WTF Wednesday 5.6.15

[seerealsky]

WTF, car. Don't tell me you have over a quarter of a tank of gas when we are leaving the driveway, and then tank into the red 5 miles out of town. I ain't got time for your shenanigans.

[chicorojo]

May 6, 2015 13:39:49 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

WTF LO I love you and you're the cutest, sweetest baby ever...why do you pee so much. I have no clue how but he leaked out of his diapers 4x between 8pm-6am...outfits included. I'm going to run out of sleepers to put him into if he keeps this up. Also, he screamed a scream I had never heard last night. A scream straight out of a horror film...not sure if he woke himself up when he rolled over in his crib or what...no fun.

I cant remember do you use cloth ?

[mlee116]

WTF DS, when did you become so gross? You started out as a sweet, golden haired angel but now you are a shrieking, naked kid who farts and burps all the time and likes to talk about boogers and poop.  

WTF DD, why do you go to sleep then wake up 30-45 minutes later every.single.night?  

[stampingqueen]

I didn't see a TMI Tuesday from yesterday that I could put it in but I'll Wtf it...

Wtf underboobs. Why you sweat so much? I'm trying to pump and I feel disgusting!

[gdaniels77]

May 6, 2015 13:59:01 GMT -5 htle07 said:

WTF DH? Why must you insist on wanting a new bike when you barely even rode the one you wanted so badly a few years ago? I don't care that it's a $1000 bike for $200 "something." I'm sure the "something" is "$299."

I'm sorry but I LOLed at this. Not only is MH the same way about bikes, but whenever he tells me how much something he wants/bought costs, it's always got the "something" tacked on that really means you should round up the figure. And it's not even like he's trying to hide the price, I think he just genuinely doesn't notice anything past the first digit.

ETA I just read him your WTF and said I could relate, and he didn't think it was funny. At. All.

[gdaniels77]

WTF random huge ant in LO's crib? Why you gotta be so mean? Actually, htf do you even exist in the place where my baby sleeps?? LO woke up with a horrible scream and I noticed a little bump on her hand a few minutes later. It wasn't until about an hour later when I went to put her back that I saw the asshole ant just chilling in there!

[gradschoolmama]

May 6, 2015 13:59:01 GMT -5 htle07 said:

WTF DH? Why must you insist on wanting a new bike when you barely even rode the one you wanted so badly a few years ago? I don't care that it's a $1000 bike for $200 "something." I'm sure the "something" is "$299."

Soooooo guilty of this. DH and I have 2 top of the line bikes that we have used twice.

[nannygoat]

Wtf weather?! The one day I really need to leave the house it decides to down pour right as we are about to walk out. Now that I'm trying to get LO to nap, it has stopped raining. I'm sure as soon as we are ready again it will start all over.

[bdk0186]

Wtf stomach. It's not ok that you gained back 10 ish lbs since I've been back to work.

[bdk0186]

May 6, 2015 15:57:24 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

chicorojo we were cloth up until two weeks ago. DH detested CD and he is with LO more than I am (usually) and only used sposies. DH will also be a WAHD when LO2 arrives so he needed to be okay with our diaper situation.

Try up sizing at night if it's disposables.

[bdk0186]

May 6, 2015 16:10:50 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

May 6, 2015 16:05:27 GMT -5 bdk0186 said:

Try up sizing at night if it's disposables.

He's in 3's already and at the lower end of the sizing (they fit 16-28lbs, he is 17.5) I wonder if he is so wild in his sleep that his boy parts shift around and make him pee out.

That sucks..I have no solutions cuz i have a girl. Lol too bad you can't do something to keep it where it's at.

On another random note, when I was at Bru yesterday there is a little hat that you put over their little parts so they can't pee on you when you are doing a diaper change. So mad that that person is probably a millionaire!

May 6, 2015 16:10:50 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

May 6, 2015 16:05:27 GMT -5 bdk0186 said:

Try up sizing at night if it's disposables.

He's in 3's already and at the lower end of the sizing (they fit 16-28lbs, he is 17.5) I wonder if he is so wild in his sleep that his boy parts shift around and make him pee out.

[chicorojo]

May 6, 2015 15:57:24 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

chicorojo we were cloth up until two weeks ago. DH detested CD and he is with LO more than I am (usually) and only used sposies. DH will also be a WAHD when LO2 arrives so he needed to be okay with our diaper situation.

