WTF Wednesday 4/15

[Lola]

Its Wednesday right? And its Tax day which is even worse. Whats bothering you today??

[Lola]

WTF self?? You got sunburned. You know this happens every spring. I forgot sunscreen on the sports fields this weekend (At least I remembered it for my little ginger). I look like a lobster with dandruff now. And I have no lotion in my office.

[bigrock74]

WTF self, why did I have 3 tall boys last night?? Now I feel totally lazy today and unmotivated. It tasted like a good idea at the time!

[littlemissmarla]

WTF DD?? Why do you sleep in the very corner of the crib... CAN YOU BREATHE?

[littlemissmarla]

Apr 15, 2015 10:59:12 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Apr 15, 2015 10:45:18 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

WTF DD?? Why do you sleep in the very corner of the crib... CAN YOU BREATHE?

Omg DS does the same thing. He slept in the corner all night!

This is right now... I can't.

[jnnfrrose6]

littlemissmarla & @zerozeroone, same here!

[honeybee434]

I think I would take the corner of the crib sleeping if it means she would actually sleep.......

[dawnfire]

Apr 15, 2015 11:01:01 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

Apr 15, 2015 10:59:12 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Omg DS does the same thing. He slept in the corner all night!

This is right now... I can't.

I've been meaning to ask people's thoughts on breathable mesh crib bumpers!  Because my WTF is...

WTF LO?  You have so much crib real estate, yet now all you seem to want to do is fall asleep with a leg sticking through the crib railing, all the way to your chubby little thigh.  You're cool with it, but to your Mom you're practically in a bear trap!

[Deleted]

Wtf spiders. Get out of my life!!!!! 5 in the bathroom in the last week. We've loved here for a few years and I think I've only seen 5 total.

[mary1217]

Apr 15, 2015 11:44:34 GMT -5 dawnfire said:

Apr 15, 2015 11:01:01 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

This is right now... I can't.

I've been meaning to ask people's thoughts on breathable mesh crib bumpers!  Because my WTF is...

WTF LO?  You have so much crib real estate, yet now all you seem to want to do is fall asleep with a leg sticking through the crib railing, all the way to your chubby little thigh.  You're cool with it, but to your Mom you're practically in a bear trap!

We have one and she doesn't have any problems with getting limbs stuck. 

[lucanjo14]

Wtf DS why is your voice so hoarse? You sound like you have baby laryngitis. Also why won't you smile for your 9 month photos and where the F did my husband put the good camera?

[soon2bmrsn]

WhyTF can't you hang up your work clothes when you get home, DH? Because you know I'll eventually get sick of looking at them puddled on the floor/hanging over the desk chair and do it myself? Probably.

This isn't really a WTF, more of a MBF but I don't care. As I've said, our house was totally renovated before we bought it two years ago. Last summer we started noticing cracks in the grout of the master bathroom floor. DH has been keeping an eye on it and last week had a grout specialist come in to see if we needed to have it re-grouted. The guy told us that we actually need to have ALL of the tile pulled up and re-laid because whoever did the work used the wrong kind of backer board. We need to get quotes but we're guessing this is going to be a $3-5K repair. Waaaah. It looked so pretty. And now it's going to have to be ripped up and redone. We've tried contacting the guy who did it via Angie's List but he won't reply. Fucker. Own your mistake.

[bigrock74]

Apr 15, 2015 11:52:33 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Apr 15, 2015 11:47:42 GMT -5 @sharmon13 said:

Wtf spiders. Get out of my life!!!!! 5 in the bathroom in the last week. We've loved here for a few years and I think I've only seen 5 total.

I'd have a heart attack.

You can try peppermint oil on cotton balls. According to my grandmother, it works.

Yes, me too. I am petrified of spiders. Blach!!

[Lola]

WTF people. Apparently I am so bloated that now 3 different people have asked if im pregnant. Im not ready to tell anyone. ANd dont people know you never ask that??? Im even wearing Spanx today.

[bigrock74]

Apr 15, 2015 11:44:34 GMT -5 dawnfire said:

Apr 15, 2015 11:01:01 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

This is right now... I can't.

I've been meaning to ask people's thoughts on breathable mesh crib bumpers!  Because my WTF is...

WTF LO?  You have so much crib real estate, yet now all you seem to want to do is fall asleep with a leg sticking through the crib railing, all the way to your chubby little thigh.  You're cool with it, but to your Mom you're practically in a bear trap!

We have the same bumper. Spencer mashes in down with his legs, I end up pull it up about 3 times a day. He also sticks his leg through and is a corner sleeper.

[lucanjo14]

@soon2bemrsn I think we have the same husband. Why can't men pick their clothes and shoes up off the floor? It's literally 3 steps to either the hamper or closet. Pick one.

[soon2bmrsn]

Apr 15, 2015 12:33:58 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Apr 15, 2015 12:30:00 GMT -5 soon2bmrsn said:

WhyTF can't you hang up your work clothes when you get home, DH? Because you know I'll eventually get sick of looking at them puddled on the floor/hanging over the desk chair and do it myself? Probably.

