WTF Wednesday 5/20

[pooky08]

WTF cats! I'm tired of finding furballs each morning the hard way - with my feet in the dark. I know spring is here and it's shedding season, and there are three of you, but enough already!

[lissjm]

WTF self. Daycare noticed LO has oral thrush. I just thought he was teething. MOTY right here.

[happyfeet9]

WTF coworkers! Don't ask me for a report that's due Thursday on Tuesday morning only to ignore my requests for your items that are actually due on Tuesday!

AND sending your items Tuesday at 10pm does not mean you met your deadline, jerks.

[nbateman5]

May 20, 2015 9:02:35 GMT -5 corinne said:

I had to have a tooth pulled. During the middle of the procedure, they asked me if I wanted to keep it. What? No! Just get it out.

But but the tooth fairy lol!!

[chicorojo]

May 20, 2015 9:02:35 GMT -5 corinne said:

I had to have a tooth pulled. During the middle of the procedure, they asked me if I wanted to keep it. What? No! Just get it out.

I kept all my wisdom teeth, mainly for the reason of my kids do the science fair we can do the tooth in coke experiment

[crazylife]

WTF 1st grade teacher? today is dd's award day and you are so busy trying to talk to and play with lo that you aren't even taking the time to talk to me about her accomplishments and to make her feel good about herself like you did with the other kids and their parents
WTF lady in front of us at walmart last night? did you seriously just tell your kid they can't have a water when they are so hot because you don't have any money and then buy your self some cigaarettes

[nbateman5]

May 20, 2015 9:23:49 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

WTAF, Mini KJ.

She usually sleeps 9:30 pm to 11 am, with a 1-2 hour wake up around 5 or 6 to eat/play/get changed. Then she's up for several hours and sometimes (but not always) takes a nap around 3 for an hour-ish.

Yesterday she woke up at 5, played for a bit, fell asleep but was super restless from 8-11... then was awake until 9:30. Not even a hint of a nap.

Then she woke up at 1 just to chat and hang out. Not even hungry. Just awake. Went back to sleep around 2. Woke up at 4. Went back to sleep at 7:30. Woke up at 8:30 and only just fell asleep again.

The hell happened to your sleep, kid? Close your eyes! And since she is overtired, she is constantly shrieking. Constantly. All day, just "WoooooOOOOOOooooooEEEEEEEeeeeee!"

Teething? That's what interrupted LO's unicorn sleeping habits for us for a little while.

[karebear2]

May 20, 2015 9:23:49 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

WTAF, Mini KJ.

She usually sleeps 9:30 pm to 11 am, with a 1-2 hour wake up around 5 or 6 to eat/play/get changed. Then she's up for several hours and sometimes (but not always) takes a nap around 3 for an hour-ish.

Yesterday she woke up at 5, played for a bit, fell asleep but was super restless from 8-11... then was awake until 9:30. Not even a hint of a nap.

Then she woke up at 1 just to chat and hang out. Not even hungry. Just awake. Went back to sleep around 2. Woke up at 4. Went back to sleep at 7:30. Woke up at 8:30 and only just fell asleep again.

The hell happened to your sleep, kid? Close your eyes! And since she is overtired, she is constantly shrieking. Constantly. All day, just "WoooooOOOOOOooooooEEEEEEEeeeeee!"

Whoa! 9:30- 11am with one wake up. You have a super baby on your hands. Maybe she's teething? Hope it will pass and you two are back to an awesome regular schedule.

[karebear2]

WTF hormones I am in such a whirlwind lately. Even I can't handle me.

[karebear2]

Miss Killjoy, im sorry I just re read and realized you only get one nap during the day. Either way it's rough.

[aleys628]

WTF Dh do not complain to me about being tired. You stopped getting up with LO months ago and have even been sleeping in the basement so you don't even hear him at all. Sorry that I called and woke you up at 10:30 am. But really I'm not sorry at all since I'm up at 6 everyday and work just as much as you do.

[kookooma]

WTF DH. You said you're leaving tomorrow after work to head up north. Leaving me to drive kids to activities, clean house, do laundry, pack for 2 teens, 1 baby, myself, and the damn dog and drive up in traffic as soon as school is out. Not cool.

