Drinking stories

[redwellies]

knittymeggy has inspired me. What are your most embarrassing or hilarious drinking stories?

[redwellies]

DH and I went out with a friend of his as a last hurrah before he left for Army basics. We got super drunk and I got us kicked out of the bar for pouring myself a beer from a pitcher that belonged to some other people.

[lrobi13]

I puked in a cup (without making a mess) bc bitches wouldn't move out my way.

[lrobi13]

I peed on a fire station. But didn't know it was a fire station until we drove past it when I was sober

[lrobi13]

Threw up out of my second story dorm window because I was tired of going back and forth to the bathroom. Children were playing nearby.

[lrobi13]

I hid in an attic from the cops

[lrobi13]

I threw up on a guy in his face

[famousea]

In high school my friend worked at an old navy, she was the only high schooler everyone else were college kids. They used to invite us to parties all the time and supply us with alcohol. One time at a party my friend who was super drunk was mad at me for whatever reason, found me outside and dumped a bottle of Boones farm on my face.(I was chillin in the yard with another DD) it stung my eyes and soaked my clothes. She didn't remember doing it.

[famousea]

Jan 20, 2015 22:09:55 GMT -5 lrobi13 said:

I hid in an attic from the cops

I hid in a bathroom one time

[darwinfish]

Jan 20, 2015 22:08:04 GMT -5 lrobi13 said:

I puked in a cup (without making a mess) bc bitches wouldn't move out my way.

lrobi13 

Did you boot and rally though?

[darwinfish]

I was roofied once... not funny, but it was slightly embarrassing.

[lrobi13]

Jan 20, 2015 22:27:57 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Jan 20, 2015 22:08:04 GMT -5 lrobi13 said:

I puked in a cup (without making a mess) bc bitches wouldn't move out my way.

lrobi13 

Did you boot and rally though?

I was well know for being that girl who puked and rallied.  I was always puking somewhere.  I did a shit ton of binge drinking.  My liver is so thankful I met DH.  He has been a good influence on me!

[lrobi13]

Jan 20, 2015 22:28:58 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

I was roofied once... not funny, but it was slightly embarrassing.

Me too!  But by the time it kicked in we were at the gay bar where I just danced in the middle of the dance floor tossing my hair about (or so I'm told).

[lrobi13]

I used to always get drunk and lose all of my accessories. I normally kept my clothes on but I had this one friend that always licked my bra. So now I have all these pictures of me pulling my shirt down for my friend girl to do it. Weirdos!

[lrobi13]

My friend used to crack me up. We took turns being the soberer driver (I know it was wrong but I was so dumb) and one time she said "I'm gonna text all the guys I know "balls"" I asked her a few minutes later if she did it and she said "I don't want to give them the satisfaction!"

Also one night while I was dropping her off at her house she was all like "Sssh, you hear that?" and I as I was driving away said "No, I keep my window down just in case" some how I am still her friend.

Also, one night she was talking to this guy she wanted to bang (who was a tad younger than us) and he was all like I'm gonna eat my lunchable and she said out loud by accident "I got something you can eat"

We had so much drunken fun but being a married mommy has put the brakes on all of that. Plus she doesn't go out much either. Ladys we need to go to Vegas!

[darwinfish]

Jan 20, 2015 22:34:08 GMT -5 lrobi13 said:

Jan 20, 2015 22:28:58 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

I was roofied once... not funny, but it was slightly embarrassing.

Me too!  But by the time it kicked in we were at the gay bar where I just danced in the middle of the dance floor tossing my hair about (or so I'm told).

lrobi13

That's a much different reaction than mine!!!!!! I passed out on the bar and had to be carried to the car by the bartender.  Then I vomited profusely for about 2 hours after i finally woke up

I wish I had danced in a gay bar instead!!

[erawka]

My roommate and I got kicked out of a bar on Cinco de Mayo. A friend of hers came up to us and handed us each a corona. We thought nothing of it until one of the bouncers came up to us and told us to leave. The bar was a brewing company. They only sold their own beer. My roommates friend must have snuck the beers in? Weird. Anyway we got kicked out. We ended up getting pizza and beers from a Packie (liquor store...sorry, Massachusetts) and walked the 3 miles home.

[famousea]

Jan 20, 2015 22:28:58 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

I was roofied once... not funny, but it was slightly embarrassing.

That's terrible. I went clubbing with my sister one time and some guy rooofied her drink. Cause she's dumb enough to accept a drink from a stranger. It was a scary night once it took effect.

[adelag]

Jan 20, 2015 22:36:04 GMT -5 lrobi13 said:

I used to always get drunk and lose all of my accessories. I normally kept my clothes on but I had this one friend that always licked my bra. So now I have all these pictures of me pulling my shirt down for my friend girl to do it. Weirdos!

