You know you're trying to GKU when...

[risscaboobs]

I know we had one of these before but it was over there and I had a funny. Does the color of my crystal light make anyone else want to see what will happen if I dip a stick in it?

[pismoduo]

When your hubby asks for the thermometer in the morning and your first response is "You don't need to temp, that's me."

*face palm* totally had that convo this morning.

[kaliRN]

When you start texting your IRL friends in PB speak and they have no idea what you are talking about.

[purplehaze11]

When you tell your husband when he can travel for work based on predicted ovulation.

[PamBeeslyHalpert]

When you start checking your husband's underwear to ensure it's not "too tight"

[youdontsay]

When you plan your nights going out around your fertile window. #truestory

[RaeLynn28]

When you go to write the date and put your CD date instead of the real date. Totally happened the other day at the bank.

When you see a TTC related acronym somewhere, like on license plate, you realize how crazy you have become.

When you go to put "google" in the browser but it automatically goes to "goodbyecb.proboards" and your like..."ok, I guess I'll go there first." That just happened.

[GEM128]

When your H is watching TV with two cats on his lap and you push the cats off because their body heat may kill the baby-making juice.

[wowcheezits]

When you look at the calendar and think of the days as DPO

[paloslee]

calendar full of notes

[samanthasays]

When you pee in a shot glass more than you drink out of one.

[Deleted]

Jan 20, 2015 17:51:30 GMT -5 W said:

When you have a container in your bathroom stocked with HPTs, OPKs, and plastic cups.

I have a box, that I hide up on our cupboard so MIL doesn't find them when she house sits our house. I also have to make sure to find all OPK's and wrappings and empty the trash. And the pregnancy books. And take my binder of crazy lady stuff. 

[dazdareis]

When you spend far more on TTC forums than you do any other social media. Combined.

[SheilaTheTank]

When you spend more time looking at graphs then you ever did in High School or College.

[diamondsndaisies]

You can talk at length with DH about your chart patterns, cm, cycle lengths etc and he is totally asking questions and seriously interested.

[pismoduo]

Jan 20, 2015 22:29:04 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

You can talk at length with DH about your chart patterns, cm, cycle lengths etc and he is totally asking questions and seriously interested.

On an unrelated note, I am mesmerized by your siggy.

[diamondsndaisies]

Jan 20, 2015 22:29:04 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

You can talk at length with DH about your chart patterns, cm, cycle lengths etc and he is totally asking questions and seriously interested.

Then a single breath later says he swears he slipped one past the goalie this time . Men.

[diamondsndaisies]

Jan 20, 2015 22:29:40 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Jan 20, 2015 22:29:04 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

You can talk at length with DH about your chart patterns, cm, cycle lengths etc and he is totally asking questions and seriously interested.

On an unrelated note, I am mesmerized by your siggy.

I know right? I saw it and knew it would make the perfect siggy.

[helloerrbody]

risscaboobs What the hell flavor of Crystal Light is that!?

[wirt2cute]

Jan 20, 2015 17:51:30 GMT -5 W said:

When you have a container in your bathroom stocked with HPTs, OPKs, and plastic cups.

I have all my stuff in a super sized old tampon box. Just makes it easier to keep up with everything.

[mrsbstau]

When you get mad that DH is tired and yawning and you haven't gotten it in yet that day.

[icaughtfire]

When you warn your H not to use the thermometer on your nightstand. Ever. Because you stick it in your va-jay-jay.

Cue H's eyeballs falling out of his head.

[brettanomyces]

When your husband asks you why you have a glass of scotch in the bathroom at 9am and you have to explain to him that it isn't scotch.

[cateyes]

When you set a bed time because you need the right number of hours so you can get an accurate temp.


When you limit drinks on girls night out because the temp is needed to confirm O.


When you know more about GKU people than your family

[dovahfel]

here's one from tonight:

When a good friend's kid shoots a nerf gun at your husband's junk and you have to resist the urge to shout "Oh come on, like we arent having enough problems!"

haha

[ttcminicofer]

Jan 21, 2015 0:33:15 GMT -5 dovahfel said:

here's one from tonight:

When a good friend's kid shoots a nerf gun at your husband's junk and you have to resist the urge to shout "Oh come on, like we arent having enough problems!"

haha

LOL omfg yes!

[brettanomyces]

When you have to do a scan of the house/bathroom/trash bin before guests come over so there isn't any visible "evidence".

[cateyes]

When you are travelng and have to make sure to pack all need supplies: OPKs, thermometer, cups, bedroom things.

When Throwing away OPK wrappers becomes a game of where to throw and how to make sure it is covered up when traveling or at work.

[pickles4prez]

Your Google history is filled with symptom spotting you could never admit to anyone. Ever.
*forget I said anything*

[WVaRN]

My work family is the only ones knowing I'm TTC. They ask a lot if I'm pregnant, I usually respond with how many DPO I am and tell them I cant test yet. lol I forgot to empty my trash when H and I went out of town. My mom found a FREPT in there and called me. I remember now to empty trash before she comes over, because I do now want family to know I'm trying.