WTF Wednesday 5.13.15

[happyfeet9]

Let's hear 'em ladies!

[happyfeet9]

I'm sure there won't be a shortage but I've got plenty:

WTF MIL Do not pick a morning when I'm already late to work to "discuss" pushing LO's bedtime. 9 o'clock is way too late for him and I'm the one putting him to bed and getting up in the middle of the night. If I don't bitch about it, you don't get to.

WTF DH I'm already 30 minutes late to work. Do not offer to feed LO in the morning and then complain that you can't get any work done. Your mom is here, pass him over!

WTF cabbie! Drive like you actually know your way around the city so I can make my next train.

[serunatu]

Breastfed babies are less likely to get sick than formula fed babies. WTF, lies. Why is my poor EBF baby always sick? .picture included.

[happyfeet9]

serunatu poor sweet baby! I hope she feels better soon!

[serunatu]

@txaggie08 ah that would be a good assumption, I didn't really consider that! I'm pretty sure my apartment has mold so I thought that could be another factor. Thank goodness we move this month.
happyfeet9 thank you! I hope so too. I have pretty bad allergies right now, so we both look like a mess! She is much cuter with the red watery eyes and runny nose though..

[jesster88]

serunatu I hope she feels better. +1 for Ds being ebf and is always congested.

WTF clumsy self. I spilled my smoothie in the parking lot getting out of the car.

[gdaniels77]

Awww serunatu poor baby!

Wtf DH's ex. Why do you have to be so crazy? Like beyond BSC? First you complain to daycare about us taking DSS to a birthday that you knew about but weren't going to tell us because "it's none of our business." Now I find out that a couple months ago at said daycare when LO started you actually tried to convince them to not allow her to attend. All the while raving to us about how great of a place it is and how awesome it will be for her and DSS to be in the same place. Are you fucking serious?


ETA Wtf me for always previously giving her the benefit of the doubt and telling DH and my ILs that she's probably just misunderstood and not crazy.

[rn536]

May 13, 2015 8:07:49 GMT -5 serunatu said:

Breastfed babies are less likely to get sick than formula fed babies. WTF, lies. Why is my poor EBF baby always sick? .picture included.

So sorry. My DD was also EBF for 11 months and she got about 4 ear infections before she was a year old. I was thinking the same thing as you. Hope she feels better soon.

[chicorojo]

gdaniels77 ugh sorry you have to deal with a crazy ex. Me being an ex and having to share custody of the boys there is just no excuse to act like that. My ex better be glad he has me as his kids mom... Because the stories I hear wowza!

[nbateman5]

WTF to the 47 all massive zits that took over my face at.the.same.time

[nbateman5]

May 13, 2015 8:02:21 GMT -5 happyfeet9 said:

I'm sure there won't be a shortage but I've got plenty:

WTF MIL Do not pick a morning when I'm already late to work to "discuss" pushing LO's bedtime. 9 o'clock is way too late for him and I'm the one putting him to bed and getting up in the middle of the night. If I don't bitch about it, you don't get to.

WTF DH I'm already 30 minutes late to work. Do not offer to feed LO in the morning and then complain that you can't get any work done. Your mom is here, pass him over!

WTF cabbie! Drive like you actually know your way around the city so I can make my next train.

She wants LO to go to bed at 9? That is pretty late! What's her rationale? She think going to bed later means baby sleeping in? HA! I don't know how many times I have to tell my ILs that earlier to bed does NOT mean earlier to rise

[happyfeet9]

May 13, 2015 14:21:53 GMT -5 nbateman5 said:

May 13, 2015 8:02:21 GMT -5 happyfeet9 said:

I'm sure there won't be a shortage but I've got plenty:

WTF MIL Do not pick a morning when I'm already late to work to "discuss" pushing LO's bedtime. 9 o'clock is way too late for him and I'm the one putting him to bed and getting up in the middle of the night. If I don't bitch about it, you don't get to.

WTF DH I'm already 30 minutes late to work. Do not offer to feed LO in the morning and then complain that you can't get any work done. Your mom is here, pass him over!

WTF cabbie! Drive like you actually know your way around the city so I can make my next train.

She wants LO to go to bed at 9? That is pretty late! What's her rationale? She think going to bed later means baby sleeping in? HA! I don't know how many times I have to tell my ILs that earlier to bed does NOT mean earlier to rise

Exactly! She thinks that by moving his bedtime back it will somehow allow him to sleep in and wake up less during the night. The poor guy is already exhausted by the time I get home on the days she is watching him because I'm sure she hardly lets him nap. No wonder my DH is constantly trying to figure out how he survived.

The kid is like clockwork and I like it that way! I've already adjusted to his schedule so why does she care.

