Name your twat Tuesday?

[kewii]

I wouldn't bother waiting for her to complain. I'd go file a report for the damages right now. Your DH tried to do a nice thing and she's being a bitch. Give her a taste of her own medicine.

[human1]

I thought this was going to be a thread about giving your vagina a name.

[nattybumppo]

Mar 31, 2015 8:10:20 GMT -5 human1 said:

I thought this was going to be a thread about giving your vagina a name.

Me too!  And when I started reading @highpeak 's post I thought this was a story to add even more character to her vagina persona....woman across the street....trampoline...a really stretchy jumped on vagina??  Can you tell I'm tired???

But @highpeak, this woman sounds crazy.  Or twat like.

[zandeela]

Its all about work. I have an employee who is being a twat. She has 30 years of experience but for the past year her work ethic has gone down the tube. she and another employee have never got along but they have to work together. the twat decided she will just not do anything associated with that person. I have had multiple chats with both parties reminding them that we are professionals (both licensed veterinary nurses) and I don't care if they don't like each other but I do expect them to work together. they never did so the Twat's job duties changed so she does not have to work with the other person. This pissed the twat off and decided to go work at another part of the hospital which is fine by me. she is now refusing to do her job even though she does not transfer to the other position for 2 more weeks. called her area a hostile work environment because "they don't talk to me" and threatened to go to HR. so I went to HR and let them know what was going on. this week she decided she did not want to cover a service which is her job description and again threatened to go to HR but that she did not want to have to do that. So I flat told her " if you don't think a situation has been taking care of appropriately please feel free to go to HR, I am sure they would love to talk to you about anything at any time" that shut her up. the worst part is that she is slandering me and my service area stating that it is a hostile place to work. the only hostile area is around her and I cannot wait for her to transfer. Her new boss was talking to me about the twat - new boss recently acquired the service she is transferring to or else she would not have offered the twat the position-I told new boss, "no give backs, no refunds!!". I thought a professional work place would not be like high school. I was wrong. SO MUCH DRAMA!!! I need all the wine to deal with this

[fish8412]

Mar 31, 2015 4:48:25 GMT -5 @highpeak said:

So I saw the NYTT idea on another board, and wondered if anyone was up for it?

I'll start! My twat is the woman across the street who owns one of those huge trampolines, through winter we had stupidly windy weather, and her trampoline blew into a neighbours garden, she never once went to collect it or even apologised! Anyway, we had REAL BAD winds again last night, the trampoline blew out of the garden and hit our car, it could've so easily wrote it off! My h went out at 1am to move the trampoline onto a grassy area and anchored it down so it wouldn't blow away again and damage any other cars around. Skip to 9am today, the woman came out and told DH he had better return her trampoline or she would tell the police he tried to steal it!

How about you get it yourself you twat! And at least apologise for the damage to our car seeing as it's YOUR fault you couldn't be bothered getting it back yourself last time it blew away!

If she calls the police saying DH stole it, I'm going to get all the fucking neighbours to tell them about all the other issues she causes on a pretty regular basis!

Urgh, I have zero patience lately, she picked the wrong time to be a twat with me!

Call the cops and report the damages ASAP!

[babycaps]

I too thought I was going to be naming my vagina.

My twat is one of the nurses on my staff who's been here for so many years and has a horrible negative attitude. She acts like she loves me but talks shit about me to the night staff when I'm not around. What's worse, I have to work somewhat closely with her.

My other twat, although not nearly as bad, are my old next door neighbors. They bought the condo we wanted to buy just a couple of floors below us. They beat us to the offer by literally TWO hours. I just found out that her husband basically just got his dream job right here in town so they really are ALL SET FOR LIFE. Downtown 4bedroom condo, she's got her awesome job, their awesome nanny, adorable twins, and now he has his dream job on top of it. They are not moving EVER and DH, LO and I are still waiting for our own 3-4bed condo in our building. BAH.

[younglove316]

Mar 31, 2015 9:07:27 GMT -5 nattybumppo said:

Mar 31, 2015 8:10:20 GMT -5 human1 said:

I thought this was going to be a thread about giving your vagina a name.

Me too!  And when I started reading @highpeak 's post I thought this was a story to add even more character to her vagina persona....woman across the street....trampoline...a really stretchy jumped on vagina??  Can you tell I'm tired???

But @highpeak, this woman sounds crazy.  Or twat like.

Haha I had the same exact thought process! I was confused for a minute.

[nattybumppo]

Mar 31, 2015 10:25:45 GMT -5 younglove316 said:

Mar 31, 2015 9:07:27 GMT -5 nattybumppo said:

Me too!  And when I started reading @highpeak 's post I thought this was a story to add even more character to her vagina persona....woman across the street....trampoline...a really stretchy jumped on vagina??  Can you tell I'm tired???

But @highpeak, this woman sounds crazy.  Or twat like.

Haha I had the same exact thought process! I was confused for a minute.

hah hah younglove316, I'm glad my crazy explanation of my thought process was understood by someone...  And that I wasn't alone in it.  

[lincbeesmom]

Her name is kitty.

[lincbeesmom]

Oh wait...jk

[lakecountrygal]

My Twat is our office manager who seems to think I have a the answers. We are currently on Spring Break and she has called, texted and emailed me demanding to know who borrowed the vacuum. Like I know or give a shit who borrowed the vacuum!! 15 other people work in our building not counting the people who come and go all day and the cleaning people ask someone else for a change!! Also leave me alone it's my break and it's bad enough that everytime I turn around my students are right there.

Ugh this lady causes way too much drama at work and always tries to pull me into it and drag me down to!

[bebeski]

Wanker weds here too- my twat is my H when it comes to getting LO to calm down. Don't just stare at her when she's screaming!!! DUHHHH it drives me absolutely batty.