Haha I always want to do this. But I'm a red head and it always reminds me of when Miranda didn't get waxed before the went to Mexico in the sex and the city movie.
I was wondering if that's where your SN came from.
A few hours late: all.the.sweat. I had to wash the sheets since I sweated through my tank top and sheets last night. Woke up at 1 and had soaked another top. Poor LO gets sweaty boob for MOTN feeds.
I'm super sweaty at night too, but I don't even breastfeed ! I get the night sweats so bad I am soaked. Wtf ?!
I finally have a real TMI! My hospital just started online medical charts and I logged in today to see what deets were there from giving birth. The neonatoligist ordered labs on my placenta because he suspected IUGR. They were posted on my online charts so I got to read all the gory details about my placenta. It was 14.8 x 14.5 x 2.4 cm and 356g. The umbilical cord was 29.9cm. I don't know what any of the other stuff in there means...
I kinda wish I could've seen mine too... But then I think mmmmm maybe not...
I am so glad I never saw it.
I thought I didn't wanna see it- but one of my overexcited midwives was like "lemme show you, it's so cool!" In my exhaustion I was like "ooook." It didn't gross me out bc I was too tired to be disgusted. She flipped it all around and showed me which side was attached to me and the different surfaces of it. I remember just muttering "cool. Wow. Cool."
I absolutely asked to see mine! They looked at me like I was a crazy person but whatever. It looked like a giant old blood colored sting ray.
DH said he saw it and then said it exploded in the tray they had. I think he must have dreamt that. Can that happen???
This just made me laugh so hard for some reason.
I was in the actively not interested in seeing the placenta camp but my midwife was very excited to show us anyway. It was pretty cool after all. She was also really psyched to show us the blood vessels in the umbilical cord, which she congratulated me on for it being so thick. So, apparently I did a good job creating that?
Accidentally saw my placenta. Could have done without. Also my cord was really short apparently and broke as they were lifting LO into my chest. Blood was spraying and the doctor was shouting "Give me a clamp! Give me a clamp!" There was just a little piece left to clamp.
I'm with mgk207 and Miss Killjoy in the not shaving or waxing category. Too much work and I just do not care. I have a swimsuit with little shorts and I'm never going back to the bikini style bottoms. The shorts are comfy, cover everything up, and I don't feel self conscious swimming.
I guess I'll confess that I didn't wash my hands every time I peed when I was pregnant. It was winter, I was peeing every 30 minutes and my hands were drying out like crazy. So, if I was home, I would only wash my hands every third time or something. Lol. Whatever. My household survived my grossness.
I absolutely asked to see mine! They looked at me like I was a crazy person but whatever. It looked like a giant old blood colored sting ray.
DH said he saw it and then said it exploded in the tray they had. I think he must have dreamt that. Can that happen???
I have no idea what happened because I was trying to see what was happening with DS, but around the time the dr delivered the placenta I heard the nurses laughing at my dr so I look over and blood has splattered all over him. I awkwardly apologized but he said it was his fault. Now I am imagining my placena exploding on him lol.
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