[chicorojo]

May 20, 2015 12:07:57 GMT -5 @txaggie08 said:

WTF self. Stop being so mean to DH in the evening. I know you are beyond tired, and he does stupid things, but he tries to help. Be nice.

I am a super bitch at night. But dhs idea of helping is getting everyone riled up right before bed.
Exhibit a: beer box helmet fight 5 minutes before bedtime

I am known as the fun ruiner around these parts.

[erien22846]

chicorojo you really need to loosen up;-)

Another great moment captured by your camera.

[chicorojo]

May 20, 2015 15:20:42 GMT -5 momtoEandC25 said:

May 20, 2015 14:34:17 GMT -5 chicorojo said:

I am a super bitch at night. But dhs idea of helping is getting everyone riled up right before bed.
Exhibit a: beer box helmet fight 5 minutes before bedtime

I am known as the fun ruiner around these parts.

This is exactly what DH does with DS1. He gets him all riled up and then expects him to be ready to go to bed.

Men !

[bdk0186]

Wtf dh. Why do you always have to play computer games when I'm home. 1...we have 0 time together 2...I get bored watching it and being sleep deprived makes staying awake w the baby so hard!

[chicorojo]

May 20, 2015 20:41:04 GMT -5 calvinfoster said:

WTF do working parents do in the summer? Summer camp around here runs around $330 per kid per week. I have 2 kids that need to go to summer camp. and an infant. Who costs me $250/week. Do the math. AM I REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO PAY OVER 900 DOLLARS PER WEEK FOR CHILDCARE THIS SUMMER?

Excuse me while I fall over dead. ok.

really. AND that's the regular camp price without early care or late care. the camp days are 8:30-4. with "early" drop off at 8 and "late" pickup at 5. WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR, but no matter. If my "late" day had me getting home at 5 my life would be pretty effing sweet. Not to mention I'm at rounds at 7:30 am.

So basically it's may 20th and I have no idea what's happening this summer or how I'm going to pay for it. (insert string of expletives here.)

Holy shit ! It's 200 dollars here per four week session so 50 dollars a week, that's just ridiculous, everything runs cheap here though 400 a month for full time infant care. Perks of living in a poor state I guess.
I hope you find something cheaper ! I would fall down dead too !

[karebear2]

calvinfoster is this run by the school? Usually there are several options in our area. There are sports camps run by the Parks and Rec dept of our town. There are daycares that do summer camps with field trips. I assume you've already checked out all of the options. If not you can check out the school website or call up the school and ask for recommendations in the area. I know all too well what it is like to hand over most of your paycheck for childcare. Sorry, hope you find something more affordable.

[beckyrosen]

May 20, 2015 10:36:06 GMT -5 crazylife said:

WTF lady in front of us at walmart last night? did you seriously just tell your kid they can't have a water when they are so hot because you don't have any money and then buy your self some cigaarettes

What a selfish bitch! (Excuse my language, that just pissed me off).

May 20, 2015 20:41:04 GMT -5 calvinfoster said:

WTF do working parents do in the summer? Summer camp around here runs around $330 per kid per week. I have 2 kids that need to go to summer camp. and an infant. Who costs me $250/week. Do the math. AM I REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO PAY OVER 900 DOLLARS PER WEEK FOR CHILDCARE THIS SUMMER?

Excuse me while I fall over dead. ok.

really. AND that's the regular camp price without early care or late care. the camp days are 8:30-4. with "early" drop off at 8 and "late" pickup at 5. WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR, but no matter. If my "late" day had me getting home at 5 my life would be pretty effing sweet. Not to mention I'm at rounds at 7:30 am.

So basically it's may 20th and I have no idea what's happening this summer or how I'm going to pay for it. (insert string of expletives here.)

Holy WOW!!! That's a lot of money. Hope the money fairy comes to visit you.

[amyface813]

chicorojo can I come to your house 5 minutes before bedtime??!!

[kookooma]

calvinfoster I know your history with the creepy nanny but I honestly think it may be the cheapest route. Thankfully your oldest two are at an age (I think?) that can verbalize any problems to you. Just interview the heck out of them and do a weekend test run to see if the kids like her. To be honest the older kids I nannied loved it. We went to the zoo, fairs, museums, pool, beach. Just make sure she has a car to handle car seats. What's the saying?? Lightening doesn't strike twice?