I'm gonna start this today. So I have a mole in my armpit and I accidentally cut it shaving it's bleeding Effin everywhere. What the hell do I do should I try to cut it the rest of the way off? Leave it ? It's freakin terrible guise.
My baby doesn't poop often, sometimes she goes 4 days with no poop. So, the smell of her poo makes me happy cuz I don't like when she goes that long without pooping.
Had my tubes tied like a month ago. Ever since then I've been a tad crampy (might be because dd loves to jump on it like a trampoline). After feeling it I've found some stitches that were slightly healed over. Pulled a bunch of it out cuz of course dh is grossed out by it. Maybe this is better for wtf wed.
I'm gonna start this today. So I have a mole in my armpit and I accidentally cut it shaving it's bleeding Effin everywhere. What the hell do I do should I try to cut it the rest of the way off? Leave it ? It's freakin terrible guise.
That happened to me last week!
MH pooped in our guest bath yesterday. I know for a fact we are out of soap in there. Me: "did you wash your hands?" MH: "of course." Me: "with soap?" MH: "no..."
MH pooped in our guest bath yesterday. I know for a fact we are out of soap in there. Me: "did you wash your hands?" MH: "of course." Me: "with soap?" MH: "no..."
He is a grown man!
MH is horrible at washing his hands. Makes me so mad. he thinks when he pees he doesn't have to wash his hands. and he'd rather go into another room to use hand sanitizer then use real soap. Lazy.
This is my DH!!! He says "my dick is clean." Uhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (In this case DH stands for dickhead.)
I'll join the nasty ass husband club! I swear sometimes he just runs the water to make me think he washed his hands. I have to rewash mine after we say a prayer before dinner because I can't stand the thought of holding hands with him and with DSS and then eating.
Also? Beard hairs everywhere. The upstairs vanity looks like it's wearing a sweater. I had to move my toothbrush because he would get them on it.
Oh, and that reminds me...DH will use whatever toothbrush he grabs first, so DSS and I have to hide ours, so DH's is the only one in his direct line of vision. Gross man.
But I love him.
I'm with you on the hairs everywhere. I am constantly finding DH's hair in everything - it's like we have a dog! I really don't understand how he's not bald...
My SO would say the same thing about me. My hair is everywhere! Even before the massive hair loss pp.
I wonder what our DHs would say about us if they had a birth month board...
"MW forgot to flush the toilet again this morning and there was a piece of bloody toilet paper in there. And she always loses her wet nursing pads in the bed. So gross."
DH has every gross husband habit mentioned so far. But he won't even pretend he washed his hands. I cringe when I'm not there to supervise him and LO because I know he lets her chew on his fingers if I'm not there to fuss at him about it.
Post by gdaniels77 on May 26, 2015 11:18:56 GMT -5
I feel really gross about this one. LO threw up on my hair this morning as I was taking her into daycare. I was already running late for work and couldn't find a hair tie for the life of me, so I just wiped it out with some baby wipes while going down the road.
DH is actually pretty clean, so I guess I'm lucky in that respect.
But between him, DS and DD, there is always someone farting or shitting their pants, I swear! It's like our family has a fart scented aura around it. Car trips are the worst with this bunch.
I never smell like farts because I'm a lady, of course.
I'm dreading wearing a swim suit this year because I don't want to shave my bikini line. Razor burn city. I have super sensitive skin, and shaving there and my armpits is no fun. (don't worry - I totally shave my underarms regularly)
I'm scared! Also, how do I know where to go? I'm definitely not doing it myself - I tried my underarms once and it was one of the worst things I've done to myself.
I need an adult. Preferably a lady.
Compared to a brazilian which I get before our beach trip each year, it'll be piece of cake! Just go to any reputable salon/spa. I wouldn't imagine it taking longer than 15 minutes.
Post by gradschoolmama on May 26, 2015 13:43:09 GMT -5
OMG I snorted the water I was drinking on LO while reading this thread. Well done, D14.
So I can't believe how well my tmi fits in with the topic today. LO and I recently started taking baths together bc it's humid and hot and it's a nice way for us both to cool off and for her to BF without overheating. Welp, last Thursday she spit up in the tub. FFWD to that evening as I'm peeing b4 bed, "honey, I gotta shower real quick. There's spit up in my pubes."
I stubbed my toe a few weeks ago and broke my nail off too short and now I have an ingrown toenail. It's so painful that I'm limping around. It's pretty nasty looking also. I get them quite a bit (from stupidly cutting my nails too short) but never this bad
I have one right now too. Ugh, I never get them (I cut mine short too). I soaked it in salt water last night and this morning. It's definitely feeling better, but still needs some TLC.
I thought I've been really dehydrated on the a.m. because my pee is like crazy yellow. But then the other day I took my prenatal later in the day and realized that's what made my pee so yellow.. Maybe that is a confession.
Also, this has been going on for months (since I switched prenatals). I always thought it was so weird because I do drink a lot of water! Lol
I'm dreading wearing a swim suit this year because I don't want to shave my bikini line. Razor burn city. I have super sensitive skin, and shaving there and my armpits is no fun. (don't worry - I totally shave my underarms regularly)
Wax it! Totes worth it!
Yep. Waxing is the way to go! No razor burn, no ingrown hair concerns, no need to shave weekly. A simple wax last for several weeks!
Post by ThePregosaurus on May 26, 2015 17:53:47 GMT -5
You ladies are making waxing sound really good-- something I never thought I'd say! We're going to Cape Cod for a week in July.. I may do it just so I don't have to worry about the stubble. Hmmm...
You ladies are making waxing sound really good-- something I never thought I'd say! We're going to Cape Cod for a week in July.. I may do it just so I don't have to worry about the stubble. Hmmm...
Dooooo it!!! So worth it, at least 3 weeks of no hassle!
Y'all think I was joking with the "leave it" comment, but let me just go ahead and tell you how much it doesn't suck to not have to shave it or wax it. I have no fucks to give if some stranger gives me a side eye over a stray pube. I do keep it trimmed, but that's more for my own comfort and hygiene than for anyone else's benefit!
Haha I always want to do this. But I'm a red head and it always reminds me of when Miranda didn't get waxed before the went to Mexico in the sex and the city movie.
I've waxed my own legs a couple times. I didn't do the greatest job, but I didn't feel like they stayed smoother for much longer than with shaving. My hair grows insanely fast. I think I'd totally try a bikini wax (done professionally) if I had any reason to get one right now.
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