Oh ok, I was just wondering because I started using these hemp doublers when lo started peeing through his cloth so I was going to suggest them !

[chicorojo]

May 6, 2015 16:24:29 GMT -5 chicorojo said:

May 6, 2015 15:57:24 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

chicorojo we were cloth up until two weeks ago. DH detested CD and he is with LO more than I am (usually) and only used sposies. DH will also be a WAHD when LO2 arrives so he needed to be okay with our diaper situation.

Oh ok, I was just wondering because I started using these hemp doublers when lo started peeing through his cloth so I was going to suggest them !

Eta when I put lo in sposies I pull them way up on his belly it doesn't leave much room for anything to shift around !

[ThePregosaurus]

WTF armpits. I've been wearing that clinical strength antiperspirant/deodorant for a few weeks and I STILL have wet pit marks all the time. The deodorant part is working (although my sweat smells like syrup now so nbd) but the wetness is killing me. It's getting hot now and I'm uncomfortable wearing most of my shirts to work. I teach high schoolers. No way I'm waving my arms around in front of them with trench pit.

Also, WTF DH. We're not getting along lately. We've never really had this problem. He's being so down on himself and negative all the time but he won't go talk to somebody. He and I have great communication (nothing I vent about him on here is unknown to him. We talk about everything eventually) but he just sucks the life out of my day sometimes with all his bitching.

[nannygoat]

What?! Little hats are you serious? That just seems a little over the top to me. I just make sure he has a diaper under his old one and when I pull the dirty one off the new one is right there... I would have never thought "oh I know! Let's put a hat on it!" Maybe that's just me. Lol

[beckyrosen]

May 6, 2015 16:10:50 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

May 6, 2015 16:05:27 GMT -5 bdk0186 said:

Try up sizing at night if it's disposables.

He's in 3's already and at the lower end of the sizing (they fit 16-28lbs, he is 17.5) I wonder if he is so wild in his sleep that his boy parts shift around and make him pee out.

I'd think that may have something to do with it. DS wet through his diaper a lot when he was a baby, but my little girl hasn't wet through once. She's also in size 3 now.

[nannygoat]

Wtf LO? Y U no sleep?!

[samantha24]

Wtf self. How can you bake two sheets if lactation cookies without noticing YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY OATMEAL IN THE BATTER. I pulled them out of the oven thinking wow they're really flat..well no wonder..

[nbateman5]

WTF dad, why do you plan a wedding without planning anyone to setup tables, chairs, linens, centerpieces and then ask your children three days before the wedding if we can help you. Quit being a last minute slacker. I need to get ready for your wedding since I'm a bridesmaid/groom's maid? not setting up your reception!!!!!

[karebear2]

Wtf ME! Why did I slack off so much and eat all the things knowing I have a wedding to go to in 2 days. Dress shopping today was pitiful to say the least. Now off to cry because my weight is not coming off I'm already depressed about it.

[nbateman5]

May 6, 2015 21:05:23 GMT -5 karebear2 said:

Wtf ME! Why did I slack off so much and eat all the things knowing I have a wedding to go to in 2 days. Dress shopping today was pitiful to say the least. Now off to cry because my weight is not coming off I'm already depressed about it.

Story of my life, to the T

[beckyrosen]

May 6, 2015 21:05:23 GMT -5 karebear2 said:

Wtf ME! Why did I slack off so much and eat all the things knowing I have a wedding to go to in 2 days. Dress shopping today was pitiful to say the least. Now off to cry because my weight is not coming off I'm already depressed about it.

I hear you. And, I jokingly said to my mom after eating a piece of cake yesterday "I have no idea why I can't lose weight".

[mlee116]

May 6, 2015 14:23:17 GMT -5 @txaggie08 said:

mlee116 Your DS is around 3, right? I overheard DH telling DD the other day to stop talking about boogers all the time. It was hard not to laugh!

Yes!  It definitely must be a 3 year old thing.  It is hard not to laugh!  

[jesster88]

May 6, 2015 16:24:29 GMT -5 chicorojo said:

May 6, 2015 15:57:24 GMT -5 @kelsz12 said:

chicorojo we were cloth up until two weeks ago. DH detested CD and he is with LO more than I am (usually) and only used sposies. DH will also be a WAHD when LO2 arrives so he needed to be okay with our diaper situation.

Oh ok, I was just wondering because I started using these hemp doublers when lo started peeing through his cloth so I was going to suggest them !

We started using hemp doublers too and they are awesome!