Dramaz on Gettin Knocked Up (sort-of cancer trigger)
Jan 21, 2015 22:03:18 GMT -5
Post by stargazer763 on Jan 21, 2015 22:03:18 GMT -5
Okay, here are the threads:
goodbyecb.proboards.com/thread/3235/lump-breast
goodbyecb.proboards.com/thread/3382/put
Recap:
So, on the old TTGP there was this gingerlady03 (or something like that). She had Lucille Ball in her siggy. Anyway, this girl was the wannabe Gretchen Wiener of TTGP. She wanted to be in the cool group SO BAD, but, she was basically a twatwaffle. Even when the shit hit the fan last week, she saying stuff on Parenting and TTGP was all like "Dude, you guys can have her. No really, no backsies!"
So, the first thread up here is a woman who came over from The Dump asking about a lump in her breast.
New woman who's SO not gingerlady: AHHHH! I'm on a super long cycle, and I have this lump in my breast.
GKU: Holy shit! Dude, get that checked out now. It might just be hormonal, but don't fuck around with it.
Totally gingerlady: Well, my doc's not too worried about it. It always goes away before my period.
GKU: Dispenses awesome advice, including stating they're not medical professionals (except the one woman who says she's a nurse but still, get checked out again)
TG: Well, I'm starting TTC for my third kid, and my chart is really wonky
GKU: You chart! We fucking love you! Link your chart, please, and we'll see what's up on that side.
Apparently said chart has every possible symptom you could think of. Chapped lips? Yup, totally a sign that your eggo is preggo.
TG: Thanks, ladies! Love you so much! I'm so glad one of you said I should come over here to get real advice. Man, the Dump really sucks now, doesn't it? High fives?
A bronze reg (oh yes, at least one exists already): YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, GINGERLADY. Do you really think TWO women have the exact same chart, with the same fucking "symptoms" like not being able to turn to the left? (Stargazer might have made that one up.)
::Bronze reg posts chart along with info that shows the same chart was posted by gingerlady, who they now start referring to as gingersnatch, on the Dump a while ago::
GKU: ARGH! We've been had! Go away, we don't want you!
TG: Something to the effect of "At least I got what I needed!"
GKU: Did she just fake a cancer scare? Fuck off, bitch! High fives and shots all around!
Stargazer: ::blinks:: Did she?
Moral: Don't fuck with TTGP / GKU. They'll go all ninja CIA on your ass.
goodbyecb.proboards.com/thread/3235/lump-breast
goodbyecb.proboards.com/thread/3382/put
Recap:
So, on the old TTGP there was this gingerlady03 (or something like that). She had Lucille Ball in her siggy. Anyway, this girl was the wannabe Gretchen Wiener of TTGP. She wanted to be in the cool group SO BAD, but, she was basically a twatwaffle. Even when the shit hit the fan last week, she saying stuff on Parenting and TTGP was all like "Dude, you guys can have her. No really, no backsies!"
So, the first thread up here is a woman who came over from The Dump asking about a lump in her breast.
New woman who's SO not gingerlady: AHHHH! I'm on a super long cycle, and I have this lump in my breast.
GKU: Holy shit! Dude, get that checked out now. It might just be hormonal, but don't fuck around with it.
Totally gingerlady: Well, my doc's not too worried about it. It always goes away before my period.
GKU: Dispenses awesome advice, including stating they're not medical professionals (except the one woman who says she's a nurse but still, get checked out again)
TG: Well, I'm starting TTC for my third kid, and my chart is really wonky
GKU: You chart! We fucking love you! Link your chart, please, and we'll see what's up on that side.
Apparently said chart has every possible symptom you could think of. Chapped lips? Yup, totally a sign that your eggo is preggo.
TG: Thanks, ladies! Love you so much! I'm so glad one of you said I should come over here to get real advice. Man, the Dump really sucks now, doesn't it? High fives?
A bronze reg (oh yes, at least one exists already): YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, GINGERLADY. Do you really think TWO women have the exact same chart, with the same fucking "symptoms" like not being able to turn to the left? (Stargazer might have made that one up.)
::Bronze reg posts chart along with info that shows the same chart was posted by gingerlady, who they now start referring to as gingersnatch, on the Dump a while ago::
GKU: ARGH! We've been had! Go away, we don't want you!
TG: Something to the effect of "At least I got what I needed!"
GKU: Did she just fake a cancer scare? Fuck off, bitch! High fives and shots all around!
Stargazer: ::blinks:: Did she?
Moral: Don't fuck with TTGP / GKU. They'll go all ninja CIA on your ass.