This isn't really a WTF, more of a MBF but I don't care. As I've said, our house was totally renovated before we bought it two years ago. Last summer we started noticing cracks in the grout of the master bathroom floor. DH has been keeping an eye on it and last week had a grout specialist come in to see if we needed to have it re-grouted. The guy told us that we actually need to have ALL of the tile pulled up and re-laid because whoever did the work used the wrong kind of backer board. We need to get quotes but we're guessing this is going to be a $3-5K repair. Waaaah. It looked so pretty. And now it's going to have to be ripped up and redone. We've tried contacting the guy who did it via Angie's List but he won't reply. Fucker. Own your mistake.

Small claims court?

I don't know. I should have clarified -- we didn't pay for the original reno - the guy we bought the house from did. I got the tile contractor's name/info from the seller when we noticed the cracks. Can we go to small claims if we weren't the ones who originally hired him?

[soon2bmrsn]

Apr 15, 2015 12:36:18 GMT -5 Lola said:

WTF people. Apparently I am so bloated that now 3 different people have asked if im pregnant. Im not ready to tell anyone. ANd dont people know you never ask that??? Im even wearing Spanx today.

Ugh, that's the worst. People should know better than to ask!

[liziz]

Apr 15, 2015 12:36:18 GMT -5 Lola said:

WTF people. Apparently I am so bloated that now 3 different people have asked if im pregnant. Im not ready to tell anyone. ANd dont people know you never ask that??? Im even wearing Spanx today.

That's obnoxious. 

You could use my pregnancy defense mechanism of turning it back around on them...."I don't know, are YOU pregnant?"

[liziz]

WTF Body...why are you having weird PMS symptoms? I get this weird neck soreness, and am irritable, but I have an IUD, so none of it is supposed to happen. At least it's not hitting my supply.

[Lola]

Apr 15, 2015 12:55:44 GMT -5 liziz said:

Apr 15, 2015 12:36:18 GMT -5 Lola said:

WTF people. Apparently I am so bloated that now 3 different people have asked if im pregnant. Im not ready to tell anyone. ANd dont people know you never ask that??? Im even wearing Spanx today.

That's obnoxious. 

You could use my pregnancy defense mechanism of turning it back around on them...."I don't know, are YOU pregnant?"

Haha, I suppose I could ask the 50 year old woman, 80 year old, and man. 

But I just looked...i def look a little bloated. 

[soon2bmrsn]

Apr 15, 2015 13:18:07 GMT -5 Lola said:

Apr 15, 2015 12:55:44 GMT -5 liziz said:

That's obnoxious. 

You could use my pregnancy defense mechanism of turning it back around on them...."I don't know, are YOU pregnant?"

Haha, I suppose I could ask the 50 year old woman, 80 year old, and man. 

But I just looked...i def look a little bloated. 

A tiny bump! So cute. (Sorry... and it's still rude to ask!)

[GrrArgh]

WTF people who "follow up" on emails less than an hour after they've sent them.

[lucanjo14]

Cute dress!

[bullybutt]

WTF butt, why do you keep pooting?

[littlemissmarla]

dawnfire I do like the mesh bumper. As per the pic above, DD sleeps practically against the rails and at least I know she won't be poking an arm through and she has a little cushioning on her head. Most importantly I know she can breathe, but I feel like once she realizes she can pull on them it's going to be a mess.

[jnnfrrose6]

Apr 15, 2015 15:32:22 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

dawnfire I do like the mesh bumper. As per the pic above, DD sleeps practically against the rails and at least I know she won't be poking an arm through and she has a little cushioning on her head. Most importantly I know she can breathe, but I feel like once she realizes she can pull on them it's going to be a mess.

I'd be more worried about her figuring out how to stand on them for more height/leverage. 

[dawnfire]

Apr 15, 2015 17:16:29 GMT -5 TheCoffeeNinja said:

WTF baby. You're a baby, not a falcon so why do you have vicious razor claws of death?
She's covered in scratches and so am I and it makes no difference if/how they're cut.

Hand socks, yo!

[emilillies]

Apr 15, 2015 16:37:54 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

Apr 15, 2015 15:32:22 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

dawnfire I do like the mesh bumper. As per the pic above, DD sleeps practically against the rails and at least I know she won't be poking an arm through and she has a little cushioning on her head. Most importantly I know she can breathe, but I feel like once she realizes she can pull on them it's going to be a mess.

I'd be more worried about her figuring out how to stand on them for more height/leverage. 

I didn't buy the crib liners because the Amazon reviews said that babies were indeed using them as a step for leverage when trying to climb the crib. 

[emilillies]

Apr 15, 2015 10:41:56 GMT -5 bigrock74 said:

WTF self, why did I have 3 tall boys last night?? Now I feel totally lazy today and unmotivated. It tasted like a good idea at the time!

I knew you weren't going to have just one when you posted last night!!