!!! What the hell is wrong with people.

[lotsofdotts]

Jan 19, 2015 19:47:19 GMT -5 mommadozer said:

Jan 19, 2015 7:41:09 GMT -5 toadandbuggie said:

This one is even better wtf
forums.thebump.com/discussion/12524924/i-think-i-messed-up#latest

This is horrible!!!! What the hell is wrong with people.

She is stupid and he is an asshole. Who does shit like this?

[Mom2Ms]

Jan 19, 2015 7:41:09 GMT -5 toadandbuggie said:

This one is even better wtf
forums.thebump.com/discussion/12524924/i-think-i-messed-up#latest

Unfreaking believable. You've got to be kidding me.

[PikoPiko]

Can someone explain what it means to "pump to induce labor"? Like using a breast pump to stimulate your breasts?

I never knew there were 'tricks' people use to induce labor, I must be naïve thinking everyone just waits like I do. Disclaimer: no, I'm not going to try any shit. I'm a firm believer of the baby will come when he's ready and I'll only do what my doctor tells me.

[mylazypony]

I put this in spam but I'll drop here, too.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12526285/big-baby-possible-mucus-plug-loss-and-yeast-infections-oh-joy#latest

[mylazypony]

Just irked by the don't yell at me, in the first paragraph.

[kaydee0402]

Jan 20, 2015 14:30:40 GMT -5 mylazypony said:

I put this in spam but I'll drop here, too.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12526285/big-baby-possible-mucus-plug-loss-and-yeast-infections-oh-joy#latest

I wanted to respond by saying that I survive by not reading posts like this, but it would have brought all the WK out, so I decided to just ignore it. Maybe it will die.

[lrjjj08]

These people are nuts. I truly hope that they are just making this shit up.

[flyster]

Jan 20, 2015 13:56:30 GMT -5 PikoPiko said:

Can someone explain what it means to "pump to induce labor"? Like using a breast pump to stimulate your breasts?

I never knew there were 'tricks' people use to induce labor, I must be naïve thinking everyone just waits like I do. Disclaimer: no, I'm not going to try any shit. I'm a firm believer of the baby will come when he's ready and I'll only do what my doctor tells me.

At our birth class the nurse told us about one guy who was sucking on his wife's nipples as nipple stimulation.  She recommended we not do that. Or at least lock the door. 

[krysmill]

Apparently all the good stuff is on the Third Tri board. I just don't get some people!

[sccurrier]

Jan 20, 2015 13:56:30 GMT -5 PikoPiko said:

Can someone explain what it means to "pump to induce labor"? Like using a breast pump to stimulate your breasts?

I never knew there were 'tricks' people use to induce labor, I must be naïve thinking everyone just waits like I do. Disclaimer: no, I'm not going to try any shit. I'm a firm believer of the baby will come when he's ready and I'll only do what my doctor tells me.

Has to do with nipple stimulation. It does work but you need to do it for HOURS.

[lrjjj08]

Her baby daddy sounds like a keeper. I wonder if he has a twin?

[misshart00]

Then there's this:

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12527751/breech-baby#latest

[wanderinga]

Jan 21, 2015 0:41:43 GMT -5 sccurrier said:

Jan 20, 2015 13:56:30 GMT -5 PikoPiko said:

Can someone explain what it means to "pump to induce labor"? Like using a breast pump to stimulate your breasts?

I never knew there were 'tricks' people use to induce labor, I must be naïve thinking everyone just waits like I do. Disclaimer: no, I'm not going to try any shit. I'm a firm believer of the baby will come when he's ready and I'll only do what my doctor tells me.

Has to do with nipple stimulation. It does work but you need to do it for HOURS.

That woman is kind of my hero.

Yes, nipple stimulation is known to cause your uterus to contract and can "jump start" labor IF baby is ready to come. 

[wanderinga]

Whoops, that ^ was supposed to quote flyster ! DH has been getting all the booby action in while he can because he knows that once I'm breastfeeding that's a no-go for me!