This LOl!!!
I'm too paranoid to let myself get too drunk. I have thrown up in the backseat of my car in a dog pop bag I found after bar hopping on 6 st, that's all I can think of, dang I'm boring
This one isn't my drunk story but my husbands, anyway it was his b day and he and his best friend got wasted and I was driving us home. The hole time they are in the car freaking out because I'm driving too fast according to them, they are like slow down we are gonna get pulled over, and I'm like no I'm not driving fast. When we get home they stumble in and head for the bathroom. One is on the floor leaning on the toilet the other on the stool we keep for DD so she can reach the sink leaning over the counter. They don't even remember getting in the house or climbing up the stars, their clothes where all over the place.
I'm usually the designated driver, I know boring.

[TheMooseIsLoose]

Hmmm....so, Panama City, spring break, college years, wearing all white and looking super hot, water bottle filled with vodka (cause I'm classy like that) getting super drunk. Anyways, found my way to the beach with my friends, saw a club in the distance, decided we should go but opted to climb over rocks to get there (SHORT CUUUUT!!!) and talked the bouncer into letting 12 of us in without cover. Got our dance on, stole some guys drink out of his hand, ended up back at the condo. Woke up in the same white clothes which were filthy thanks to sand, rock climbing and spilled drinks, on the fold down top bunk meant for children, with pillows all over the floor in case I rolled out of the bed.

[TheMooseIsLoose]

Another time, also in college, I don't remember the night, but I'm sure it was fun because I woke up naked and hugging a pot dangling my face in it. I guess I wasn't feeling well?

[adelag]

Jan 20, 2015 23:03:41 GMT -5 TheMooseIsLoose said:

Hmmm....so, Panama City, spring break, college years, wearing all white and looking super hot, water bottle filled with vodka (cause I'm classy like that) getting super drunk. Anyways, found my way to the beach with my friends, saw a club in the distance, decided we should go but opted to climb over rocks to get there (SHORT CUUUUT!!!) and talked the bouncer into letting 12 of us in without cover. Got our dance on, stole some guys drink out of his hand, ended up back at the condo. Woke up in the same white clothes which were filthy thanks to sand, rock climbing and spilled drinks, on the fold down top bunk meant for children, with pillows all over the floor in case I rolled out of the bed.

Dang!!! Are you super good looking? 12 people in no cover wow!!

[keelyd]

I got this...

Fractured my tibia and fibula at a party the first weekend of my junior year of college ...



...by hugging someone.

[applegrape]

I was new to alcohol and went to the bar for the first time on a first date. I ordered a Long Island because I had heard it on TV. It was so tasty, I drank it like a soda. I spent the rest of the night saying, "my teeth are numb!" And then I puked on my date's shoes. My date took me home and we never saw each other again.

[applegrape]

Last year I drank an entire bottle of wine in one sitting, and I got shit faced in front of my kids. . DH was sober, so that was fine, but I was so ashamed to recall it later.

Not as ashamed as I was later that night when I woke up, puking in my lap and crying, "I can't fix this!" I showered while DH was an angel and changed the bedspread.

[sg77]

I'm a theatre kid and the parties were CRAZY and themed. Not sure how many people I made out with. Looking back on pictures 90% of those parties ended up with mostly naked people. Whether it was a toga party or a white trash bash. They were drunk and naked by the end of the night.

The last time I was really drunk, my boss had a 2nd job tending bar. She decided she was going to get me really drunk for free. After we left her bar, my husband decided to stop at Wendy's. Next to the Wendy's was a Mexican food place that was advertising their fajitas. I started screaming at the Wendy's drive thru box that I wanted fucking fajitas. Then I cried to my husband that it was false advertising.

[gretchenweiners7]

Freshmen year of college I got super drunk taking shots by myself while waiting for my roommate to finish getting ready. We went to DH's fraternity and the next thing I know DH is bringing breakfast to my dorm room. I was supposed to meet his whole family that day at a tailgate, whoops.

[redwellies]

My sister and I floated the river (everyone does it in the summer) just the two of us. We were in a raft with 2 4 Locos each. I fell out of the raft like 1/3 into it and basically swam/walked in the water the rest of the way. Don't remember much of it except for at one point I stopped on a little island and these two teenagers started calling me "Tina" and I just kept screaming back "where's my sister?! I'm not fucking Tina!"

There is a dam with a drop after the part where you are supposed to get out and my sister passed out drunk in the raft. Some dude grabbed her before she went over the edge and her top fell down as she was stumbling out.

[redwellies]

At my bachelorette party, I fell in the street and ripped a huge hole in the knee of my jeans. When we got home, I tried to sleep in the front yard.

[redwellies]

The last time I got super wasted before I found out I was pregnant was at our salon Christmas party at my parents' house. I got completely ridiculous and my older sister kept telling me to calm down as we were leaving. I told her she could go fuck herself. I bawled hysterically the whole way home and apparently for HOURS in bed once I was home. Poor DH.

Not my proudest moment.