Twats, twats, twats!

[icequeen]

So, who's the twat on your life right now. Sound off here!

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The woodpecker living outside of my bedroom window!! Every morning at 5am I hear it going "tick tick tick" in the tree right outside! I kind of just want to blow the tree up...

Too far?

[icequeen]

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

[Sparkly]

May 12, 2015 10:05:50 GMT -5 icequeen said:

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

WTAF. That is a horrible thing to say.

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May 12, 2015 10:05:50 GMT -5 icequeen said:

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

"Is it for real this time?" That is beyond awful! I think my hormones would have 'made' me have some kind of a muscle twitch and I would have slapped the bitch!

Whoops!

[FrancesHouseman]

May 12, 2015 10:05:50 GMT -5 icequeen said:

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

Um, you need to take the advice of one of my favorite True Blood characters:
(otherwise, she'll never learn...  )

[silverspoon]

Oh my goodness where to start. Well really there is just one. She's a manager at my office, but she has no authority over me. She used to be my boss before I got promoted. I'll never forget the day I volunteered to do something that no one in my department was willing to and she told me she didn't think I was very good at my job. However, she was unable to give me specific examples or tell me what she would like to see me do better.

I wish I was there the day my boss, who is her boss, told her he was promoting me. She basically only communicates with me via email now. Whatever. That works for me.

[gidgetgirl08]

The co-worker that used the On-call laptop before me. Left the computer with a dead battery and all the cords tangled. Come on you know it's a shared computer - how about some common courtesy!

[ilovewine]

May 12, 2015 10:05:50 GMT -5 icequeen said:

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

Wtf? That is awful. I'm so sorry about her hurtful remark. People suck.

[pineappledeelight]

May 12, 2015 10:05:50 GMT -5 icequeen said:

Lol @erin2021, that is awesome. My twat is my nanny. Again. I told her I was pregnant bc it will be hard to avoid the topic the next months when I am not myself and jetting off to more appointments. Anyway, I told her I was pregnant and her response was: "Oh great, congrats! Is it for real this time?" Referring to my CPs. JFC, this lady has no tact. Too bad she is an awesome nanny.

So rude!!

[icequeen]

Oh Oh! I have another one. I am a twat because I totally forgot to close my fuel gauge after getting gas today. I drove the entire way home without having it closed up until I came to a light in my hometown. I looked in my rear view mirror and some guy was running toward my car and I was so freaked out! He stopped by my car and screwed the top back in and waved at me and got back in his truck behind me. And he totally missed the green light because of that one kind gesture. I am so amazed by people sometimes.

[rnmommy]

My husband got up this morning, drove the car pool, came home and napped on the couch for 2 hours. After work he came home and slept on the couch for 2 hours. I had to wake his ass up for dinner. I gave the littles a bath by myself and he folded a load of laundry, but then decided to lay down on the couch again. Seriously?