You Know You're an EPer When....

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Your breasts are more affected by the DST change than your children.

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More people than you care to admit have seen you pumping.

[serejane]

Going out on a date with DH includes pumping in the car on the way there and the way home.

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You ask your mom and close friends if you can store frozen bm at their house after you run out of room.

[stephanielouise]

When you cry over spilled milk.

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Your first thought when you lose electricity is not for food, light, or heat. It's for HOW WILL I PUMP?!?!

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You have a wall plug, car plug, and battery pack for your pump.

[northernlghts]

Spare parts everywhere, hand pump in the diaper bag just in case and spare flanges in your desk at work

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Your two year old knows what each pump part does, and routinely pulls up his shirt, puts a phlange on his stomach, and says "I pump. I pump."

[madalynw]

Your 3yo dances around the house singing 'Pump pump pump all day long...'

[birch113]

.....you spend more money on a pumping bra than you ever would have on a regular bra.

....you can automatically convert mls to oz in your head.

[WittyLittle]

Lurking from F15
You have at least 3 cheesy songs you sing when you run off to pump.

"Don't you know, pump it up.. you've got to pump it up"
"Pump it! LOUDER! Pump it! Louder!"
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

I could seriously keep going... all day...

[PikoPiko]

"I gotta pump" pops up in mid conversation daily.

You plan your errands around your pumping schedule.

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You know the anxiety of giving LO a bottle of frozen BM from your large stash just to be sure he'll still drink it.