[happyfeet9]

Here's another gem - WTF MIL do not call me and leave me a voicemail saying you desperately have to speak to me at work and then not answer your phone when I call back or at least tell me that DS is fine in your message. It took me 20 minutes of panicking before I thought to call my FIL - turns out her cell phone was going to die because she left her charger home and couldn't find where we kept a spare.

Thanks for scaring the crap out of me and making me leave work 30 minutes early before I found out that everything was alright.

Today, you win. But tomorrow is another day.

[mommarochelle]

WTF work?!?!?! After putting in ten years as your doormat, you decide to "do away" with my position, leaving me unemployed. I just bought a house, just bought a new car.... the timing couldn't suck more!

Also WTF office manager to rub my nose in it by saying that you already knew this was coming for over a month, but you didn't want me to stress about it. Ugh...

[happyfeet9]

mommarochelle I'm so sorry. Hopefully you'll find a better position soon.

[chicorojo]

mommarochelle I'm so sorry ! Thinking of you !

[gradschoolmama]

Oh mommarochelle I'm so sorry that happened! That office manager sounds like a real gem. People suck.

[erien22846]

mommarochelle, Sorry to hear you lost your job. How exactly is keeping that information from you going to help your stress level?? Some people.

[beckyrosen]

serunatu poor baby
WTF hairdresser, I get home and find out that my forehead is stained with hair dye... ugh

[bookworm87]

mommarochelle I'm so sorry!! That office manager sounds like a real piece of work. They could have given you some notice instead of just keeping you in the dark. Jerk.

happyfeet9 Couldn't she have just texted you that her phone was dying?? I mean, really, isn't that exactly what texting is for?? Crazy mother in laws! Sorry you got stressed out, I would be panicking too.

[beckyrosen]

May 13, 2015 19:38:11 GMT -5 mommarochelle said:

WTF work?!?!?! After putting in ten years as your doormat, you decide to "do away" with my position, leaving me unemployed. I just bought a house, just bought a new car.... the timing couldn't suck more!

Also WTF office manager to rub my nose in it by saying that you already knew this was coming for over a month, but you didn't want me to stress about it. Ugh...

Ugh that sucks. I recently lost my job too (I had worked there for 10 years too). Hope you're able to find a new job quickly.

[pdxlaurens]

I'm a little late but WTF body?! My period came back last month and was 9 days late this month. It started this morning and tomorrow we are taking a cross country flight for the first time with LO and going on a 6 day vacation. Cause I really needed all that at once.

[seerealsky]

mommarochelle That trumps any WTF complaints I had. I'm so sorry. Hoping you find something better soon! You too, beckyrosen !

momtoEandC25 I am frustrated grr-face with you/for you!

serunatu I know she's sick, and it's awful, but you are right when you say she's still cute. How are they so cute in all states of anger and grossness?

happyfeet9 +1 stabby.

[kookooma]

mommarochelle so sorry to hear about your job. I can't imagine that kind of stress.
serunatu poor baby! She looks so sad:(
All those struggling with IL's, you have my sympathy.
momtoEandC25 could our husbands be related??

[kookooma]

My WTF is nothing compared to you ladies.
WTF Dog. You stink. Bad. Stop doing whatever it is you're doing to make yourself stink. And that leads into WTF DH. Do I need to bitch a little more? Wash your #*^@ dog! How can you not smell her??

[kookooma]

May 14, 2015 10:21:09 GMT -5 momtoEandC25 said:

kookooma for your sake, I hope not.

I don't know..every time you post something about your DH I nod my head and say yep, sounds like mine.

[jesster88]

mommarochelle I am so sorry about your job. I hope your next job comes quickly and is better and pays more.

[ThePregosaurus]

WTF Thursday edition: I woke up with a muscle spasm in my upper back/neck area this morning. Now I've got torticollis again, which means my head is stuck turned to the side and it's painful to move. I went to work and taught all day with it but I think I overdid it. Taking tomorrow off now. This happened to me a few years ago and it took months to fully heal. Grrr...

[happyfeet9]

May 14, 2015 16:05:02 GMT -5 ThePregosaurus said:

WTF Thursday edition: I woke up with a muscle spasm in my upper back/neck area this morning. Now I've got torticollis again, which means my head is stuck turned to the side and it's painful to move. I went to work and taught all day with it but I think I overdid it. Taking tomorrow off now. This happened to me a few years ago and it took months to fully heal. Grrr...

That's terrible! Hope you get relief soon, can't imagine waiting months.

[ThePregosaurus]

Thanks, happyfeet9, @txaggie08,& mgk207. It's not quite as bad as the time I was held up for months so I'm HOPING that's a good sign and the weekend will be enough time to recover. Fingers crossed! I can hold DS without too much difficulty but I can't twist too much or move fast. DH is being awesome. It's his turn to have 2 babies for once haha.